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Thursday Humor 01.29.15

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GURO: “Why are you absent?”
JUAN: “Mam,may CARDIOVASCULAR DISEASE po ako!”
GURO: “Sige i-spell mo ang sakit mo!”
JUAN: “Joke lang po,UBO lang po tlaga!”

Sa Jollibee…
BUSINESSMAN: “Excuse me, may wi-fi ba kayo dito?”
PNOY: “Naku sir ala po! But you can try our apple-fi or mango-fi sir!”

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Sa harap ng Statue of Liberty…
ITALIAN: Magnifico!
BRITISH: Brilliant!
AMERICAN: Amazing!
PINOY: Picture! Picture! Pang-Facebook!

When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say, “Congrats!” But none of them come and touch the man’s dick and say, “Well done!”
MORAL: Hard work is never appreciated. Only result matters.

A guy broke up with his girlfriend and was upset. His friend said, “Don’t worry mate, there’s plenty more fish in the sea.” The guy replied, “Yeah, but it’s not just the smell I missed.”

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Nuong nagkita si Bong Revilla at Dr. Elinita Binay sa Sandiganbayan…
BONG: “Ma’am, totoo bang sa inyo ang hacienda sa Batangas?”
MRS. BINAY: “Totoo bang kumita ka kay Napoles?”
BONG:
MRS. BINAY:
BONG & MRS. BINAY: “Jooooooke!!!”

A youngster was on the doctor’s operating table for a minor procedure. “Now, don’t be afraid, son,” said the father. “I will hold your hand.”
“No,”
cried the boy, “hold the doctor’s hand!”

A newspaper editor was interviewing an applicant for the slot of proofreader.
EDITOR: “I suppose you are aware of the responsibility of this job?”
APPLICANT: “Yes, sir! I know that when you make a mistake, I take the blame. Right?”
EDITOR: “You’re hired.”

Three people having sex is a Threesome, Two is a Twosome.
So next time, someone calls you “HANDSOME,” don’t take it as a compliment.

Shortly before their silver wedding anniversary, a man sent 25 long-stemmed yellow roses to his wife. A few days later, she plucked all the pedals and dried them. On the night of the anniversary, she spread the petals over the bed and lay on top of them wearing only a negligee. When he saw her, he shouted, “Are those potato chips?”

Above jokes courtesy of Mike and Will.

 

 

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“Minsan ang mga babae gagalitin ka. Tapos magagalit, kasi nagalit ka.”

Wednesday Humor 01.28.15

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ANAK : “Dad, may tao sa pinto sa labas, humihingi ng donation para daw sa swimming pool ng village natin.”
DAD: “Sige, bigyan mo ng isang gallon ng tubig.”

When Mark was shopping for pet supplies, a salesman came running to him. “Mark! Mark! I just saw someone driving off with your BMW!”
“Dear God! Did you try to stop him?”
“No,”
replied the salesman, “don’t worry, I got the plate license number.”

May the coming days bring you HOPE, JOY, GRACE, LOVE & CHARITY!
Si JOY lumipat na ng bahay.
Si GRACE naman nasa dating club pa rin.
Si L0VE hinahanap ka… buntis daw.
Si Hope nanganak na, sustento daw.
Si Charity na scholar mo graduating na, dagdag allowance daw, papa!
Advance HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!

Lalake sa shota:
“Parang ahas lang ‘to, ulo pa lang mapapasigaw ka na.”

A girl in a bikini stopped me to ask directions. I just kept saying to myself, “Don’t stare at her tits, don’t stare at her tits…” Then she said, “Don’t stare at whose tits?”

GUY: “Can we have punctuation sex tonight?”
WIFE: “What do you mean, Punctuation Sex?”
GUY: “It’s where I put my semi in your colon.”

If Africa has EBOLA, the Philippines has more deadly virus called…
    .
    .
    .
    “EBULSA.”

A little man in a resto shyly touched the arm of a man putting on an overcoat. “Excuse me,” he said, “do you happen to be Mr. Juan of Manila?”
“No, I’m not,” the
man replied with picqued.
“Oh… er… well,” stutter the little man, “you see, I am and that’s his coat your putting on.”

After 12 years in prison, a man finally breaks out. When he gets home, filthy and exhausted, his wife says, “Where have you been? You escaped eight hours ago!

