Wednesday Humor 05.22.13

bata-pa

Husband and wife watching porn and she complained, "This is so unrealistic."
He replied, "Just because you’re unwilling to try new things, doesn’t mean everyone’s frigid."
"Not that,"
she explained, "It’s just the plumbers that come to our house have tiny cocks!"  

MISIS: "Pag nagse-sex ba tayo, nagiisip ka ng iba-ibang babae?"
MISTER: "Hindi…"
MISIS: "Awww."
MISTER: "Yung ex-girlfriend ko lang."
MISIS: "Tangina."
LESSON: Wag magtanong kung ayaw mo malaman ang totoong sagot.

After a hot passionate sex, the girl snuggled up next to her boyfriend and said, "You know. You are the biggest I’ve ever had."
Apparently, "Ditto." isn’t the right response.

MOM: "Anak, ano ang gagawin mo kung may Humarang sa IYO na Lalaki sa Madilim na lugar?"
AIDA: "Ibababa KO ang PANTALON Niya at Itataas ang PALDA KO!"
MOM: "Baliw Ka na ba?"
AIDA: ‘"Di, ah!, Sino ba ang Mas Mabilis TUMAKBO, ang Lalaking NAKABABA ang PANTALON o ang BabaEng NAKATAAS ang PALDA?"

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