SMS Jokes 16

“Aanhin pa ang gabi, kung wala naman katabi.” Eh may nakarinig: “Eh anong silbi ng may katabi kung wala namang nangyayari.” May humirit: “Eh ano naman kung may nangyayari kung wala namang nabubuong baby.” Eh my affected: “Paano may mabubuong...

SMS Jokes 11

* * * * * TEACHER: What do you call a man who doesn’t use contraceptives? STUDENT: Daddy! * * * * * ATTITUDES of “wise” employees: 1. TIME CONSCIOUS-oras lang ang binabantayan; 2. WORKAHOLIC-di makapagtrabaho pag di nakainom; 3....