Move over Manay Lolit Solis.
Kasi. . .BABATI ako!
Gusto kong batiin ang pumapangalawa sa ganda ko, isa sa mga echosera slash charotera pero muy paborito kong reader from Singapore – si Naino! Hahaha!
O ha! Kung makabati ang Mamaru parang sa teevee lang.
Naino dearie, sensya na kung napaka-waley ng energy ko. Antokyo japan (antok) na kasi ang lola mo. (sign of tanders) Hihihi! Pero SALAMAT sa suporta ha?
Siempre gini-greet (kaway) ko na rin ang ibang members ng kultong Maruism, internationally at universally. Chos!
O sha, GOODNIGHT mga taga-lupa, comatose mode na muna ang engkantada. ðŸ˜›
“What is Beauty if I have Money.”
SALESGIRL: “You can’t smoke here.”
CUSTOMER: “But I bought from this shop.”
SALESGIRL: “We sell condom too, but it doesn’t mean you can fuck here.”
TEACHER: “What is meant by serial killer?”
GIRL: “The man who adds poison in someone’s cereal.”
GIRL: “Any love cards?”
SHOPKEEPER: “How about this, it says ‘To the only boy I ever loved’.”
GIRL: “Great! I want 10 of them .”
REPORTER: “How does it feel to become a millionaire?”
MILLIONAIRE: “Sad, because I am not a billionaire.”
TEACHER: “Why are you late for school?”
KID: “Because of the Sign.”
TEACHER: “What Sign?”
KID: “It says "School ahead, go slow"
LITTLE GIRL: “Mom! Boy next door have a penis like a peanut.”
MOM: “Do you mean it is small.”
GIRL: “No Mom! Its salty.”
A French in a hotel in NY, phoned room service for pepper.
ATTENDANT: “Black pepper or white pepper?”
FRENCH: “Toilette pepper!”
HAPPY MONDAY, LOVELIES!
“Today is a National Animals Day, so please take a minute to remember your EX.” ðŸ˜›