SMS Jokes 2011-233

**Courtesy of Mike

Ang babaing mabait, talo ng maganda.
Ang babaing maganda,talo ng ma-appeal.
Ang babaing ma-appeal,talo ng sexy.
Pero ang babaing mabait, maganda, ma-appeal at sexy ay talo,
ng malandi!

Isang umaga, nagkita ang 3 magkakaibigan..
TIN: “Alam nyo, ang dami umihì ng lolo ko. Isang pag-ihi, isang tabo.”
JANE: “Wala yan sa lolo ko. Isang pag-ihi, isang timba.”
NANCY:” Malayo ang lolo nyo sa lolo ko! (biglang dating ng kapatid na umiiyak) Bakit ka umiiyak Boy?”
BOY: “Ate, umuwi ka na! Si lolo, nalunod sa ihi niya!”

This is the medical bulletin the Arroyo family didn’t allow St. Luke’s Global to release: "After all the attempts to correct Madame Gloria M. Arroyo’s spine, we had to accept the reality that she is naturally crooked."

A Woman Is Completely Harmless and Doesn’t Believe In Violence..
Until Her Nail polish Gets Dry.

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Importanteng Paunawa

Eto ay para sa MAS malawakang pang-unawa ng karamihan lalo na para sa mga kalalakihan.

Huwag magtaka kung bakit seryosong pinagpapayuhan ko ang mga lalaki na wag na wag kakantiin ang pagiging aburido ng mga babae (shempre kasama ako dun) lalo na pag malapit na ang buwanang-dalaw.

shark brain vs vagina

 

Sa pagkakahawig ng drawing, hindi kataka-taka kung bakit halos managpang (if provoked), nagiging aswang maldita at nakakaramdam ng kung anu-anong kashitan kaming mga babae pag may PMS.

 

P.S.

Ituring nyo ‘tong isang BABALA. Charot!

 

oOo

 

Diamond Certificate

When buying diamond ring for your loved one, be sure to insist on a diamond grading certificate from a reliable gemologist.

That piece of certificate not only helps you determine the price and quality of your diamond purchase, but also demonstrate to your woman that you cared enough to ensure that the precious stone that sits in the ring is really of a high-quality, real, unique and treasured standard – just like she is!

Wii Games

wii games I haven’t tried playing Wii games yet since its invention simply because I am not really fond of video games. However, when Nintendo developed the Wii Sports which they say are ideal for those who want to loss weight while playing, my interest on Nintendo wii games seem to pick up. So guess what, I’m currently in search for workout games, for the best one that will leave me out of breath with a racing heart and sore muscles after playing.