Thursday Humor 05.23.13

rice cooker na de uling

TEACHER: "Juan, what is a period?"
JUAN: "Di ko alam sir pero nakakatakot ibig sabihin nun."
TEACHER: "Bakit nakakatakot?"
JUAN: "Kasi ser, nung sinabi ng ate ko walang siyang "period" ng 5 buwan, hinimatay mama ko, tapos inatake sa puso si papa, kaya tingin ko delikado yung "period.""

Before a woman became engaged, she was a beauty and she didn’t mind letting her boyfriend know it too.
"A lot of men are gonna be totally miserable when I marry," she told him.
"Really?" ask the boyfriend. "And just how many are you planning to marry?"

BOY: "Mommy, bakit dumedede si baby sa inyo?"
Mommy: "Masustansya ang gatas galing sa akin at nakakatulong yun para maging malusog si baby."
BOY: "Ahh! kaya pala si daddy! hahaha…"
MOMMY: Hoy! Huwag kang magsalita ng ganyan! Hindi dumedede sakin ang daddy mo ha!"
BOY: "Sayo po hindi, pero kay yaya madalas!"

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