Saturday Humor 02.25.12

Funny Filipino Sign MARE1:”Ang isuot natin sa class reunion ay TERNO sa HAIR ng mister natin!”
MARE2: “Black dress ako!”
MARE3:”Ako mini-skirt!”
MARE4: “Maghuhubad ako?”

JUAN: “Manong, magkano ang GUPIT?”
BARBERO: “P100 po sir!”
JUAN: “Magkano ang AHIT?”
BARBERO: “Promo po, P50 lang!”
JUAN: “O sige, PAKIAHIT ang ulo ko!”

JUDGE: “Totoo bang binato mo ng SILYA ang iyong asawa?”
MISIS: “Opo, your honor!”
JUDGE: “Bakit mo ginawa yon?”
MISIS: “E di ko po mabuhat yung LAMESA!”

ADDICT: ”Payag ka na bang magpakasal sa akin?”
GRO: ”Oo pero ok lang ba sa iyo kung meron akong past?”
ADDICT: ”Ok lang, wala naman akong future eh!”

JUAN: “Away kami ni misis kagabi, nagdilim paningin ko!”
MAX: “Sinaktan mo?”
JUAN: “Sinakal ako, NAGDILIM PANINGIN KO, nawalan ako ng malay!”

JUAN: “Tay, ang CORRESPONDENCE po ba ay dalawang R?”
TATAY: “Gawin mo ng tatlo anak, para sigurado!”
JUAN: “Galing nyo talaga tay, sigurista!”

Pumasok ang isang pasyente sa klinika…
PASYENTE: “Dok, tulungan nyo po ako…pakiramdam ko, binabalewala ako ng mga tao!”
DOKTOR: “Next!”

CUSTOMER: “Ang linis talaga ng resto nyo!”
WAITER: “Salamat po, bakit po nyo nasabi?”
CUSTOMER: “Kasi lahat ng pagkain nyo, LASANG SABON!”

ANAK: “Tay, ingat kayo sa DANTRAK!”
AMA: “Anong dantrak?
ANAK: “Yun pong trak na sampu ang gulong!
AMA: “Hinde dantrak yun… TEN MILLER!”

JOSE: “Alam mo b na nauutusan ko ang aso ko n bumili ng dyaryo para sa akin!

JUAN: “Alam ko.”
JOSE: “Pano mo nalaman?”
JUAN: “Kinuwento skin ng aso ko!”

BOY: “Eraser ka ba?”
GIRL: “Ulol, Pakyu! Wag mo akong ikumpara sa mga walang kwentang bagay!”

 

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"Aanhin ang PAG-IBIG na wagas kung wala kayong BIGAS."

Non-Stick Yoga Towels

I should have acquired one of this when I was into Bikram hot yoga last summer of 2010. Skidless yoga towel by yogitoes is a lightweight, super-absorbent yoga necessity, designed to prevent slipping while performing yoga.

Instead of ordinary cotton towel, the use of skidless yoga towel is much recommended by many. Not only it puts a hygienic layer between you and the yoga mat, it is also easy to take care and is quick drying. Indeed, this towel is very ideal for Bikram hot yoga enthusiasts.

Again, for non-stick yoga towels, remember the brand, Yogitoes.

Gold Bar Traders

People in obsession with gold or in gold business should be careful on whom they are dealing with. Just recently, in an entrapment operation, three men (members of Budol-budol Gang) who identified themselves as gold businessmen were arrested by agents of the National Bureau of Investigation. The fake businessmen were caught in the act showing their prospective victims, usually foreign nationals, with gold bars. They trick the foreign traders to buy gold bars from them with promises of high revenue. Of course, real gold bars are shown to the buyers during negotiation, however, once the deal is closed, fake gold bars would be delivered.

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