SA BARBERSHOP
TIBO: “Gaano katagal bago ako?”
BARBER: “2 oras pa.”
TIBO: “Ok.”(umalis..di na bumalik)
AFTER 2 DAYS
TIBO: “Gaano katagal bago ako?”
BARBER: “mga 1 oras pa.”
TIBO: “Ok.”( umalis…di na bumalik)
AFTER 3 DAYS
TIBO: “Gaano katagal bago ako?”
BARBER: “2 1/2 oras “(kinausap ng barbero si Nelson)
BARBER: “Paki sundan mo kung saan nagpunta. Tanong ng tanong di naman bumabalik.”
AFTER A WHILE, BUMALIK SI NELSON.    

BARBER: “Ano pre, saan ba nagpunta yun pag umaalis dito?”
NELSON: “Sa BAHAY mo, nagkikita sila ng misis mo!!”

**All of the above jokes courtesy of MIKE.

 

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“Gusto kong magkaroon ng RELASYON na kasing tibay ng SHORTS ni INCREDIBLE HULK.”

Wednesday Humor 01.21.15

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MY NANAY IS THE BEST TEACHER IN THE WORLD

Dahil tinuruan niya ako ng:

  • ANATOMY: “Mata ang ginagamit sa paghahanap. Hindi bibig.”
  • SANITATION: “Anong akala mo sakin, nagtatae ng pera?!
  • HISTORY: “Noong bata ako, piso lang ang baon ko. Maswerte ka pa nga.”
  • AGRICULTURE. “Kada butil ng palay na kinakain mo pinagtrabahuhan yan ng tatay mo. Ubusin mo yan!”
  • GENEROSITY: “Ibigay mo yan sa kapatid mo kundi malilintikan ka saken.”
  • INDEPENDENCE: ” Kung ayaw mo sumunod, bahala ka na sa buhay mo!”
  • ASTRONOMY: “Para kang nasa buwan kung maglakad. Bilisan mo!”
  • RELIGION: “Pag hindi mo inubos ang pagkain mo, paparusahan ka ni Lord.”
  • SARCASM: “Ano? Bakit di ka makasagot! bakit di ka masagot?” Tapos kapag sumagot ka, “At natututo ka ng sumagot ha?!”
  • MAGLAKWATSA: “Papunta ka pa lang pabalik na ako.”
  • ELECTRONICS: “You’re Grounded! Hindi ka aalis ng bahay.”
  • SELF ESTEEM: “Ayan Dyan ka magaling!”
  • LOGIC: “Pag di mo nakita, makikita mo!”
  • THEORY OF EVOLUTION: “Manang-mana ka sa tatay mong unggoy!”
  • SPORTS: “Tumakbo ka na. Pag naabutan kita, malilintikan ka!”
  • BASEBALL: “Ibabato ko sa yo tong hawak ko!”
  • HYPNOTISM. “Makuha ka sa isang tingin!”

 

BOY: “I like you.
GIRL: “Salamat sa like
BOY: “No. I really like you! I really really like you!”
GIRL: “Salamat sa FLOODLIKES.”

TANONG: Ano daw yung apelyido ni Zeus?
SAGOT: EH DI MARYOSEP.

TANONG: Sinong bayani ang nakahubad?
SAGOT: UN-DRESS Bonifacio

TANONG: Alam niyo bang kapag binaliktad niyo ang “SABAW”?
SAGOT: Matatapon ito.

MGA BAGAY NA IKINAIINIS MO:
1. Minor Subjects Na Feeling major
2. Ipis Na Ayaw Mamatay
3. Battery Low
4. Mag Syotang Naglalandian Sa Harap Mo
5. Tagged Photos Na Wala Ka Naman
6. Ref Na Tubig lang Ang Laman
7. Pinsan Na Sumbungero
8. Load Na Mahirap i-Unli
9. Classmate na Sipsip
10.Pasahero Na Ayaw Iabot Ang bayad Mo
11.Group Message Na Walang Kwenta
12.Chain Message Na Mamamatay Ka Daw Pag Di NaSend Sa 25 Tao

Showering Together:
GIRL: “Baby I want you to do bad things to me ;)”
GUY: *Puts shampoo in her eyes*

ME: “Knock knock!”
FRIEND: “Who’s there?
ME: “PBB!”
FRIEND: “PBB who?”
ME: “Spaghetti PBB, PBB ng PBB.”

 

 

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“Mahirap magpaalam sa mga taong mahalaga sa ‘yo, pero mas mahirap mag paalam…PAG BADTRIP NANAY MO.”

