Wednesday Humor 09.30.15

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Use anyhow and anyone in a sentence…
SAGOT: “Pambihira naman, sinong kumain ng anyhow na anyone ko sa mesa?”

Veep Binay wants Alden Richards to portray him in a biopic. The project will be a big challenge for Alden, and an even bigger challenge for his make-up artist.

TITSER: Tagalugin ang sumusunod: “”I was happy when I saw your face!””
JUAN: “Mam, mam, “”Masaya ako pag nalagari ko ang mukha mo!””

Do you know the value of a minute…?
…Well it depends on which side of the comfort room’s door you are!!! 😀

TEACHER: Ano ang sagot sa bugtong na ito, “”Ayan na, ayan na, hindi mo pa makita!””
JUAN: “Mam, mam, “”TANGA?””

Man visited his hunter friend. In the den was a stuffed lion.
VISITOR: “When did you bagged him?”
HUNTER: “Three years ago while hunting with my late wife.”
VISITOR: “What’s he stuffed with?”
HUNTER: “My late wife.”

JUAN: “Dok, bakit pag umiinom ako ng coke sumasakit sikmura ko pero pag LIBRE hindi?”
DOC: “Normal yan.. MANIPIS ATAY mo at MAKAPAL MUKHA mo!”

“Doc!” the man yells. “I’ve lost my memory!”
“Calm down, sir. When did this happen?”
The man looked at him, “When did what happen?”

MARIA: “Tataas daw pamasahe, kelangan na natin mag-reduce!”
JUANA: “Ano kinalaman nun?”
MARIA: “Ano ka ba? Kung gawing PER KILO ang pamasahe?”

GURO: “Class, sagutin ang bugtong na ito: “”Nagtago si Pedro, nakalitaw ang ulo.””
JUAN: “Mam, mam, “”BOBO”” po!”

 

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“Don’t judge a person by the color of their skin or by the content of their character but by the shape of their eyebrows.”

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