Ungol

talking_dirty Napadpad ako sa isang female forum kanina. Napahagikhik ako dun sa isang topic nila na medyo interesante sa akin, ang. . . WHAT DO U USUALLY SAY WHEN U MOAN.

Ops! May pagka-For Adults ang post na ‘to kaya para sa mga ISIP-BATA diyan eh patnubay po ng magulang ang kailangan.

Heniweys, dinikwat ko mula dun ang mga iba’t ibang ungol o mga sinasambit ng mga pinoy yung habang sila ay nakikipag-chuchukchakan. Naaliw ako sa mga nabasa ko kaya gusto ko i-share sa inyo.

Pero agree ba kayo sa akin na pag oras ng jerjeran eh mas nakaka-el ang ungol, o dirty talk sa salitang tagalog kesa english? Taas ang kamay sa uma-agree. Kung nakaka-el ang mga ungolan, murahan, mga salitang lampungan sa tagalog…lafftrip naman pag bisaya. Hehe!

Don’t worry, ang mga sumusunod eh halos puro tagalog at walang bisaya.

Sana mag-enjoy kayo. At sa dami neto…sure akong makaka-relate kayo. 😀

Teka, kayo ba, paano ba kayo umungol?

Ganito ba?

“ang galing mo…bilisan mo!!”

“ohhh ssssheeeettt, ayaaannn naaaa am cummminnggg” 

“oooohhhh yes yes yes… ohh god…. yes yessss… f*&#…harder baby harder… yesss. oohh”

“ibaon ko p!!??ito gusto mo dv!!??aaaahhhhh…”

“oooohh daddy shet anong ginagawa mooooo….
ang sarap-sarap!!! ooohhhh aaaahhh”

“Sige pa… ayan na sige pa… faster faster oh Goooooodddddddd!”

“F**k
S**t
Tang*** mo!! 😮 ;D”

“oooohhh grabe kaaa…….”

“ohhhhh GOD!!!
yeahhh!!
uhmmmm!!!”

“aaahhh…
sikip mo!”

“ayan na… eto na….”

“oh my god!”

“ohhhhh ang initttt mooohhhh …”

"Yeeeeeessssss…..my preciousssssssss…."  

“oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhmmmmmm
shhhhh
aaahhhhh
aaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmm …”

“nakamput…ang sarap mooooohhhhh!!” 

“ahhhhhyaaaaaawwww …”

“wait wait ayan na kooooooooooooooooooooooo (fart) 🙂

“ang bango mo inday…”

“ahhhhh sinong naanaaaayyy mooooo, sinonggggg nanayyyyy moooooooo…”

huwag po ateeeeeeeeeee  ;D

“ooohhh aaaahhhh koya ‘wag po…..
aaahhh ‘wag po koya…..
koya, oooohhh ‘wag mong tigilan koya…..

“oohhh ahhhhhh AAAAARAYYYYY!!! fotah wag mo ko kagatin!!!!”

*gasp*
*gasp*
*gasp*
”Nebulizeeeerrr NOOOWWWW!!!”

“why are you sooooo goood in FFFFF***** me…..
OoooOOooohHhHh….AAaaaAaAahhh….don’t stop…pls…pls…let me come…
im almost there….aaAAaaahhhhAhhhhhhhh……you’re soooOOooOOoo great!!! cant get enough of you…!! oooHHhhhHHh ggggodddd!!!”

“…tang-inä….. i-withdraw mo yan…”

“OFFFFFFLINEEEEE, OFFFFLINEEEEE di makaaaaa withhhhdraaaawwww”

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“yongggg tataaaayyy mooo andyaaaannn naaaahhh”

“oooohhhhh aayaaaaaan naaaaaaahhh………… malahhhpit naaaaaaaaaaahhh…. etoooooon aaaaaaa…
aw aw awooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo….”

“Anselmoooohhh….. Anselmoooh…..  Anselmooooohhh…”
"An selfon mo tumatama sa singit ko ang sakit "

“aaahhhh… ang ganda ng facial expression
mmmmoooohh….”

“ooohh salamat aaahhhhh…”

“oohhh cge pa….. ganyan nga.. bilisan mooooo aaaahhhh…”

“cge, namnamin mo ang sarap…….. ng ulam na niluto koooooo!!!!”

“kung ganyan lagi luto mo talagang namannamin koooo!!!”

“cge kain ka pa….. ayan cge ubusin mo ang sabaw!!!”

“oohhh, bilisan mo… male-late na ako sa office…”

“SH*T kA!!
Damn!”

“Stopppp…this is too much …”

“Honey, ang sarap. Sige pa.. uhhh~”

“ohhhh more baby more…”

“amffff, siponnn ko yang nahigoppp mooohhhh…”

“teka lang, ibahin ko lang pwesto ko…..”

“nangalay ka baaaaaa? bakit kasi dito tayo sa chandellier?”

“ayuppp kaaaa… ibuka mo paaaaaaahhh …”

“let’s get physical, physical…
i wanna get physicallllllllllllllll…………….”

“sigeee hawakan mo manibelaaa, kakambyo ko …”

“oh, god…Oh, God…SPAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM!!!”

“Her: Ipassookkk mo naaa ,isaaaggaaaddd mooooo!
Him: Kanninaaa paaaa kooo naasaa loobbb mooo!
Her: AY, SORRY! cge, arraaayyy nnaaa  nggaaa lanngg!!”

“Whoo-ah!”

“Aaaaa…choohhhhh!”

“you’re fired, you’re fired, you’reee fffiiirrrreeeedddd!!!!!”

“gotttchaaaaa byyy gollllyyyyy wowwwww”

“Anselmmooooo, anseeellmoooo, anseeelmoooo nasa pwet machakittt”

“Basilio.. Crispin…. Nasan ba kayo…. tarages na!!!”

“kuyaaaaa………”

“ano ba…. sarapan mo naman!!!!!”

“bilisan mooo, pauwi na dyowa koooo…..”

“Baloooooooooot!”

“tekaaaaaaa sinnnnnnoooooooo kaaaaaaa? aaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!”

“akoooo ang iyonnnnggg konnnnsennnnsssyyaaa ….”

“ahhhhhh… ooooookkkkkaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy…. goooooooo tuuuuloooooyyyyyyy annnggggg laaaaaaaabbbbbbaaaaaaannnnn!”

“Scaramouche,scaramouche will you do the fandango-
Thunderbolt and lightning-very very frightening me-
Galileo,galileo,
Galileo galileo
Galileo figaro-magnifico!”

“saraaaappp mooo sheeettt…”

"sirraaa-ulooo, parrehoo tayoong mayy lawitttt!"

“anoohhh yang ginagawa moooohhhhh……”

“eennnnnnnnnggggggggggg……hhhhiniiihikkkaaaaa aaakkkkkoooohhhhh!…”

“ahhh yesss… puuuuuuttttaaaa kaaaaa annnnn dulllassss moooooo ssraaapppp ahhhhhhh…”

" tado ka, bibigay na ‘tong sofaaaaaa…."

”eh di sa lapag tayoooooo ohhhhhh..”

“anong ginagawa ng mga sakooooo at dyaryoooooo ohhhhhhh …”

“biliiihhhh moooo kooo otoooooo haaaaahhhhh …”

 

HAPPY TUESDAY EVERYONE!

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