Paningit Jokes

3 Baliw sa Mental nagkuwentuhan. ..
B1: “ako presidente dito!”
B2: “wala ka sa akin! ako si bush, presidente sa america !”
B1: “cno nagsabi?”
B2: “Ang Diyos!”
B3: “At kelan kita sinabihan??”

Teacher: “Jigs, ano susunod sa 7?”
Jigs: “8 po!”
Teacher: “sa 2?”
Jigs: “3 po!”
Teacher: “ang galing mo! sino nagturo sayo?”
Jigs: “tatay ko po!”
Teacher: “O sige, ano susunod sa 10?”
Jigs: “Jack po!”

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Wala Kayo Sa Pinoy

ON TOP OF THE SHIP

American threw his cellphone to the sea.

Pinoy: “Oh sayang!”
American: “There are lots of cellphones in America…”

Japanese also threw his laptop to the sea…

Pinoy: “O? What the?!!!
Japanese: “There are lots of computers in Japan…”

Pinoy is silent coz he has nothing to brag about. Then a Korean came to join them. Pinoy pushed the korean to the sea…

Everybody: “Oh my! Why did you push him?”
Pinoy: “It’s okay! There are lots of Koreans in the Philippines!”

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