Thursday Humor 01.26.12

**Courtesy of MIKE

BUNSO: "Inay! Si Kuya nagpapakamatay na! Dali!"
NANAY: "Bakit anak? Nasan ang kuya mo? Anu ginagawa?"
BUNSO: "Nakita ko sya sa kwarto, ‘nay. Tirik ang mata, tuwid ang paa, sinusuntok ang kanyang itlog!"

"My Wi-Fi suddenly stopped working
Then I realized that my neighbors haven’t paid the bills…how irresponsible"

Man to wife on a long distance driving:
"Mind nagging me a little? I’m starting to be sleepy!"

MORAL: A nagging wife has advantages.

Often times, we hear a man saying that "the dream of every woman is to find true love from the men they adore & have a good family.."
The TRUTH is, women are more complicated than that..
Their Real Dream in life is "TO EAT A LOT WITHOUT GETTING FAT!"

Holy Cow Restaurant:
Isang babae at isang lalake kumakain. Maya-maya napansin ng waiter na unti-unting dumadausdos ang babae hanggang nawala sa ilalim ng mesa.
WAITER: "Excuse me sir, bawal po yan. Pumunta sa ilalim ng mesa ang Mrs. nyo.
LALAKE (dedma): "Hindi…ayan sya papasok pa lang sa pinto ng resto."

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