Tuesday Humor 01.13.15

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At a bar..
MAN: “Hi! I am 32. I’m a politician and I’m honest.”
WOMAN: “Hi. I’m 29, I’m a prostitute and I’m a virgin.”

A man on a bus keeps staring at another male passenger. The passenger has had enough and asked the man why he is staring. The man replied, “If it wasn’t for the mustache, you would look just like my wife.”
The passenger said,  “I don’t have a moustache.”
“No, but my wife does,”
the man replies.

GUY1: “And you mean to say that you recognized me with my new grown beard and mustache, bandage over one eye and new clothes? What gave me away?”
GUY2: “You have my umbrella.”

Gandhi was bored in heaven & wanted to have a look at hell. So he peeps thru a hole & sees Hitler in d company of beautiful, voluptuous naked girls surrounded by vintage wine bottles. Gandhi was fuming mad & disappointed. He complains about d unfair treatment. God patiently replies, “Don’t be deceived, my son. All d bottles have holes, but d girls don’t.” That’s hell!

Don’t you just love it when you’re involved in an accident and someone asks, “Are you alright?”  “Yes, fine, thanks, I’ll just pick up my limbs and be off.

Pete was dead and a friend called on his widow to express his sympathy.
“Pete and I were close friends,” he said. “Is there something I could have to remember him by?”
Shyly and tearfully, the widow whispered, “Would I do?”

A man was complaining of the extremely  cool air conditioner in his hotel room, “At night time, I wake up to hear my dentures chattering on the dressing table.”

The belligerent husband demanded, “I want to know once and for all who is the boss in this house.”
Rolling her sleeves, the wife replied, “You will be much happier if you don’t try to find out.”

I went to an ATM this morning and its screen came out with the words, “Insufficient Funds.”
I wonder whether it’s the Bank or me.

The alleged Binay estate in Rosario, Batangas has an airconditioned piggery, the second of its kind to be built in the Philippines… after the Batasang Pambansa.

Reklamo ng isang lalake tungkol sa girlfriend niya…
“Puntahan ko daw siya dahil miss na daw niya ako. Iyon pala, magpapabuhat lang pala sa baha.. Napagod nako, nangamoy isda pa ang batok ko!”

**All of the above SMS jokes courtesy of MIKE.

 

 

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“Life is not a fairytale. If you lose a shoe at midnight, you’re drunk!”

Thursday Humor 01.08.15

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A guy told a psychiatrist, “I’m not sure if I’m a man or woman.”
The doctor replied, “Right. Just pull your pants down for me.”
The guy said no, so the shrink said, “You’re a woman!”

BOY: “May kanta ako para sa inyo ng bagong BF mo!”
GIRL: “Wow! Ang sweet mo bestpren… Anong title?”
BOY:  “Ang title ay… “Mabuntis ka sana at masira buhay niyo pareho.””

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MAN1: “My father always told me that it is better to give than to receive.”
MAN2: “Was he a philanthropist?”
MAN1: “No… he was a BOXER.”

SON:  “Daddy, what happens if a condom breaks?”
FATHER: “Look at yourself.”

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Paalala sa Kababaihan:
Huwag niyong pakitaan ng motibo ang mga lalake kung ayaw niyong makatikim ng embutido. :p

You know when people always say, “He escaped alive?”
How can you escape when you’re dead?

Mag-shota nakahiga sa damuhan..
GIRL: “Ang Romantic kahit ang kati ng damo.”
BOY: “Pero…”
GIRL: “Pero ano?”
BOY: “… Mas makati ka pa sa damo.”

In a drug store, a pharmacist told a customer, “Sorry, ma’am, that is impossible. We sell potassium cyanide only with prescription. Just a photo of your husband is not enough!”

QUESTION: What’s the basic difference between the case of VP Binay & that of CPNP Purisima?
ANSWER: The former involves overpricing; the latter underpricing!

LOLA: “Apo, pwede bang makahingi ng pera? Naiinip na kasi ako dito sa bahay eh.”
APO: “Lola naman, pwede ba tigilan niyo na pag ma-mahjong niyo?”
LOLA: “Hindi naman ako magma-mahjong eh, bibili lang ako ng manok.”
APO: “Ano naman ang gagawin niyo sa manok?”
LOLA:” Maglakaro kami ni Lola Petra mo ng sabong, natalo kasi ako kahapon eh.”

