SMS Jokes 2011-248

**Courtesy of Mike

STUDENT: "Sir, baka naman po pwedeng mag re-Quiz?"
TEACHER: "Sige anung song?"

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash
Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

Hindi lahat ng ibon, may katawan at paa,
meron ding ulo lang…
Angry Bird.

BOY: "Is your dad a farmer?"
GIRL: "Why?"
BOY: (looking a girl’s boobs) "Because, babe, you got some tasty looking melons.." 

JUAN:"Tay, totoo po bang ANDER kayo!"
TATAY:"Syempre HINDI! Buti pa tulungan mo ko sa labahin at plantsahin ko para matuwa inay mo pagkagising!"

GIRLFRIEND: "Wanna see a magic trick?"
BOYFRIEND: "Sure , babe."
GIRLFRIEND: "BAM ! You’re single."

Malapit na ang HALLOWEEN, uso na naman ang MUKHA mo!

One day in a supermarket:
PROMO GIRL: "Ma’m free taste here!"
LADY: "I’ll try this one."
(After tasting)
LADY: "This is already spoiled!"
PROMO GIRL: "Yes ma’m, that shows what happen to your food if you don’t get a refrigerator. Come and I’ll show our cheapest fridge!"

"Lagi na lang ba akong kailangang hingin at pagpasa-pasahan?" –QUOTES

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