Courtesy of MIKE
by: GMA & FG
(with apologies to F. Sinatra)
And now, my end is near and so
I face the nation’s judgment.
My friends, I say it clear, I have my case and it’s impending.
I’ve lived a lie that’s full and gained from deals from every high way.
0h yes, I stole a lot and did it my way.
Secrets, I had a few, two leaky boobs of false dimension.
I did what I had to do, Garci saw it thru without exemption.
To think I did all that and may I say not in a shy way.
O yes, I screwed you all and did it my way!
Kinanta mo, noh? Aminin!
Si Tikyo nag text sa kanyang parents:
"Hello Pa, Ma. Sorry i keep on asking for money from you. I am so ashamed but i really need P1000. I wanted to cancel this txt msg & I prayed to God that I will not send it anymore but it’s too late."
A few hours later, naka receive sya ng reply from his father:
"Your prayers were answered. We did not receive your message."
JUAN:"DOk, tulungan nyo ko sa problema ko, di ko maalala ang mga sinasabi ko!" DOK:"Kelan pa nagsimula ang problemang ito?"
GURO:"Class, ako ang magiging adviser ninyo sa taong ito. Sino sa inyo ang nakakaalam ng name ko?"
ESTUDYANTE: "Mam, first day pa lang po, quiz agad?"
Lasing, na-curfew si Andoy.
PULIS:"Saan ka pupunta sa ganitong oras ng gabi?"
ANDOY:"Makikinig po ng sermon!"
ANDOY:"Sa mrs ko po!"
LOLO:iho malalim ba ang ilog na to?
LOLO:(tumawid at muntik malunod) "Sabi mo hindi malalim?"
BATA:"Nakatawid po kasi yung bibe!"
“Sometimes, even when it seems that the world has given me all the reasons to move on, still I hold on.” – Unknown
May tanggap na labada ang Mamaru today.
Pero paano naman ako makakapaglaba neto kung may nag-aastig-astigan na putty tat dito sa pamamahay ko at ayaw ipagamit sa akin ang mga palanggana ko?! Litsi!
Tsinelasin ko kaya ‘to?
"Kung may gusto ka, hindi mo dapat pakawalan" – Angel Locsin, IN THE NAME OF LOVE (2011)