Sunday Humor 02.24.13

BATA: "Knock knock!"
TINDERA: "Ano yun?
BATA: "May asin po kayo?"
TINDERA: "Oo."
BATA: "Kami rin eh."

Use “Bampira” in a sentence!

“Ahmm, Dodong, pautang naman, meron ka bampira?!”

Kung Ang Pagtae Ay Tawag Ng Kalikasan,
So Ang Utot, Missed Call Lang?

triplets

"Grabe! Biruin mo, 150,000 pesos daw, hot oil lang! 150,000 pesos ang rebonding! Sobra naman yang David’s Salon na yan!" – Rapunzel.

PINOY HENYO
CONTESTANT1: “Tao?”
CONTESTANT2: “Oo!”
CONTESTANT1: “Babae?”
CONTESTANT2: “Oo!”
CONTESTANT1: “Artista ba to?”
CONTESTANT2: “Oo, oo!”
CONTESTANT1: “Lumalabas sa TV?”
CONTESTANT2: “Oo!”
CONTESTANT1: “Sadako?”
CONTESTANT2: “Gago!”

TATAY: “Junior! Lahat ng sasabihin ko isigaw mo! BARIL!! Sigaw!”
JR: “BARIL!”
TATAY: “BALA!”
JR: “BALA!”
TATAY: “ARMALITE!”
JR: “ARMALITE!”
TATAY: “LALAKI!”
JR: “Asaan??”

TANONG: Bakit hinihila ang tali?
SAGOT: Sige, subukan mo itulak!

Pag pinagalitan ka ba, "pasok sa isang tenga, labas sa kabila?"
Isa lang ibig sabihin nyan…..wala kang utak na nakaharang sa gitna!

Did you know that 100 trees are being cut to produce our exam papers?
Please, join our cause…..
SAY NO TO EXAMS! SAVE TREES!

Two babies were playing in the crib when suddenly the baby girl cried…
"Rape! Rape! Rape!"
The baby boy said,
"Ay tanga! Pacifier naupuan mo! Ambisyosa!"

"Why do you keep pulling me back when it’s better to let me go?" – SIPON (nagda-drama)

Sa mall.
MOM: “Anak, wag ka bibitaw sa palda ko para di ka mawala ha?”
ANAK: “Opo nay! Two hours later.”
MOM: “Mamang guard, may nkita ba kayong batang may dalang palda?”

TANONG": Ano ang english term ng SANTOL? 
SAGOT:  “Where dude?"

**Above jokes courtesy of W.

 

oOo

“Ang taong palangiti, kadalasan maraming tinatagong hapdi.”

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