Sharon Baking Mixes

Nasaan ba ako netong mga nakaraang panahon at hindi man lang ako na-inform na meron na palang ganitong produkto na binebenta sa grocery si Ate Shawie (Cuneta)?

Nakita ko ‘to sa isang istante ng Robinsons Galleria Supermarket.

Impernes, bukod sa nakaka-engganyong packaging, napaka-ideal ng mga baking mixes na ‘to para sa mga gustong matuto o nagsisimulang mag-bake ng kung anik-anik dahil pwedeng-pwede ‘to kahit sa oven toaster lang.

At mura pa!

Magkakaiba ang presyo pero lahat ay less than 50 petot lang bawat box.

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Try kong i-bake ‘to sa weekend nang magkaalaman kung sing-sarap ko ba ang mga ‘to. Chos!

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“Mas mabuti na ang parating gutom kesa parating broken hearted.”

Monday Humor 02.10.14

DOTA.
Iyan ang Tawag ng mga British na Tatay sa Anak nilang Babae.
DOTA.

A girl posted on Facebook, “Sum 1 cum 2 ma house nd sav me frm boredom.”
A guy replied, “Sending you an English teacher immediately.”

Mga paalala ngayong Valentine’s Day:
– sa labas magpaputok, huwag sa loob kasi delikado
– mahugas ng kamay matapos magpaputok
– gumamit ng plastic balloon para sa kaligtasan.

(ang paalalang ito ay hatid sa inyo ng BAHAY NA WALANG KUSINA KASI SA KAMA PA LANG BUSOG KA NA)

A man’s car broke down outside Pizza Hut last night. So he ordered a pizza to be delivered to his house and then got a lift from the delivery boy.

Quote of the day:
If life gives you melons…go and get a good sports bra.

Nagbreak ang magshota. Sabi ni Lalake sa girlfriend niya: “Ayoko na sa’yo! Gugutumin mo lang yung magiging anak natin. Anong ipapadede mo sa kanya, eh wala ka namang dede.”

A saleslady at Watson’s stares at a man at the personal hygiene section. She has never seen anyone put on deodorant and then put it back on the shelf.

JUAN: “Hoy pare, musta?”
PEDRO: “Oh pare, bakit? Napa-text ka ah.”
JUAN: “Wala naman pare. Nandito lang ako sa jeep. May bago kasi akong cellphone, kunwari may ka-text ako. Para makita nila yung bagöng cell ko.”

A man was blinded by another man. He went to a lawyer to find out how much money he could get. The attorney told him, “Don’t bother, you’ll never see the money.”

A cop pulls a car over for drunk driving. As the car pulls over, the driver stumbles out and shouts, “I swear to drunk I’m not God!”

How To Pick Up Women
–  Dozens of books.
–  Thousand pages to read.
–  Expensive.

How To Pick Up Men
Just say: “Hi, my name is (your name), do you want to get laid?
Success rate: 98%

MISTER: “Sweetheart, bumili ako ng mga flavored condoms. laro tayo. pikit ka tapos hulaan mo kung anong flavor ang suot kong condom.”
MISIS: “Wow. sige ba.”
(Pumikit si misis at ginapang si mister.)
MISIS: “Uuhmm… shawarma flavor?”
MISTER: “Wala pa akong suot eh.”

Wife to her husband: “I’m sorry I made fun of your erectile dysfunction… I hope there’s no hard feelings!”

**All of the above jokes courtesy of MIKE B.

 

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“Ang tunay na gwapo, alam ang kaibahan ng confidence sa kayabangan.”

Bebeboy

Balik-work at balik-Manila na bukas ang bebeboy Kevin ko na umuwi lang dito sa Iligan netong weekend para asikasuhin ang ilang school papers na kelangan sa kumpanyang pinapasukan nya.  At para na rin magsunog ng balat nya sa kalalaro ng frisbee sa loob ng dalawang araw.

Haays…I will miss my bebeboy na naman.

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“The bad news is, time flies really fast. The good news is, we are the pilot.”

Tuesday Humor 01.20.14

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Man texting his girlfriend, “Hey babe, what’s up?”
GF: “Nothing just washing my BOOBS.” MAN: “What?!”
GF: “Yeah. They are dirty. People are all over them most of the time.”
MAN: “Bloody hell!”
GF: “Sorry babe. I mean BOOTS! Damn this Autocorrect!”

