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MARU | 30 October, 2011
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SMS Jokes 2011-254

**Courtesy of Mike

Tinatamad ka bang bumisita sa iyong mga loved ones sa sementeryo?
Text DALAW at i-send sa 2-666. 
Sila mismo ang dadalaw sa iyo.
Choices are:
1) nakasilip sa bintana
2) nakatingin sa iyo habang natutulog ka
3) nakatayo sa iyong paanan
4) nakahiga sa tabi mo
Ano pa inaantay mo? text na! P2.50 /text lang!

Time is gold.
KURO: "Di ba time is gold?"
PAENG: "o? Ano naman?"
KURO: "Maisanla nga yung orasan namin!"

An advertisement in Thailand
If you are loyal to your wife,
you may go to Heaven.
And if you are not…
come to Thailand.
We will show you Heaven

Ibinasura na ang "Pilipinas Kay Ganda" DOT slogan, I- localize na lang daw mga Tourism slogans, gaya ng mga ito:
1. "Bohol: Go To Hill!"
2. "Be Cool, Bicol!"
3. "Cubao, Bow! Sarap umibabaw Sa Cubao!"
4. "Thanks For Coming! Camiguin"
5. "Hanap Mo Ba Maluwag, Halina Sa Laoag!"
6. "Babaeng Balbon, Marami Sa Malabon."
7. "Boracay, You Beach!"
8. "Aura Na Sa Aurora!"
9. "Kalasin ang Bohol"
10. "Takpan ang Navotas"

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MARU | 27 October, 2011
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DIY Xmas Project: Tree Twigs

Napaghahalata na talaga na wala akong pambili ng mga bagong ornaments para sa Krismas Tree namin.

Hays…kaya kung anu-anong basura na lang ang pinupulot ko para mapakinabangan. Wag po kayo magtataka kung isang araw ay makasalubong nyo ang alindog ko sa kalye na nangangalakal ng diyaryo, bote, plastik, bakal at kung anu-ano pa. May pera sa basura di ba? Chos.

DIY christmas decor

Eto ang bago kong naidagdag na dekorasyon pang-Pasko, gawa ulit sa mga sanga ng Bougainvillea namin.  

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MARU | 27 October, 2011
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Sana

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woman

Sana ang mga lalaki…

  • hindi lang sa umpisa magaling.
  • hindi lang sa umpisa nag i-effort.
  • hindi lang sa umpisa ipapakita sa’yo na mahal ka.
  • hindi lang sa umpisa nagpapakita ng pagpapahalaga sa’yo.
  • hindi lang sa umpisa nagpapakita ng respeto.
  • hindi lang sa umpisa pinapakita kung gaano ka niya kamahal.

 

oOo

“Ang pag-ibig kapag sineryoso, nakakabobo.”

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MARU | 27 October, 2011
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Be Playful

 

Couples nowadays find that being married does not guarantee that they will have quality time with one another. Due to busyness on making a living, spending time together more often has become elusive.

Expert’s advice that no matter how busy you two are, couple should find ways to wind up, make time to be together. Sharing precious time does not mean they have to be in an expensive Caribbean cruise. There are simpler ways as they can play a sport, eat at a restaurant or maybe watch favorite movies together. The internet is also a very useful tool where they can have their bonding moment. At the computer, both can play exciting online casino games, have fun with games like Poker and Blackjack.

See, to feel the magic of love and connection that you have with each other does not have to be expensive and complicated. Couples should not forget that occasional playfulness in their relationship is one of the key to a successful marriage.

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MARU | 27 October, 2011
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Web Host Service

webhost One of the criteria that I look for a provider in webhosting is the reliability and speed of access. The uptime is important to me aside that the webhost must have security features because I know for sure that if my blog is frequently down, it follows that I will lose a lot of guests in my blog.

See, if someone finds my blog in the search engine and tries to access but only finds out that it is down, naturally he will simply go down the list to look for another site. Anyway, for those who are thinking of self-hosting their blog, better if they understand first the what, where, and why of web hosting. Much better to read first the hosting reviews.

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MARU | 26 October, 2011
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DIY Project: Homemade Fabric Conditioner

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Nakagawa na ako ng Homemade Liquid Hand Soap pati na rin ng Homemade Laundry Soap. Dis taym Homemade Fabric Conditioner naman.

UY mga palangga, wag na wag kayo bibitiw sa pagsubaybay dito sa blog ko. Kasi baka next time, Homemade Paper Money o Salapi/Datung/Atik/Anda naman ang gagawin ko. Magpapayaman tayo! Isi-share ko sa inyo paano mag-imprinta ng sariling pera (Dollars ha!) na pwedeng nyo rin gawin diyan mismo sa bahay nyo. Charing!

Heniweys, matagal ko na gusto i-try ang homemade fabcon na ‘to pero hinintay ko lang na maubos ang commercial fabcon namin para hindi na ako maghanap pa ng sisidlan.

homemade fabric conditioner

Tatlong ingredients lang ang paggawa ng fabcon. Napakadali gawin.

Hot water + conditioner + white vinegar = Fabric Softener/Conditioner.

Nagka-interest talaga ako gumawa kasi tamang-tama meron akong White Rain Conditioner sa banyo namin. 48 years na yata naka-standby ang conditioner na ‘to sa banyo.  Hindi namin maubos-ubos kasi Pantene o kaya Cream Silk ang gamit namin ni Keziah na hair conditioner.

