Monday Humor

**Courtesy of Kups

Attitude of Boys
Nanliligaw pa lang: “Pwede ba kitang ihatid?”
Naging sila na: “So pwede na kitang ihatid everyday?”
3-6 months na sila: “Sige na nga, ihahatid na kita!”
6 months – 1 year: “Hatid pa ba kita?”
1 year up: “Text mo na lang ako pag naka uwi ka na.”

Girl 1 : “I call my BF, HONEY, mahilig siya sa matamis!”
Girl 2 : “I call my BF, BOTE.”
Girl 1 : “Mahilig uminom?”
Girl 2 : “Nope, parang bote, may leeg pero walang utak .”

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QUESTION: In which place do women’s hair grows VERY THICK and VERY CURLY???
ANSWER: AFRICA

What is MISUNDERSTANDING??
It is when a girl declares that:”Break na tayo!”
And the boy answered: “Sige nagugutom na rin ako eh”

QUESTION: What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
ANSWER: Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!

On their wedding night, both husband and wife were claiming virginity
WIFE: “If it was your first time, then how did you do so well?”
HUSBAND: “And if this was your first time how did you know that I did so well?”

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Tablet PC

Who would have thought that the time would come when computer users wouldn’t need a keyboard to control their computers anymore. Indeed, the touch screen technology is here and Eee Pad Asus is now joining the competition of the best PC tablet in the market. Eee Pad Asus, just like any other PC tablets is very portable, you can pretty much bring it wherever you go. I still have it in my wish list, to own a tablet computer one day.

Sew Happy 4 – ( DIY: Altered Bed Spread)

Napagdiskitahan ko ‘to last week. My old white lacey bed spread na ginagamit ko noong virgin pa ako. Wa istir! 😛

BEFORE 

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Matagal ng hindi nagagamit ‘to kasi pang single bed ang size nya. Nanghihinayang naman ako na ang tagal na nyang nakaburo sa baul (kaya amoy-naptalina sya habang tinatahi ko) kaya ginawan ko na ng paraan para mapakinabangan.

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#1 – pang single bed ang spread, hindi kasya sa bed namin.

#2,3,4,5 – pinagtatastas/inalis ko mga yan.

#6 – ginupit ko sa gitna para madugtungan.

AFTER

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Sensya na kung hindi ko na nakuhang plantsahin muna bago kinodakan. Hindi naman dahil sa excited ako. Nagtitipid lang talaga ako ng kuryente. Wahaha!

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Eto ang mga lace na inalis ko dati sa may laylayan at pinaggupit-gupit ko. Nilagyan ko pa rin ng lace ang bagong laylayan kung mapapansin nyo.

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At siempre, gaya ng dati kong punchline…sa pamamagitan ng paggamit ko ng angking-kagandahan, alindog, kabataan at sentido-kumon, ang ibang lace ay ginawa kong bulaklak. 😛

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Nagkataon na marami akong retasong white tetoron na tela kaya nakagawa din ako ng pang-pillowcase at cushion cover to match the altered bed spread.

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Hulaan nyo na lang kung saan ko pa pinaglalagay ang mga binutingting kong mga bulaklak at ibang mga tinabas na lace.

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O ayan! Ready na ang kama. Lalaking maikakama na lang talaga ang kulang. Lalaking mapaglalaanan ko ulit ng virginity ko. Hihi!

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