PASAHERO: “Para po.”
PASAHERO: “Para po!”
PASAHERO: “Para pooo!”
DRIVER : “May bababa?”
PASAHERO: “Wala po manong sa inyo na lang ako matutulog, sobrang layo ko na eh.”
“THE RICH ZOO”
– Yan yung daan na hindi liko-liko, The rich zoo lang.
In a fastfood resto…
CREW: “Ano po order niyo?
CUSTOMER: “One large burger and one large soda.”
CREW: “Dito niyo po kakainin?”
CUSTOMER: “Puwede sa table na lang. Nakakahiya kasi may nakapila sa likuran.”
CREW: “Ayaw niyo po sa plato para di baboy tingnan?”
A lady was feeling unwell, so she went to her doctor.
Doctor asked if she ever had chicken pox.
“No,” she replied, “but I have had chicken nuggets.”
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
“Nobody knows I’m glad to meet you.”
Walang katawan, ilong, masaya akong karne ka..
Wala nang ulitan ng basa! 🙂
Sign outside a bar:
“Do not drop your cigarette butts on the floor. It burns the hands and knees of customers when they leave.”
After weeks of getting the cold shoulder from his wife, the unhappy husband confronted her, “Admit it, the only reason you married me is because my grandfather left me a billion dollars.”
His wife shot back, “Don’t be ridiculous, I don’t care who left it to you!”
Isang gabi, sinabihan ng isang lalake sa asawa niya:
“Matulog ka na! Yung eyebags mo, mas malaki na sa dede mo.”
minsan pepe niya.
“Sa panahon ngayon, pagkain na lang ang masarap ipaglaban.”