Just finished reading about cigars and cigar reviews online.
In earlier years, cigars are usually set as much more sophisticated looking than cigarettes and are a sign of power and wealth. Anyway, maybe it’s just me but, frankly speaking, me too, I find smoking cigars are a helluva lot cooler than cigarettes. Not to mention that it is more classy to look at. Yes, I know cigars are more expensive. Nope, I don’t smoke. Just saying.
Ayon sa mga eksperto mula sa Harvard University, halos 98% ng taong mabubuti ay may napakaitim na kili-kili…
Mabuting tao ka rin ba?
QUESTION: How do you make a woman fat?
ANSWER: Marry her!
HUSBAND: "I’ve been thinking… I’m the MAN of this house, so starting tomorrow I want you to have a hot, delicious meal ready for me the second I walk through that door… Afterwards, while watching ESPN and relaxing in my chair, you’ll bring me my slippers and then run my bath… and when I’m done with my bath, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?"
WIFE: "The funeral director."
A guy’s favorite bar is called Sally’s Legs. The bar is closed, so he waits for it to open. After a time, a cop got suspicious, came over to him, and asked, "What are you doing?"
The guy replies, "I’m waiting for Sally’s Legs to open!"
GIRL: "Ayoko na sayo babaero ka masyado at wala kang time sakin at hindi mo ako mahal! huhuhu…"
BOY: "Mahal kita wala akong babae, kahit ipaputol mo pa tong dalawang kamay. mahal na mahal kita!"
GIRL: (tigil ang iyak) talaga ganun mo ako kamahal?"
Boy: "Oo naman!"
GIRL: "Sige nga paputol mo nga etits mo!"
BOY: "Marami akong babae, hindi kita mahal."