Miss Universe Intro

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  1. “From the land of the disqualified candidate for presidency – GREECE!”
  2. “From the land of Dick – ISRAEL!
  3. “From the land of Susan – AFRICA!”
  4. “From the land of Amy – AUSTRIA!”
  5. “From the land of PacMom’s Mommy – InDIONESIA!”
  6. “From the land of the ifs and buts – PERU!”
  7. “From the land ¬†kung saan madameng rapper – YEMEN!”
  8. “From the Land of Philip and Maja – EL SALVADOR”
  9. “From the Land of Kuya Germs – GERMANY!”
  10. “One way, two way, highway, there’s no other way – NORWAY!”
  11. “One little two, little three, little – INDIA!”
  12. “I did not walk, I did not crawl,- ¬†IRAN!”
  13. “No matter what happens I’m never gonna – LIBYA!”
  14. “Ola viola, kaserola, tinola, sarangola, arinola ni lola – VENEZUELA!”
  15. “Yakult everyday, everyday – UK!”
  16. “Kanina buhay pa sya, ngayon pa – CHINA!”
  17. “Hindi tuldok , hindi question mark – KUWAIT!”
  18. “Sing ka na, Sing ka pa, Ilabas ang Magic Sing – SINGAPORE!”
  19. “TaiTHREE, TaiTWO – TAIWAN!”
  20. “27, 28, 29, TURKEY!”
  21. “iPhone 6, Dual sim, 20K, Made in – CHINA!”
  22. “Sa bansang mahal ang bigas, gayun din ang gas, maraming mandurugas, marami ring patatas – PILIPINAS!”
  23. “Hindi sa Greenbelt, hindi sa SM North, hindi sa Ayala, kundi sa – SAMOA!”
  24. “Hindi ka naman kausap, sumasabat ka. Huwag kang masyadong – NEPAL!”
  25. “Ang bagal mo kumilos, late na tayo sa party – BELIZE!”
  26. “Bawat bata may tanong, Ba’t ganito, ba’t ganun? Hayaang buksan ang isipan. Sa science o agham. Tayo na sa – VENEZUELA!”
  27. “Hulihin! Huwag pakawalan! – ITALY!”
  28. “Pag tinext ka niya ng “good night,” ‘wag mo agad lalagyan ng – MALAYSIA!”
  29. “Ang susunod na palabas ay Rated – FIJI!”
  30. “We’re not lovers. We’re just – FRANCE!”
  31. “Netherair, Netherwater – NETHERLANDS!”
  32. “Hi! My name is Anne Curtis-Smith, ang inyong paboritong kampanerang – CUBA!”
  33. “Mali ang tsismis, hindi sya supot – TUNISIA!”
  34. “If you can make it through the fire, then I can make it through – BAHRAIN!”
  35. “I came here like a wrecking ball. By Miley – CYPRUS!”
  36. “Basta corned beef – ARGENTINA!”
  37. “Mauna na kayong mag-lunch, wala pa akong – GHANA!”
  38. “Beep, beep, beep! Ang sabi ng jeep. May baklang kumekeme sa jeep. – EGYPT!”
  39. “Thailand, Thailand mo ba mapapansin ang aking lihim? – THAILAND!”
  40. “The one and only largest gorilla in the universe – HONGKONG!”
  41. “Ssshhh…Please keep – KUWAIT!”
  42. “Nahilo, nagutom, natumba nawalan ng – MALAYSIA!”
  43. “Class, exchange your papers. Lets CZECH REPUBLIC!”

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