3 Baliw sa Mental nagkuwentuhan. ..
B1: “ako presidente dito!”
B2: “wala ka sa akin! ako si bush, presidente sa america !”
B1: “cno nagsabi?”
B2: “Ang Diyos!”
B3: “At kelan kita sinabihan??”
Teacher: “Jigs, ano susunod sa 7?”
Jigs: “8 po!”
Teacher: “sa 2?”
Jigs: “3 po!”
Teacher: “ang galing mo! sino nagturo sayo?”
Jigs: “tatay ko po!”
Teacher: “O sige, ano susunod sa 10?”
Jigs: “Jack po!”
Jinky : “Honey, buksan mo na yung sweets.’
Pacman : “Nasaan, honey? Ang lambeng mo naman, may pasalubong ka pa saken?”
Jinky : “Yung sweets ng ilaw…ang dilim kaya! “
ON TOP OF THE SHIP
American threw his cellphone to the sea.
Pinoy: “Oh sayang!”
American: “There are lots of cellphones in America…”
Japanese also threw his laptop to the sea…
Pinoy: “O? What the?!!!
Japanese: “There are lots of computers in Japan…”
Pinoy is silent coz he has nothing to brag about. Then a Korean came to join them. Pinoy pushed the korean to the sea…
Everybody: “Oh my! Why did you push him?”
Pinoy: “It’s okay! There are lots of Koreans in the Philippines!”