Ang Sipon
Kapag Tumigas…
Kulangot. Bow!

Erap Nasa OR.
DOK: “Sir, ituturok ko na yung local anesthesia. Relax sir…”
ERAP: “Dok! Kaya kong magbayad. Yung imported iturok mo. ‘Wag yung local! PAMBIHIRA KA.'”

” Two young kids were always causing trouble so their mother sent one of them to a priest as he was good at disciplining kids. The pastor asks the lad, “Where is Jesus?” The boy gasps but doesn’t answer. The priest asks again, “Where is Jesus?” The boy runs home. His younger brother asks, “What’s going on?” The older boy replies, “Jesus is missing and they are blaming us!”


Just heard a guy say, “I’m just a vegetarian but I eat eggs.”

Dude, that’s like saying, “I’m straight but sometimes I kiss men.”


Pag-ibig.. Kapag dumapo kahit kanino man, hahamakin ang lahat, makapag-load ka lamang.

Magtextmate na magkikita.
GIRL: “Ano tuloy ba tayo bukas?”
BOY: “Oo, huwag kang male-late sana.”
GIRL:”Oo, excited na nga ako eh..”
BOY: “Talaga, bakit naman?”
GIRL: “Wala lang. Ano naman gagawin mo kapag nagkita na tayo?”
BOY: “Siyempre mahihiya muna ako, alagan namang laplapin kita agad!”

BOY: “Ano ba talaga siya sa iyo?”
GIRL: “Huwag mo siyang pagselosan. Kaibigan ko kang yun!”
BOY: “Huwag mong idahilan sakin yan. Kaibigan mo lang din ako noon!”

What is the difference between Frustration and Satisfaction?
What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!

A woman said her husband is so ugly that when he goes to the zoo he has two buy two tickets, one to get in and one to get out.

The most powerful words other than “I LOVE YOU” is an ATM advice that reads, “YOUR SALARY IS CREDITED.”


LALAKE: “May ginawa akong kanta para sa iyo..”
BABAE: “Wow, sweet… gusto ko talaga ng lalaking gumagawa ng kanta. Anong title?”
LALAKE: “Pepe mong amoy isda.”

**All of the above jokes courtesy of MIKE.

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“Hindi lahat ng plastik nare-recycle, yung iba nakakausap mo pa.”

 

Pangontra Sa Ginaw

Eto ang pangontra ko sa lamig ng panahon ngayon at sa “unli-rain” na dala ni Agaton.

Arroz Caldo.

Kalokah tong si Agaton, kung makabuhos ng ulan sa Mindanao eh parang wala ng bukas. Hindi tuloy makapaglaro ang mga aso ko sa labas at panay tulog na lang ang ginagawa. Parang nagsisitabaan na.

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Sana bukas ay OK na ang panahon. Miss ko na si Haring Araw, pramis.

 

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“Maganda ang buhay kaya smile lang.”

 

 

Friday Humor 01.17.14

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"Horrorscope" for 2014:
VP BINAY: Magigising ka na lang isang umaga, may malaking tattoo ka na. Ang nakasulat, "Donated by the Office of the Vice President Jejomar Binay." Kontrahin ang sumpa! Magdasal!
SEC. MAR ROXAS: Mabubuntis si Ate Koring. Si VP Binay ang mapaglilihihan. Good luck!
JANET NAPOLES: Makakatakas ka sa Fort Sto. Domingo bago mag-Hulyo. Ay mali, hindi ka makakatakas! Patatakasin ka! Yamaan!
SEN. BONG REVILLA: Marami pang ibabatong putik sayo. Samantalahin ang publicity! Ituloy ang planong remake ng "Nardong Putik."

HUSBAND: "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
WIFE: "I want to go somewhere I’ve never been to in my entire life?"
HUSBAND: "How about the beauty parlor?"

May nililigawan si Boy..
BOY: "Alam mo…"
GIRL: "Ano?"
BOY: "Hindi ako mayaman para bilhin ang kahapon, pero handa akong utangin ang ngayon, makasama ka lang sa habang panahon."
GIRL: "Aww ang sweet mo… bakit moko gusto makasama sa habang panahon?"
BOY: "Parang ang sarap mo kasing kasex eh."

