** Courtesy of Mike
Chinese ambassador (galit): "Ba’t Sona ni PNoy, lahat problema ng Pilipinas sa China isinisisi?"
Lacierda: "Spratlys lang sinabi nya sa SONA ah."
Chinese Amb (lalong nagalit): "Anong Splatlys lang!? E si WANG WANG? Chinese din yun, ah!!"
PACMAN: "Inay, este Mommy, ano po sa english ang pantog?"
ALING DIONY: "E di bladder."
PACMAN: "Ah. ok. E ano naman po sa english ang pantog ng bayaw mo?"
ALING DIONY: "Tanga tanga mo talaga anak! Congressman, ka pa naman!
E di Bladder-in-law"
After launching his own line of perfume, Manny will launch a line of female perfume in honor of Mommy Dionesia with two scents:
Amoy Lupa & Amoy Patay!
Very Interesting and Valid Thought..
No matter how much a woman criticizes her husband on each and every judgement. . .
She NEVER questions his CHOICE of WIFE!
Doc: "Do exercise daily for good health."
Patient: "Doc, I play football, tennis daily."
Doc: "How long do you play?"
Boy: "Until my phone’s battery goes low."
Matagal ko na ‘tong na-bake at matagal na rin tunaw sa mga tiyan namin ang mga cookies na ‘to. Pero ngayon ko lang ibo-blog kasi nakalimutan kong i-publish. Hays…musta naman ang tumatanders at naging malilimutin na. Natingga lang naman dun sa mga draft post ko ang entry na ‘to.
Heniweys, mga momsies, worth a try ang mga cookies ‘to. With matching fresh milk na panulak para sa mga bagets nyo – winnur talaga!
VERSION 1: Chocolate chips tsaka vanilla-filled Oreo sandwich cookies ang ginamit ko dito.
VERSION 2: Strawberry-flavored chocolote chip tsaka strawberry-filled Oreo sandwich cookies naman ang inihalo ko ditetch.
Matagal na kasi ‘tong strawberry-flavored choco chips sa ref ko at sa wakas nagamit ko rin siya.
Pareho lang naman ang mga sukat ng ingredients at ang paraan sa pagluluto ng dalawang version.
- 1/2 cup softened butter
- 6 Tablespoons white sugar
- 6 Tablespoons brown sugar
- 1 egg
- 1 teaspoon vanilla
- 1 ¼ cup all-purpose flour
- ½ teaspoon baking soda
- ½ teaspoon salt
- 11 broken pieces Oreo Cookies
- 1 cup chocolate chips
1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Cream butter, and sugars until well combined. Add egg and vanilla until mixed well.
2. Place flour, baking soda and salt into a large bowl, stir to combine. Slowly add dry ingredients to wet ingredients then stir in Oreos and chocolate chips until just combined.
3. With a medium cookie scoop, scoop onto baking sheet. Bake for 10 minutes or until cooked, but still soft. Let cool on baking sheet for 3 minutes before transferring to cooling rack.
HAPPY WEEKEND EVERYONE!
Once a week, I always make sure that I exfoliate my whole body. My regular body scrubbing is my way of removing all the dead skin off my body, to expose a better glow of my skin.
And since I can’t afford the luxury of going to SPA saloon weekly, what I normally do is make my own homemade body scrub and just do my skin-care treatment here at home.
Most spa clinic uses coarse granules like deadsea salt to polish the body. I wish I have, but since I don’t have that said product here at home, so I opt to use my own mixture of brown sugar, ground coffee and olive oil as substitute.
Body scrub don’t have to be expensive to give great result. Most of the body scrub ingredients are actually easy available in your kitchen.
I think I’m gaining weight. Though I’m getting conscious of my body lately, I’m not yet there to the extent that I have to seek the immediate help of the manufacturers of slimming pills. Not yet. I know I can still diet – easily.
Speaking of slimming pills, in today’s world where there are many people looking for a quick and easy way to shed some pounds off their waistline, as interest in losing weight increases, so do the number of slimming scams. People, please be aware of the broad range of fraud nowadays. Be informed and not ignorant. Know what is real vs. fake.
Well, these are just my thoughts of concern.
RFID – stands for Radio-Frequency IDentification, it refers to small electronic devices that consist of a small chip and an antenna. Hmmn… I think I need a device like this for my future husband.
However, good thing I don’t have a husband right now because maybe to keep my spouse from cheating on me, I will impose to have his body be implanted with rfid – for easy tracking of his location, you know. Ha ha! Of course, I am just exaggerating. The truth is, I’m not a jealous type of woman. Also, I believe that if a man really wants to cheat, he will cheat.