Nga pala, dito sa website na ‘to ang SOURCE ko.

 hairconditioner+white vinegar

Eto ang mga kailangan:

  • 3 cups hot water
  • 1 1/2 cups white vinegar
  • 1 cup White Rain Conditioner (pwede kahit anong brand, depende sa trip mo)

 water+conditioner+vinegar

Eto ang paggawa:

  • Paghaluin ng mabuti ang conditioner, hot water tsaka white vinegar.
  • Palamigin at isalin sa empty fabcon container.

Ganun lang!

fabcon

 

 

oOo

“Kapag iniwan ka ng syota mo, ‘wag kang umiyak, ‘wag kang malungkot. Sumigaw ka na lang ng… "NEXT!"”

 

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MARU | 26 October, 2011
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I Wanna Be This Kind Of Person

Old woman

“I don’t want to drive up to the pearly gates in a shiny sports car, wearing beautifully, tailored clothes, my hair expertly coiffed, and with long, perfectly manicured fingernails. I want to drive up in a station wagon that has mud on the wheels from taking kids to scout camp. I want to be there with a smudge of peanut butter on my shirt from making sandwiches for a sick neighbors children. I want to be there with a little dirt under my fingernails from helping to weed someone’s garden. I want to be there with children’s sticky kisses on my cheeks and the tears of a friend on my shoulder. I want the Lord to know I was really here and that I really lived.” – Marjorie Pay Hinckley

 

 

oOo

“Dear Papa Jesus, pa follow-up naman po ng love story ko. Amen.”

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MARU | 25 October, 2011
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SMS Jokes 2011-253

**Courtesy of MIKE

GIRL: "Ang kati ng mata ko."
BOY: "Ah alam mo ibig sabihin nyan, may gusto makakita sau.."
GIRL: "Ang kati ng kamay ko."
BOY: "Eh di may gustong makipag holding hands sau.."
GIRL: "Ang kati ng labi ko.."
BOY: "Ah, may gusto humalik sau.."
GIRL: "Kati mg katawan ko."
BOY: "Hoy babae! Wag kang ambisyosa! GALIS lang yan! Eto zonrox at muriatic, hala maligo ka!"

The wife came home late at night and says to her husband, "Woohoo… I know something you don’t."
"Oh yeah, what is it, sweetie?" the husband inquired.
"What it’s like to have a big cock." she replied.

A boy on a date with a girl in a BMW..
BOY: "Sweetheart, I hid something from you."
GIRL: "What?"
BOY: "I am already married.." :/
GIRL: "Oh! You scared me. I thought this BMW isn’t yours."

When problems seem unbearable and solutions are too elusive.
Never try to give up on life.
Why?
Come on!
Hindi mo alam, grabe ang struggle ng sperm ma-reach lang ang egg para mabuhay ka!

ANAK: "Ma, pwede po pahingi ng barya?"
NANAY: "Bakit anak?"
ANAK: "Ibibigay ko lang po doon sa matanda."
NANAY: "Wow! Ang bait naman ng anak ko. Nasaan ba ung matanda?"
ANAK: "’yon po oh! Nagbebenta ng ice cream!"

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MARU | 22 October, 2011
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Saturday Humor

Sabi ng Lalake: “What is Beauty if Your Bra is Empty.”

Taga FEU ka ba? Kasi mukha kang TAMARAW.

“Di bale nang panget ka…wag lang ako!”

Ang katotohanan sa likod ng kantang ETERNAL FLAME at kung sinu-sino ang umawit nito:

BULAG: Close your eyes
PILAY: Give me your hand, darling
BINGI: Do you hear my heart beating?
BOBO: Do you understand?

PARE1: “Pre, bakit ka tulala?”
PARE2: “Asawa ko, gabi-gabi ako kinakalabit.”
PARE1: “Sarap nun! Anong problema dun?”
PARE2: “Anong masarap dun e limang taon nang patay asawa ko!”

SEAMAN: “Mag-apply sana kong seaman..”
CAPTAIN: “Marunong ka bang lumangoy?”
SEAMAN: “Hindi eh..”
CAPTAIN: “Eh di ka pwede..”
SEAMAN: “Bakit?yung piloto ba marunong lumipad? Utak pre! Utak!”

TEACHER: "Mga bata, alam nyo bang galing sa Dugo at Pawis ng magsasaka ang BIGAS?"
MGA BATA: "Eeeewwwww!!!"

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MARU | 21 October, 2011
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Batangas Hollywood Sign

‘Hooray for Hollywood’ on Taal Volcano Island

HOLLYWOOD, HOLY COW! This is how Taal Volcano would look from the Tagaytay ridge once a giant “Batangas” sign is put up on the island as approved by the Hollywood-inspired Batangas provincial government. The idea was conceived by movie star-Gov. Vilma Santos-Recto. PHOTO FROM THE OFFICE OF THE VICE GOVERNOR OF BATANGAS.

Read more: http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/79089/hooray-for-hollywood-on-taal-volcano-island

 

Hindi ko kinaya ang mga reaksyon ng madlang pipol sa idea na ‘to ni Ate Vi! Lafftrip ang mga reaksyon na idinaan sa photoshop. Eh kasi naman, bakit ba hindi na lang mag isip ng mga ideya na MAS mapapakinabangan ng taong bayan. Hays…

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oOo

“Walang matibay na RELASYON sa taong TIKIM lang ang intensiyon.”

 

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