Monday Humor 12.07.12

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TEACHER: “Bakit late ka Juan?”
JUAN: “Late po kasi relo ko.”
TEACHER: “Eh di i-advance mo!”
*Umalis si Juan*
TEACHER: “San ka pupunta Juan!?”
JUAN: “Ma’am, Uwian na po!”

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FRIEND1: “Ano nga english ng selyo?”
FRIEND2: “Seal.”
FRIEND1: “Yung nabibili.”
FRIEND2: “ICE FOR SEAL.”

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Kapag matangos ilong: Pointed nose.
Kapag pango ang ilong: Disappointed nose.

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Knock knock!
Who’s there?
PBB!
PBB who?
♩♩ Spaghetti PBB, PBB ng PBB. ♩♩

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BOY: “I like you.”
GIRL: “Salamat sa like.”
BOY:  “No. I really like you! I really really like you!”
GIRL: “Salamat sa FLOODLIKES.”

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BOY: “Alam mo para kang floor wax.”
GIRL : “Bakit naman?”
BOY : “Kasi mahal Kita eh. Ops, sorry nadulas ako.”

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TANONG: Ano daw pinagkaiba ng snowman sa snowwoman?
SAGOT: Snowballs.

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BOY: “Regla ka ba?”
GIRL: “Bakit?”
BOY: “Kasi mahal kita!”
GIRL: “Asan yung regla don?”
BOY: “BOOM, TAGOS!”

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Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Tuna Century
Tuna Century who?
♩♩♩ On the first day of Christmas my TUNA CENTURY. ♩♩♩

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Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Kesha!
Kesha who?
♪♫ La Kesha LAYAW! LA Kesha LAYAW! JEPROX! ♪♫

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Mga naniniwalang cute ka:
1. Nanay mo
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“THE EGG”
-Yun yung mga bagay na lamang ka sa kanila. THE EGG mo sila.

“TO WAIT”
-Yan yung huni ng ibon “TO WAIT… TO WAIT… TO WAIT…”

“LOVING A NAME”
-Yan yung kasunod ng labing lima at bago maglabing pito.

“SHE FEEL YOU”
-Yan yung nilalagyan ng Toothpaste.

“JACKIE CHAN”
– Di ba yun yung favorite line ni Willie Revillame? “Bigyan ng JACKIE CHAN!”

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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Latigo!
Latigo who?
♪♫ Latigo… Latigo… can’t hold it back anymore.♪♫

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Conservative Na Babae
Pagdating ng mag syota sa kwarto ng motel.
BOY:  “Bakit ka nagtatakip ng mukha?”
GIRL: “Nahihiya kasi ako.”
BOY: “Bakit?”
GIRL: “Alam mo na… conservative.”
BOY: “Wow ganyan talaga ang hanap ko sa isang babae. Hmmnn.. saan kaya dito nakalagay yung remote ng tv?”
GIRL: “Dyan sa loob drawer ng sidetable sa rightside ng bed katabi nung menu ng pagkain.”

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oOo
“Minsan kailangan natin madapa. Bakit? Wala lang…para agaw-eksena.”