SMS Jokes 08.15.08

JUAN: “Pareng Joe, nakita ko Mrs mo sa casa, PROSTITUTE pala cya?”
JOE: (galit) “gago, hindi prostitute yon, weekends lng cya pumapasok, SUBSTITUTE tawag dun!”

BABAE: “aaLisn ak0! iiwAnn kitA!”
LALAKE: “wag Luv!Pag umaLis kA,MgLaLasLas ak0Ng puLs0….”
BABAE: “uLoL!!mAgpAtuLi ngAd m0 mgAwA..MgLasLas pa kaya?Sup0t!!!”

Joke! Joke! Joke!

WOMAN CARRYING SICK BABY BOY to DOC:
DR: Is he bottlefed?
W0MAN: Breastfeed Doc
(Doc squeezes woman’s breast)
DR: Thats why he’s sick, u don’t have milk.
WOMAN: Yaya ako Doc!

APPENDIX
MR: Doc ipapatanggal ko appendix ng Mrs ko.
DR: di ba inalis ko na yun last year? Walang taong 2 ang appendix.
MR: Lam ko po, pero meron pong ta0ng dalawa ang Mrs!

IN A FASTFOOD RESTO:
CREW: Ano po order nyo?
MAN: 1 Large burger & Large softdrink.
CREW: Dito nyo po b kakainin?
MAN: Pwede sa table na lang? Nakakahiya kasi may nakapila pa sa likuran.
CREW: Ayaw nyo po sa plato para di baboy tingnan?
-usapan ng dalawang pilosopo.

ANNOUNCEMENT:
No classes/work t0m0rr0w until friday,
2 typhoons are expected to hit the country tomorrow.
Please pass.
-A message fromPAG-ASA
PAG-ASA ng mga tinatamad pumasok..

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