Saturday Humor

**Courtesy of MIKE

Flash REPORT!
GMA inoperahan ulit. Nadiskubre na 2nd hand din pala ang titanium implant sinuplay ni MIKE ARROYO!

ANAK: "Tay, yun bf ni ate my bariL na daLa kanina."
TATAY: "TaLaga? Nakita mo ba?"
ANAK: "Hndi po, pero nadinig ko sabi ni ate "sa Labas mo iput0k, huwag mo ipuput0k s Lo0b."

Holdaper conversation:
Holdaper: Holdap ‘to!
GIRL: "And so?! Wala naman nagtatanong."
HOLDAPER: "Holdap nga ‘to!"
GIRL: "Kelangan mo ba ipagsigawan? PROUD?"
HOLDAPER: "Holdap nga eh! Holdap nga! Holdap!"
GIRL: "Paulit ulit? Unli tayo?"
HOLDAPER: "Pag di ka tumigil, papatayin kita!"
GIRL: "Weh? Holdap naging patayan? Ano ‘to, 2 in 1?"
HOLDAPER: "Makaalis na nga!"
GIRL: "Ay, walkout? Best actor ka teh!"

Inday is feeding Junjun..
INDAY: "Junjun, chew your mouth!"

Advisory for Men:
"Don’t let aging get you down, it’s hard to get back UP!"

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