Sunday Humor 06.02.13

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Sa MRT..
JUAN: "Pare nakakahiya tayo."
PEDRO: "Bakit naman?"
JUAN: "Yung matanda nakatayo, tayo nakaupo. Ayoko makakita ng matandang nahihirapan."
PEDRO: "Ako rin eh. Tara…
PIKIT TAYO!"

You can’t find happiness at the bottom of a beer.
No kidding… who is happy when their beer runs out?

Do you know what a Nervous Wreck is?
A man with a housing loan amortization, a car loan amortization, a wife and a girlfriend…
AND THEY’RE ALL A MONTH LATE!

Arguing with a woman is like getting arrested,
Everything you say,.. can and will be used against you…
So use your right to remain SILENT!

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