Recipe: Easy Meatloaf

Nag-meatloaf ang Mamaru noong Media Noche. Pers taym.

With matching mashed potato itetch kaso di ko nakunan ng piktyur ang dinurog-durog na patatas. Sensya naman.

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EASY MEATLOAF

  • 750 grams ground beef
  • 1 pkg bread crumbs (or 1 cup dry instant oats)
  • 2 eggs
  • salt and pepper
  • small chopped onion
  • 1/2 cup catsup (or enough to bind altogether)

Put all the above ingredients in a bowl and then stir it up with both your hands. Keep mixing it till it starts to stick together. Add a little more catsup if you need to, or another egg, whatever it will take to get it to stick together.

Mga dalawang loaf pan nagkasya ang 750 grams of ground beef.

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Topping for Meatloaf:

  • 1/4 cup catsup
  • 2 tsp brown sugar
  • Small squirt of mustard

Mix together and spread on meatloaf before cooking. Place meatloaf on your pan and form into a loaf shape. Cook in 350 oven 45 minutes to 1 hr.

 

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“Kung mahal ka talaga ng lalaki, kahit hindi mo gawin sa kanya ang sa tingin mong makakapagpabalik sa kanya, babalik at babalik yan.”

Tuesday Humor 01.03.12

Woman VS. Man Prayer

Si Vice Ganda nag i-interview ng foreigner.
VICE GANDA: "So.. Why are you here? What brought you here?"
FOREIGNER: "Uh, vacation."
VICE GANDA: "Vacation? Brought you here? Of course not! Its the airplane that brought you here."

Tinanong ulit.
VICE GANDA: "Okay, so. Who brought you here?"
FOREIGNER: "The plane."
VICE GANDA: "Of course not! It is the pilot that brought you here! I asked who. The plane is a what and the pilot is a who! My god!"

VICE GANDA: "I’m so proud of the Filipinos. Filipinos are very intelligent! Are you Filipino?"
FOREIGNER: "No."
VICE GANDA: "That’s why you’re not intelligent!"

VICE GANDA: "No. I’m just kidding, okay? Do you know what kidding means?"
FOREIGNER: "Yes."
VICE GANDA: "What is kidding?"
FOREIGNER: "You’re joking."
VICE GANDA: "Of course not! Kidding – when you’re not old yet, you’re kidding. When you grow, you’re growing. When you’re old, like you, you’re dying."

CUSTOMER: "Waiter! Bakit ang tagal ng order ko? Ilan ba ang cook niyo dito?"
WAITER: "Ay, sir. Wala po kami cook dito… Pipse lang! Pipse!"

Use “Tetris” In A Sentence!
Walang Hiyang Magnanakaw Yun Ah..
“Tetris” Na Nga Lang Laman Ng Wallet
Ninakaw Pa..!

TINDERA: "Sir, nabasag mo, bayaran mo po."
AKO: "Bakit ako?"
TINDERA: "Eh, nahulog mo po, e, kaya nabasag."
AKO: "Saan ba nahulog?"
TINDERA: "Sa sahig"
AKO: "Saan ba nabasag?"
TINDERA: "Sa sahig."
AKO: "Oh, edi, singilin mo ‘yung sahig!"

TINDERA: "Sir,hindi mo ba nabasa ‘to? IT’S NICE TO TOUCH, IT’S NICE TO HOLD, BUT WHEN YOU BREAK IT, IT’S CONSIDER SOLD."
AKO: "Oh, ayun naman pala!"
TINDERA: "So babayaran mo na?"
AKO: "Hindi ka ba nakakaintindi ng english? sabi diyan, SOLD. Tapos na! Nabili na! Nabayaran na! Tapos ano? Pababayaran mo pa ako?"

WINTER SNOW
BOY: "Knock. Knock."
GIRL: "Who’s there?"
BOY: "Winter snow."
GIRL: "Winter snow who?"
BOY: "WINTER SNOW no getting over that rainbow. When my smallest of dreams won’t come true. I can take all the madness the world has to give, but I won’t last a day without you."

INAY: "Anak, umuulan ba sa labas?"
ANAK: "Sa tanda nyong yan Nay, kelan ba umulan sa loob?"

MANGHUHULA: "Mabubuntis ang asawa mo ngayong buwan."
JUAN: "Ha? Paano mangyayari yun e baog ako?"
MANGHUHULA: "Bakit, sinabi ko bang ikaw ang ama?"

 

 

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"Wag mung isiping PANGIT ako, Di mo kaya. Mapapagod ka lang."

Organizing Idea 5: Spaghetti Storage Can

Empty Pringles can? Opppps! Huwag itatapon, mga ateng!

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Dahil pwedeng paglagyan ‘to ng uncooked spaghetti noodles.

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Wag din basta-basta itatapon ang mga used gift wrappers.

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Dahil pwede i-recycle yan as pambalot ng mga anik-anik gaya ng ginawa ko sa Pringles can na itetch.

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O ha! Ayan, di na ako magkakamot ng ulo kung saan ilalagay ang mga natirang spaghetti noodles ko.

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Have a happy Tuesday everyone!

 

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“Matapang ka kung kaya mong ipaglaban ang taong mahal mo. Pero mas matapang ka kung kaya mo siyang pakawalan.”