Wednesday Humor 02.13.19

Seven years ago naaksidente si Ramon sa motorsiklo, nagising na lang siyang nasa hospital at kinakausap ng isang nurse….

NURSE: “Sa ngayon po at wala kayong nararamdaman from waist down…”

RAMON: “Ibig mong sabihin…..?”

NURSE: “Opo…”

RAMON: “Testing lang…pahipo sa suso mo.”

TANONG: Hindi tao, hindi hayop, hindi aswang, may pakpak at sumisipsip ng dugo?

SAGOT: WHISPER with wings!

NIKKI: “Knock knock!”

JENNY: ” Who’s there?”

NIKKI: “SPELL”

JENNY: ” Spell who?”

NIKKI: “W-H-O”

Gabi ng honeymoon ni MARIA…

MISTER: “Nak ng weteng ang luwag naman!”

MARIA: “Anong maluwag? Pasok mo kaliwang kamay”

MARIA: “Oo, pasok mo pa yung kanan! Pumalakpak ka!”

MISTER: “Ganito?”

MISTER: “Ha? Di pwede, masikip..”

MARIA: “Kita mo na, di ka makapalakpak, tapos sasabihin mo maluwag?

Sa palengke….

GORYO: ” Magkano yung ulo ng baboy na yun?” 

TINDERO : ” Sir, SALAMIN po yung itinuro nyo”

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