Phrases Of Time

Phrases Of Time is a modern minimalist clock that tells time in a way as it would be spoken just like how people normally say when someone asks,

“What time is it?”

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Product Features & Attributes

The Word Clock can be paired with your smartphone, tablet, or laptop through Wi-Fi giving you convenient remote access of all clock settings right at your fingertips.

Configurable/Adjustable Settings:

  • Adjust brightness
  • Enable or disable internal ambient light sensor
  • Select from 10 preset text colours or use the colour wheel for full customization
  • Enable or disable display of optional texts (“IT IS…”, “MINUTES”, AM/PM icons)
  • Synchronize clock with the current local time
  • Select transition effect from 5 different animation modes

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Saturday Humor 12.05.15

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Sa tindahan:
KUSTOMER: “Pabili pong sabon.”
TINDERA: “Anong sabon?”
KUSTOMER: “FEU ”
TINDERA: *nag abot ng Champion*

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KIDNAPER: “Magkano itutubos sa anak ninyo?”
MAGULANG: “5OO Thousand”
KIDNAPER: “Hindi pwede! kailangan may Milyon!”
MAGULANG: “o sige Kalahating Milyon!”
KIDNAPER: “O sige DEAL!”

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Use anyhow and anyone in a sentence…
SAGOT: “Pambihira naman, sinong kumain ng anyhow na anyone ko sa mesa?”

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Sa kantang Leron Leron Sinta ano pinakamasakit?
A. Nabali ang sanga
B. Nahulog sa puno
C. Humanap ng iba

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Emotera Sa JEEP:
PASAHERO: “Bayad.”
DRIVER: “Ilan?”
PASAHERO: “Isa lang, laging nag-iisa’t iniiwan. Keep the change. Lahat naman ng mga efforts ko di nasusuklian.”

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TEACHER: “Ano ang sagot sa bugtong na ito, “Ayan na, ayan na, hindi mo pa makita!”
JUAN: “Mam, mam, “TANGA?”

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Pag sa gabi nakakita ka ng big star, ihanda mo ang camera. Pag mataas, kunan mo, baka Vega o Sirius yun! Pag sobrang mababa, wag na, Caltex yun!

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TANONG: Saan bansa nakatira ang mga tatay?
SAGOT: E di sa TAYLAND.

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KAIBIGAN1: “Sa ganda mong yan wala kang boyfriend?”
KAIBIGAN2: “SA PANGIT MONG YAN MERON KANG BOYFRIEND?!”

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Knock Knock..
Who’s there ?
HIP HOP..
HIP HOP who ??
HIPHOPatawad mo, minahal kita agad …

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JUAN:  “May PATAY nawala ang ATAY. Anong natira sa PATAY?”
PEDRO: “Anooo?”
JUAN: “Eh di Letter P.”

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Alamat ng pandak
BOY: “Uy, ba’t ang pandak mo?”
GIRL: “Eh kasi bata pa lang ako ulila na ko.”
BOY: “Eh anong konek non sa pagiging pandak mo?”
GIRL: “Walang nagpalaki sa ‘kin.”

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ELEMENTARY :  baby bra
HIGH SCHOOL:  baby bra
COLLEGE:  baby bra.

Oy! Kita mo nga naman may forever pala!

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“Kung madaling mag move-on eh di sana walang traffic sa EDSA.”