A gorgeous Lady was knocking on her neighbour’s door wearing a mini skirt & a tank top w/ her breasts slipping out.
GUY: "What’s going on beautiful?"
LADY: "Sorry to bother u but I havent been w/ a man ever since my husband died & I am extremely horny & I just need a good hard f*ck…u busy?"
GUY: "No! of course Im not busy"
LADY: "Good, so u’ll watch my kids so I could go out then…u’re so sweet"
Sa English class
TEACHER: "Juan, what is racism?"
JUAN: "Mam, Racism is when you choose to wash your white clothes before the black ones."
DATI: "Diyos ko, Filomena, ang galing niyang magsibak ng kahoy!"
NGAYON: "Diyos ko, Filomena, ang galing niyang sumibak."
A boy farts in the classroom and his teacher gets upset and throws him out. He goes and sits outside the room laughing when the Principal walks by.
PRINCIPAL: “What are you doing sitting here laughing?”
BOY: “I farted in class and my teacher threw me out.”
PRINCIPAL: “Why, then, are you laughing?”
BOY: “Cause my dumb classmates in the room are smelling my fart while I’m here outside with this beautiful clean air!”