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A wife tells her husband while watching a teleserye, “Look how much he loves her…”
He replied, “Yes, but do you know how much he’s being paid for that?”

A lady calls a drug store, “Excuse me, do you have pregnancy tests?”
    “Yes, we do,” the owner replied.
    “Are the test questions difficult?”

A girl tells her boyfriend, “After our marriage, I will let you kiss me where nobody else has kissed me.”
    “Where is that?” her man asks.
   “In Hawaii.”

At an emergency room…
DOCTOR: “There is no doubt that you have been poisoned!”
PATIENT: “For goodness’ sake, with what, Doc?”
DOCTOR: “Don’t worry, we’ll find that out during the autopsy…”

**All of the above SMS jokes courtesy of MIKE.

 

 

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“Pag singkit na maputi, CHINITO. Pag singkit na maitim, PRINITO.”

Wednesday Humor 01.07.15

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Filipino Dictionary
NEVERMIND: Ang slow mo.
BASTA: Tinatamad akong magexplain.
PAPUNTA NA KO: Kakagising ko lang.
ANG LAMIG: Payakap naman.
KAMUSTA?: Miss na kita.
JOKE LANG: Pero totoo talaga yun.
OKAY LANG AKO: Hindi ako okay. Lambingin mo ko.
NASAAN KA: Nasa labas na ko ng bahay nyo!
AH OKAY: Boring mo kausap.
OH TALAGA?: Hindi ako interesado sa kwento mo.
SIGE LANG: Napipilitan lang naman ako, may choice ba ko?
BAGAY KAYO: Mas bagay tayo.
OKAY NA KAYO?: Sana kasi tayo na lang.
SUNOD NA LANG AKO: Manigas ka jan.
TRY KO: ASA KA!

At the funeral of a lawyer’s wife, people were appalled to read the tombstone: “Here lies, Katrina, wife of Atty. Juan dela Cruz, Specializes in Divorce and Malpractice suits.” After her burial, the lawyer cried. His brother said, “You should cry, pulling a cheap publicity stunt like this!” The lawyer replied, “You don’t understand, I’m crying because they forgot to include my phone number!”

According to the latest Pulse Asia survey, 6 in 10 Pinoys don’t want a second term for P-Noy.

The six were identified as Jojo, Junjun, Nancy, Abby, Anne and Elenita, all surnamed Binay.

A girl posted her status on Facebook, “OMG! Can’t help it! I’m obsess with Big Macs.”
A netizen remarked, “You made a spelling mistake.”
She replied, “Hahaha… It’s obsessed, right?”
The netizen replied anew, “No, it’s obese!”

The symptom of Ebola are sweating, weakness, diarrhea and stomach pains.
Kind of like when you see your wife going through your phone.

Napansin niyo ba?
Ang pagbabayad ng buwis sa pamahalaang ito ay parang pagbabayad ng pamasahe sa MRT na walang kasiguraduhang kung makakarating ka sa pupuntahan mo.

At a bar..
MAN: “Hi! I am 32. I’m a politician and I’m honest.”
WOMAN: “Hi. I’m 29, I’m a prostitute and I’m a virgin.”

Canta para sa panget:
“If a picture paints a thousand words,
Then why can’t I paint you…?”

 

TANONG: Ano ginagawa ni Michael Jackson sa ukay ukay?
SAGOT: Eh di bili jeans.

Married life is boring.
    The first year of marriage, the husband does the talking and the wife listens.
    The second year, the wife talks and the husband listens.
    And finally, starting the third year, they both talk and the neighbor do the listening.

A man is at a road side eating grass. A motorist pulls up in and says, “Hey! Don’t eat that. Come home with me and I’ll feed you.”
    The man replies, “I have a wife and twelve kids, can they come too?”
    The motorist said, “I’ve only a small lawn!”

Three guys were debating on what is the fasting thing on our planet.
    An Englishman says, “For me, it is our thoughts because they are immediate.”
    A French says, “It is light because it travels at the absolute speed.”
    A Pinoy says, “It’s diarrhea. Before you can think or switch the light on, you have already got your pants full.”

**All of the above SMS Jokes courtesy of Mike.

 

 

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“Walang magpapaputok pag may DALAW! Advance Happy Chinese New Year!”

