Friday Humor 01.20.12

**Courtesy of Mike

promo PARE1: “Pwede bang inumin ang tubig dito?”
PARE2: “Bakit naman hindi? Tubig yan, natural iniinom alangan namang kinakain!”
PARE1: “Eh baka kasi marumi.”
PARE2: “Tanga, e di hugasan mo!”

In a classroom, a student was praying..
TEACHER: “Why are you praying before we start our lesson?”
BOY: “Mom told me that before sleeping you must pray!”

Sa klinik..
SEKSING GIRL: “Dok, maliit ang boobs ko. Tulungan mo ako!”
DOK: “Sige, punta ka rito araw-araw! Sisipsipin ko para lumaki!”
SEKSING GIRL: “Sige, Dok! Pagkatapos ko, mister ko naman. Kasi, maliit ang ari niya!”

WIFE: “Where is my birthday gift?”
HUSBAND: “You see that red Ferrari car on the other side of the road?”
WIFE: (excited) “Ohh yes!”
HUSBAND: “I have bought Same color of nail polish for you!”

Mag se-sex ang dalawang mag asawa
MISTER: “Honey, palitan mo naman ang panty mo nakakasawa na!”
MISIS: “Tumahimik ka na nga diyan! Ito ang paborito ng pare mo!”

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