Monday Humor 06.24.13

curfew

BUMIBILI: "Magkano 1 kilong saging?"
TINDERO: "20 lang."
BUMIBILI: "Ang mahal naman."
TINDERO: "May alam akong mura."
BUMIBILI: "Ano?"
TINDERO: "T%@#§*& mo!"

HOW WE REMEMBER OUR ANCESTORS:
”I found this old picture of my great grand dad. He looks so cool and mysterious.”

HOW FUTURE GENERATIONS WILL REMEMBER US:
”I just downloaded an archieve of my great grand dad’s Facebook updates. Evidently he hated Mondays and loved telling people when he was bored.”

BF: "Ang hirap kumita ng pera ngayon no?"
GF: "Di ba sabi ng pamahalaan tumataas ang ekonomiya?"
BF: "Ewan ko ba kaya eto tipid tayo."
GF: "Tantiya ko nga itong order natin sa halip na tapsilog eh tapsi na lang, walang itlog."
BF: "Pasensya na, wala na akong pera eh."
GF: "Ok lang pasalat na lang sa itlog para tapsilog na rin!"
BF: "Ako rin!"
GF: "Anong ako rin?"
BF: "Silog lang ito eh, pasalat ng tilapia para tilapsilog na rin!"

Question for the day:
Why are there more Mother Day greeting cards than Father Day cards?
Answer: Everybody knows who their Mother is!

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