Friday Humor

**Courtesy of MIKE

New Meaning of CBCP:
Catholic Bishops Corrupting Pilipinas

VP Jojo Binay was quoted to have said that he didn’t want to compare himself with P-Noy saying ‘we’re not comparing apple to apple.’ Sige, let’s say apple to duhat. Puwede na ba yun?

Netizens are comparing Inday Sara of Davao City to Cong. Manny Pacquiao. But that’s unfair! Pacman has never won a fight in ten seconds.

MANNY PACQUIAO – Boxer turned Politician;
INDAY SARA DUTERTE – Politician turned Boxer.
If her father, former Mayor Rodrigo Duterte is called The Punisher,this Lady Mayor can be called The Puncher!

Only in the Philippines!

Bahay kubo,
kahit munti,
Ang posisyon doon
ay sari-sari.
Singtigas ng talong, ipinasok sa mani.
Humiyaw, umiyak kunyari.
Pabundol, patulak,
paupo at salampak.
At saka meron pa: patuwad sa mesa,
patayo sa terrace,
pahiga sa kama.
At sa pagiling giling, pumutok na pala! hahaha!! kinanta pa nya!

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