Kalurkey Mashed Quotes

  • “Batman Begins….. with one hello.”
  • "Malaki lang ang katawan mo but you chose to break my heart."
  • “Don’t talk to strangers… when your mouth is full.”
  • “Roses are red, Bayolets are blue, if you think your byutipool, kawawa naman you.”
  • “Matalino man ang matsing… No ID, No Entry.”
  • “Patience is a virtue, Liberty is a statue.”
  • “Time is gold…. pero barya lang sa umaga.”
  • “An apple a day… is seven apples a week.”
  • “No ID, no entry. Member PDIC.”
  • “The more you hate. . .The more chances of winning.”
  • "Do not do unto others… what we did last night."
  • “May bukas pa… Kaya bukas na lang kita mamahalin.”
  • "I’d do anything for crispy fried, trying hard copy cat!"
  • "May the Force be with you…are the only exception."
  • "And I am telling you, I am not going. You’re best man I’ve ever known. There’s no way I can ever go. No, no ID, no entry."
  • “Honesty is just a policy.”
  • “Mommy mommy I am sick, call the doctor Jones, doctor Jones, call me doctor Jones.”
  • "When the cat is away, the mouse… is alone."
  • “Don’t talk when you don’t know you’re beautiful.”
  • “The way to a man’s heart is through the fire.”
  • "Time is gold… but we need cash."
  • "Nanay, Tatay gusto kong tinapay. Ate, Kuya.. wag po, wag po!"
  • “Kung walang corrupt, walang….. TULUGAN!!!”
  • “Beauty is in the eye…of the tiger.”


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