Monday Humor 01.05.15

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PATIENT: “Doctor, Doctor! My family thinks I’m mad!”
DOCTOR: “Why is that?”
PATIENT: “I like sausages.”
DOCTOR: “There’s nothing strange about that. I like sausages myself.”
PATIENT: “Really? You must come and see my collection — I’ve got thousands!”

At the grocery’s checkout, the cashier was having trouble finding the price of cucumber.
“Maybe the list is alphabetical,” the customer offered.
So the cashier started searching from the bottom of the list: “Q… Q… Q…”

Define MASAKIT during Sex:
   Wrong Hole, Wrong Hole! :P

PAALALA SA MGA BABAE:
Kung talagang mahal ka niya, hindi dapat siya mapagod na mahalin ka…
Kahit IHI lang ang pahinga niya.

At a restaurant, a sign read, “Karaoke Tonight!” An old lady studied it before asking, “What kind of fish is that?”

SEN. MIRIAM’S  THESAURUS : 
    1) Bigamous:Man with 2 wives-RAMOS
    2) Polygamous:Man with many wives- ERAP
    3) Monotonous:Man with 1 wife-Villar
    4) Autonomous:Man with  No wife at all , a self-service man -NOYNOY!

BANAT:
Para kang asin.
Bagay na bagay sa itlog ko. <3

At a grade school class…
TEACHER: “What’s the outside layer of a tree called, class?
CLASS: “We don’t know.
TEACHER: “BARK, class!”
CLASS: “WOOF, WOOF, WOOF!”

The China National Tourism office gave tips for its citizens going abroad:
    1. Don’t steal life vests from airplanes to give as gifts.
    2. Don’t leave footprints on the toilet.
    3. Don’t dry your underwear on lampshade.

Sabi nila ang side effect daw ng pagkain ng mani eh magkaka-tigyawat.
Hindi totoo yon. Naglasang pH Care lang iyong panlasa mo.

Ang alam mo ba iyung tuwing tumutugtog ang kanta ng pag-iibigan niyo…
Feel na feel mo ang paghawak niya ng Microphone mo!

A woman texted her husband who was out shopping, “Pick something up for the little ones while you’re shopping.”
So he brought her a bra.

PATIENT: “Doctor, I think I swallowed a SPOON!”
DOCTOR: “Just sit patiently and try not to STIR!”

** All of the above SMS Jokes courtesy of MIKE.

 

 

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“Sabi nila, hindi daw sapat ang pagsasabi lang ng MAHAL KITA. Kailangan may kasamang EFFORT. Kaya “Mahal kita Effort.””

Different types of MALALANDI

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  1. Pasimpleng Malandi:Balita ko break na kayo ah?”
  2. Bulgarang Malandi:Break na kayo, so tayo naman!” :D
  3. Pakipot na Malandi:Eeeehh Kaka-break niyo lang eh.”
  4. Matulunging Malandi:Break na kayo di ba? Tulungan kitang kalimutan siya.”
  5. Curious na Malandi:Hala, bakit kayo nagbreak? I’m here lang for you.”
  6. Concerned na Malandi:Break na pala kayo? Kamusta ka na? Kailangan mo ng makakausap?”
  7. Mapagparinig na Malandi:Oh break na kayo? Hayaan mo na, marami pang iba diyan.”

 

 

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“Puro ka kalandian diyan. Sarili mong panty di mo malabhan.”

Tuesday Humor 11.11.14

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Erap, gustong kumain ng manok sa resto sa US. But due to senior lapses o memory gap, nakalimutan nya ang English ng manok.
WAITRESS: “What’s ur order, sir?”
ERAP: (itinuro ang mga itlog sa tray) “I want to eat their mother!”

Define MASAKIT during Sex:
Wrong Hole, Wrong Hole!

The teacher asks, “Now, Maria, how many fingers have?” Maria replies, “10.”
Teacher asks again, “OK. Now if you lost 4 of them, what would you have?”
Maria said, “No more piano lessons!”

DAD: “What happened to your eye?”
SON: “I was staring at a ball from afar, and I was wondering why it was getting bigger and bigger. Then, it hit me.”

A man posted in his Facebook account:
    “I am the boss of the house…
    I have my wife’s permission to say so!”

BANAT:
    Para kang asin.
    Bagay na bagay sa itlog ko.

While having sex with one of his clients, a doctor is debating ethics. On one hand, I’m young, single and want to please, but on the other hand, I’m a VET!

