SMS Jokes 2011-250

**Courtesy of MIKE

DOC: "Yong desisyon mong mgpa-vasectomy ay maselang bagay. Dapat pinag-uusapan niyong mag-asawa ang bagay na ito."
MISTER: "Buong pamilya ko nag decision dito, doc. Di lang kaming mag-asawa. Nagkaroon nga ng botohan. 15 sa mga anak namin pabor, 12 ang ayaw, yong 3 di bumoto kasi wala pang malay at dumedede pa.At yung triplet, nasa tiyan pa ni Mrs.

SON: “Dad, how was I born?”
DAD: “A stork brought you and dropped you off.”
SON: “Eww you had sex with a stork? That’s gross Dad!”

The awkward moment..
When you are watching a film with your girlfriend and she puts her head in your lap.. and says:
"Stand Down Soldier! Stand Down!"

Me CANDLE business ako for ALL SAINTS DAY, bili ka ha?

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Pili na,mas malaki mas mahal.

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