Monday Humor 02.20.12

Undies-Girl

Cycling competition:
MC: "Its a big surprise, a sexy girl won, how did you do it?"
GIRL: "I never sit, head-on pedaling to the finish line with just a mini skirt & no panties."

Dear Teachers..
Lagi ninyo pong tatandaan na hindi porke parepareho kami ng sagot ay nagkopyahan na kami. Bakit po ba? May tamang sagot po ba na iba-iba? Ano yun? Originality?
Yours respectfully,
STUDENTS

Lady outside a phone booth: "Excuse me, sir? You’ve had the phone for the past 20 minutes but you haven’t said a word."
MAN: "Pwede ba?! I’m talking to my wife!"

MISTER: "Sweetheart, bumili ako ng mga flavored condoms. Laro tayo, pikit ka tapos guess mo kung anung flavor ang suot kong condom."
MISIS: "Wow, sige ba!"
*pumikit si misis, ginapang si mister*
MISIS: "Uhm… shawarma flavor?"
MISTER: "Dear, wala pa akong suot eh."

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