Home And Beauty Uses For Mayonnaise

Nakaka-inez veneracion talaga kasi may pa-expire ako ngayon na isang malaking jar ng MAYONNAISE na halos 1/4 pa lang ng laman ang nagagamit ko. Grrrr!

Pero buti na lang at andiyan lang si bespren Google na tinuruan ako para maibsan ang kunsumisyon ko sa panghihinayang.

Andami pala pwedeng paggamitan ng mayonnaise bukod sa pagiging sangkap sa mga pagkain. Indeed, a mayonnaise is more than a condiment.

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11 HOME AND BEAUTY USES FOR MAYONNAISE

SOURCE: Reader’s Digest

1. Condition your hair.  Hold the mayo and massage it into your hair and scalp just as you would any fine conditioner! Cover your head with a shower cap, wait several minutes, and shampoo. The mayonnaise will moisturize your hair and give it a lustrous sheen.

Truleley! Ang resulta? Ang lembot nga sa buhok. Nasubukan namin gawin ‘to ng amo kong babae (na itago na lang natin sa pangalan na Keziah) netong mga nakaraang araw. Ako na mismo ang nag aplay sa buhok ng amo kong babae. Sulit, kasi mahaba ang buhok nya. Tenkyu naman kasi hindi na mapupunta sa pagka-sayang ang pa-expire kong mayonnaise. Ganito na ang gagawin namin once a week hanggang sa maubos ang laman ng garapon.

2. Give yourself a facial.  Why waste money on expensive creams when you can treat yourself to a soothing facial with whole-egg mayonnaise from your own refrigerator? Gently spread the mayonnaise over your face and leave it on for about 20 minutes. Then wipe it off and rinse with cool water. Your face will feel clean and smooth.

Sinubukan ko rin ‘to. Pagkatapos kong pahiran ang buong fez ko ng mayonnaise, kumuha ako ng dalawang pirasong sliced bread at yun ang pinangpahid sa mukha ko at presto -  may instant meryenda akels, agad-agad! Lol! Siempre charot-charot lang! Ang maniwala sa sinabi ko, walang karapatan mabuhay sa mundong ‘to.

3. Strengthen your fingernails.  To add some oomph to your fingernails, just plunge them into a bowl of mayonnaise every so often. Keep them bathed in the mayo for about 5 minutes and then wash with warm water.

Mga ateng, para maging matibay ang sandata mo sa pangkalmot kay mister pag may warla kayo, just make sawsaw of your fingernails sa mayonnaise regularly, then do the finger-licking na rin after you make sawsaw para walang sayang talaga. Joke!

4. Relieve sunburn pain.  Did someone forget to put on sunscreen? To treat dry, sunburned skin, slather mayonnaise liberally over the affected area. The mayonnaise will relieve the pain and moisturize the skin.

Now I know kung ano ang pang-remedyo ko sa susunod na magka-sunburn ulit ang amo kong lalaki (na itago rin natin sa pangalan na Kevin). Minsan kasi sa kalalaro ng frisbee ng buong araw -umuuwi ang amo ko na animo balat ng lechon sa pagkapula. Sunog ang balat!

5. Remove dead skin.  Soften and remove dead skin from elbows and feet. Rub mayonnaise over the dry, rough tissue, leave it on for 10 minutes, and wipe it away with a damp cloth.

Nag-try ako. Pero kelangan yata ang regular na application para makita at malaman kung epektib.

6. Safe way to kill head lice.  Many dermatologists now recommend using mayonnaise to kill and remove head lice from kids instead of toxic prescription drugs and over-the-counter preparations. What’s more, lice are becoming more resistant to such chemical treatments. To treat head lice with mayonnaise, massage a liberal amount of mayonnaise into the hair and scalp before bedtime. Cover with a shower cap to maximize the effect. Shampoo in the morning and then use a fine-tooth comb to remove any remaining lice and nits. To completely eradicate the infestation, repeat the treatment in 7-10 days.

Pass! Impernes, walang may kuto sa amin. Kahit ang alaga kong dog, waley na rin kuto. ** slow clap Applause

7. Make plant leaves shiny.  Professional florists use this trick to keep houseplant leaves shiny and clean. You can do the same thing at home. Just rub a little mayonnaise on the leaves with a paper towel, and they will stay bright and shiny for weeks and even months at a time.

Uy ha! Nunca ko ‘to sinubucan! Nalucring nga ako sa kaiisip nang mabasa ko ‘to. Ang tanong ko, bakit ko naman pakikintabin ang mga dahon? Aver!? Para que? Confused

8. Remove crayon marks.  Did the kids leave crayon marks on your wood furniture? Here’s a simple way to remove them that requires hardly any elbow grease: Simply rub some mayonnaise on the crayon marks and let it soak in for several minutes. Then wipe the surface clean with a damp cloth.

Attention: Para ‘to sa mga mudra na may mga makukulit na chikitings!

9. Clean piano keys.  If the keys to your piano are starting to yellow, just tickle the ivories with a little mayonnaise applied with a soft cloth. Wait a few minutes, wipe with a damp cloth, and buff. The piano keys will look like new.

Hindi ko pa ‘to nasubukan kasi hiniram yung piano namin ng kapitbahay ko kahapon. Chos!

10. Remove bumper stickers.  Time to get rid of that Nixon for President bumper sticker on your car? Instead of attacking it with a razor and risk scratching the bumper, rub some mayonnaise over the entire sticker. Let it sit for several minutes and wipe it off. The mayonnaise will dissolve the glue.

Pinagpaplanuhan ko na tuloy ang bumili ng car PARA LANG masubukan kung epektib nga ba talaga ang chika na itey.

11. Get tar off your car.  To get road tar or pine sap off your car with ease, slather some mayonnaise over the affected area, let it sit for several minutes, and wipe it away with a clean, soft rag.

Ganeeeern? Hokey, hindi lang isang car. Sige bibili na ako – not only one car but two! Smug

Good day, mortals!

 

 

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