Thursday Humor 05.30.13

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A gorgeous Lady was knocking on her neighbour’s door wearing a mini skirt & a tank top w/ her breasts slipping out.
GUY: "What’s going on beautiful?"
LADY: "Sorry to bother u but I havent been w/ a man ever since my husband died & I am extremely horny & I just need a good hard f*ck…u busy?"
GUY: "No! of course Im not busy"
LADY: "Good, so u’ll watch my kids so I could go out then…u’re so sweet"

Sa English class
TEACHER: "Juan, what is racism?"
JUAN: "Mam, Racism is when you choose to wash your white clothes before the black ones."

DATI: "Diyos ko, Filomena, ang galing niyang magsibak ng kahoy!"
NGAYON: "Diyos ko, Filomena, ang galing niyang sumibak."

A boy farts in the classroom and his teacher gets upset and throws him out. He goes and sits outside the room laughing when the Principal walks by.
PRINCIPAL: “What are you doing sitting here laughing?”
BOY: “I farted in class and my teacher threw me out.”
PRINCIPAL: “Why, then, are you laughing?”
BOY: “Cause my dumb classmates in the room are smelling my fart while I’m here outside with this beautiful clean air!”

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Butter Cookies

Na-miss ko ang gumawa nitey.

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Matagal-tagal ko na rin hindi nagagamit ang Cookie Press ko.

Kung hindi pa ako naglinis ng kitchen cabinet ko, hindi ko na maaalala na meron pa pala ako nito. Dati ang sipag-sipag ko gamitin ‘to.

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BASIC RECIPE FOR BUTTER COOKIES

  • 1 cup butter
  • 1 cup sugar
  • 1 ½ teaspoons vanilla
  • 2 eggs, unbeaten
  • 3 cups sifted all-purpose flour
  • ¼ teaspoon salt
  • ¼ teaspoon baking soda
  1. Cream together the butter sugar and vanilla.
  2. Add eggs and beat well.
  3. Add flour and salt and mix until blended.
  4. Press through Cookie Maker onto an ungreased cookie sheet.
  5. Bake in a hot oven (400° F) 10 to 12 minutes.

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O ha! Aylabdis talaga!

Yammi!! Lalo na pag may partner na hot tea or coffee.

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