Monday Humor 01.02.12

2012 – YEAR OF THE DRAGON
KULAS: “Pareng Tasyo! Hapi nyu yir!”
TASYO: “Oy Pareng Kulas! Hapi nyu yir din!”
KULAS: “Swerte dw ngayon sabi ng mga Chinese kasi yir op da dragon daw.”
TASYO: “Nakow.. di totoo yan, puro kamalasan yan dahil sa biyenan ko.”
KULAS: “Bakit, may lahing Chinese ba biyenan mo?”
TASYO: “Naku hindi.. may lahi syang DRAGON!”

BOY: “Miss para kang bagong taon.”
GIRL: “Dahil pag nakita moko gusto mo magpaputok?”
BOY: “Hindi, yung mga taba mo pumuputok.”

Hindi lahat ng putok may tunog…
Yung iba may amoy lang
At yung iba, masarap lang
Simulan nyo agad ang taon ng putukang masarap.

Husband asked the wife what she wants for Christmas. She said, "anything so long as it’s twice as big as last year."
Husband said to himself, "That’s easy enough, I’ll be getting her panties again."

Girl to a Tattoo Artist: "How much do you charge for tattooing an animal just above my knee?"
Tattoo Artist: A thousand bucks for a Tiger, Rabbit and Lion. For a Giraffe, it’s Free!

Bakit walang kulay "Orange" na Angry Bird?
Kasi magmumukha silang "KWEK KWEK"!

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