Saturday Humor 03.03.12

**Courtesy of Mike

BABAE: (umiiyak) "Huhuhu… sir na-rape po ako ng 10 lalake."
PULIS: "Namumukhaan mo ba ang mga ito?"
BABAE: "Hindi po.."
PULIS: "Saang lugar ka hinalay.."
BABAE: "Sa bakanteng lote po sa Las Pinas…"
PULIS: "Sumigaw ka ba?"
BABAE: "Opo…"
PULIS: "Ano sinigaw mo?"
BABAE: "NEXT!…"

35747390762240410_8gpSQaJX_cBOY: "Kilala mo ba yung principal nating masungit, yung mukhang tambay sa kanto at mukhang holdaper?"
GIRL: "Kilala mo ba ako?"
BOY: "Hindi, bakit?"
GIRL: "Anak niya ako!"
BOY: "Ako kilala mo ba ako?"
GIRL: "Hindi!"
BOY: "Ah mabuti naman, sige ha!" (sabay takbo)

WIFE: "It’s my bad luck that I married you, otherwise lots of smart men were interested in me."
HUSBAND: "Of course, they must be smart, that’s why they escaped from you."

Lalaki at babae aksidenteng nagbanggaan…
GIRL: "Hoy! tingnan mo nga dinadaanan moh!"
BOY: "Paano ko titingnan ang daanan ko, kung ang aking mga mata’y nakatitig sayo?"

1912: Dracula used to drink virgin girls’ blood…
2012: Now, he’s dying of hunger!

Leap Year Benefit:
Propose to your loved one today and get a leap year benefit..
Because you’ll have to buy an anniversary gift only once every four years.

PEDRO: "Pare nakalimutan mo na bang may utang ka sakin na 800?"
JUAN: "Hindi pa pare, pero bigyan mo pa ako ng konting panahon at makakalimutan ko rin yun."

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