Ang mga babae gustong makahanap ng lalakeng alam kung ano ang nasa isip nila kahit di pa nila sinasabi.
Kaya tayong mga walang lahing manghuhula, gudlak!

PATIENT: “Doctor, Doctor! My family thinks I’m mad!”
DOCTOR: “Why is that?”
PATIENT: “I like sausages.”
DOCTOR: “There’s nothing strange about that. I like sausages myself.”
PATIENT: “Really? You must come and see my collection — I’ve got thousands!”

On Halloween, I shouted to the wife, “Honey, there’s a witch at the door. What shall I do?”
She replied, “Just give her some sweets and tell her to leave.”
My mother-in-law hasn’t spoken to me since.

BOY: “May kanta ako para sa inyo ng bagong BF mo!”
GIRL: “Wow! Ang sweet mo bestpren… Anong title?”
BOY: “Ang title ay… “Mabuntis ka sana at masira buhay niyo pareho.””

**All of the above jokes courtesy of MIKE.

 

 

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“Minsan, mas espesyal ang LAWAY kaysa NGITI..Kasi, kahit sino, pwede mong ngitian. Pero ang laway, tutulo lang sa taong gusto mong tikman!”

Mga Bagong Salitang Tagalog

Bah! Andaming Tagalog words pa pala akong hindi alam na nag i-exist.

Kung sino man ang nagpasimuno sa paggamit o lumikha (Naks!  “l-u-m-i-k-h-a!” Ang deep ng tagalog ko, Lech!) ng mga salitang itey, kaw ha, hindi mo man lang ako na-inform in advance (in advance daw o!)

Tara! Matuto tayo at idagdag ang mga salitang ‘to sa diksyunaryo mo! 

dictionary

BAKTOL – Ang ikatlong lebel ng mabahong amoy sa kili-kili. Ang baktol ay kapareho ng amoy ng nabubulok na bayabas. Ito’y dumidikit sa damit, at humahalo sa pawis. Madalas na naaamoy tuwing registration, concert, sa elevator o Sa siksikan sa bus o Divisoria.

• KUKURIKAPU - Libag sa ilalim ng boobs. Madalas na namumuo dahil sa labis na baby powder na inilalagay sa katawan. Maaari ring mamuo kung hindi talaga naliligo o naghihilod ang isang babae. Ang KUKURIKAPU ay mas madalas mamuo sa mga babaeng malalaki ang hinaharap.

MULMUL – Buhok sa gitna ng isang nunal. Mahirap ipaliwanag kung bakit nagkakaroon ng MULMUL ang isang nunal. Subalit hindi talaga ito naaalis, kahit na bunutin pa ito, maliban na lamang kung ipapa-laser ito.

• BURNIK – Taeng sumabit sa buhok sa pwet. Madalas nararanasan ng mga taong nagti-tissue lamang pagkatapos magbawas. Ang burnik ay mahirap alisin, lalo na kapag natuyo na ito. Ipinapayo sa mga may burnik na maligo na lamang upang ito’y maalis.

BAKOKANG – Higanteng peklat. Ito’y madalas na dulot ng mga sugat na malaki na hindi ginamitan ng sebo de macho habang natutuyo. Imbes na normal na balat ang nakatakip sa bakokang, ito’y mayroong makintab na takip.

AGIHAP – Libag na dumikit sa panty o brief. Nabubuo ang agihap kung ang panty o brief ay suotsuot na nang hindi bumababa sa tatlong araw.

DUKIT – Ito ang amoy na nakukuha kung isinabit mo ang daliri mo sa iyong puwit o sa puwit ng iba. (Impernes, dati ko ng alam ko ang salitang ‘to. Hur!Hur!)

SPONGKLONG - Ito’y isang bagong wika an nangangahulugan­ sa isang estupidong tao.

WENEKLEK – Ito ang buhok sa utong na kadalasang nakikita sa mga tambay sa kanto na laging nakahubad. Meron din ang babae nito.

• BAKTUNG – Pinaikling salita ng BAKAT-UTONG.

BAKTI – Bakat panty.

BARNAKOL – Maitim na libag sa batok na naipon sa matagal na panahon.

BULTOKACHI - Tubig na tumatalsik sa pwet kapag nalalaglag ang isang malaking ebak.

McARTHUR – Taeng bumabalik after mong i-flush.

 

 

 

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“Huwag kang papayag na maging panakip-butas lang. Hindi ka pinanganak para maging panty lang.”