Move over "Major, major!", here comes “Amalayer”!

 

GIRL: "Amalayer? So Amalayer? So you’re telling me amalayer? Amalayer? Amalayer? Answer me! Amalayer??”
GUARD: Naka-unli ka teh?!”

AMASERIOUS na. AMASEYSARRY na to all the people. AMASTOPBASHING na because AMAGOODGIRL. Again, AMASARRY. AMALAYER & AMADOVEGIRL and ALABET!

BREAKING NEWS:
The AMALAYER girl Paula Jamie Salvosa apologizes to the security guard. Apparently, she said AMASARRY.

English speaking + Sigaw-sigaw effect = AMALAYER

So you are telling me that AMALAYER? No! Amadoctor! Pa-check up ka?

TIP ON HOW TO BE FAMOUS:

1. Go to the Santolan LRT station.

2. Shout AMALAYER like a freak…

And there you go!

"AMABITCH, AMALAYER, AMACHILD, AMAMOTHER, AMASINNER, AMASAINT, I do not feel ashamed." ~ Meredith Brooks

So you’re telling me #AMALAYER? AMALAYER? AMALAYER? Nooo! AMADOVEGIRL! And I love it! And I know how to pray AMANAMIN!

BREAKING NEWS:

Santolan station to be renamed as AMALAYER station. "Papunta na ako sa AMALAYER station!"

 

 

 

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"Well-mannered people are better than educated people."