Friday Humor 06.28.13

robert

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SMILE… and the world smiles with you.
LAUGH… and the world laughs with you.
But, FART…
and you’re on your own.

Dalawang doktor nakulong sa Munti.
Doc1: "Doctor ka rin pala, ba’t ka nakulong?"
Doc2: "May nareseta akong maling gamot na sanhi ng pagkamatay ng pasyente ko. Eh ikaw ano naman kaso mo?"
Doc1: "Nahuli akong nakikipagsex sa pasyente ko."
Doc2: "Ano naman ang masama dun?"
Doc1: "Vet ako."

Saan kayo dito?
Photogenic -gwapo/maganda sa picture..
Telegenic – gwapo/maganda sa video..
Autogenic – gwapo/maganda dahil may auto
Layogenic – gwapo/maganda kapag malayo
Talikogenic – gwapo/maganda pag nakatalikod0
Peragenic -gwapo/maganda maganda dahil rich
Akogenic – gwapo/maganda sa personal

A boy had hurt his finger while working on his model airplane. He ran to his mom who kissed it and made it better. On the way to a store, he fell off his bike and scraped his knee. He ran to his mom who kissed it and made it better.
Returning from the store, the boy ran into the town bully who kicked him in the nuts. He ran home. His mom said, "Son, you’re getting more like your father each day!"

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