Two little kids were lying to each other while playing with grandpa watching them. The old man couldn’t help it and said, "During our days, you die if you tell a lie."
One of the kids looked at him and replied, "Wow, and you made it to 80?"

Sa mall pagkatapos kumain..
GF: "Bayaran mo na bill."
BF: "Ok."
GF: "Paki buhat ng bag ko."
BF: "Ok."
GF: "Wala na akong load, pasahan mo ako."
BF: "Ok."
GF: "Pumara ka na ng taxi…"
BF: "Ok."
(nung nakasakay na ng taxi)
GF: "Ano gagawin natin?"
BF: "Sex tayo?"
GF: "Ayoko!"
BF: "Bakit?"
GF: "Dahil ang girlfriend ay minamahal at di ginagawang parausan!"
BF: "Sige, pero ang boyfriend ay minamahal at di rin ginagawang taga libre, taga bitbit ng bag, taga pasa load at di ginagawang utusan! Sobra ka na! Break na tayo!"
GF: "Sex tayo?"
BF: "Ok."
LESSON: Nagrereklamo ang mga babae na malibog ang mga lalake pero dahil sa libog na yan, nakakalamang sila sa mga lalake.

FIRE CHIEF’S EX-WIFE HOUSE CATCHES FIRE AS THE FIREMEN WATCHES.
The Chief was quoted as saying, "Well, she has a restraining order against me and all my family, and us guys at the fire house are just one big family."

A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business like his own opened up next door and put up a huge sign which read "BEST DEALS."
He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign reading "LOWEST PRICES."
The shopkeeper panicked till he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his shop that read "MAIN ENTRANCE."

Inuwi ni boy si girl matapos ang first date nila. Nung nasa pintuan na ng bahay ni girl..
GIRL: "Kape ka muna bago ka umuwi."
BOY: "Wow, sure!"
Pumasok ang dalawa at pinaupo ang lalake sa sofa. Nung nakaupo na si boy, biglang hinalikan ni girl si boy at pinatugan. Nilabas na ni girl ang nota ni boy at nagtanggal ng panty..
BOY: "Teka, huwag mong kalimutan yung…"
GIRL: "Yung condom? Don’t worry, nagpi-pills ako. Safe na safe." (sabay kindat at ngiti)
BOY: "Hindi, yung kape ko, natakam ako eh."
LESSON: Madaling umasa ang mga lalake sa mga pangako ng mga babae kahit hindi ito minsan naman tinutupad… kawawa ang mga lalake.

A man got banned from a bookstore for moving the "CAUTION: WET FLOOR" sign to the erotic section of the store.

Ang lalake pag biglang nawala, nag MOVE ON na.
Ang babae kapag biglang nawala, BUNTIS.

A lady boarded a fully loaded bus. A middle-aged man who is seated ignored her.
She asks, "Excuse me, sir, would you mind standing so a pregnant lady can sit?" He stands up for her and he saw she doesn’t look pregnant.
He says, "Excuse me, miss, how long have you been pregnant?"
She replies, "About 5 minutes, and boy, my legs are tired!"

A man said his wife has so many shoes in their bedroom looks like the entrance to a mosque.

TODAY’s BANAT: 

“Miss,paki sabi naman sa boobs mo na tigilan na iyong pagtingin sa mata ko.”

BOY: "Bakit di mo pa ako sinasagot?"
GIRL: "Ganun talaga kapag dalagang pilipina… mahinhin, konserbatibo, at matagal magpaligaw."
BOY: "Pero mahal kita."
GIRL: "Mahal mo ba talaga ako?"
BOY: "Oo mahal na mahal."
GIRL: "Kaya mo bang isigaw sa buong mundo na mahal mo ako?"
BOY: "Oo… kayang kaya."
GIRL: "Sige nga patunayan mo."
BOY: (bumulong sa tenga ng girl) "mahal kita?"
GIRL: "Bakit sakin mo lang binulong?"
BOY: "Kasi ikaw ang mundo ko."
GIRL: "Wow ha… chupain kita diyan eh."

**All of the above jokes courtesy of MIKE.

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“Kapag mas marami na ang bad memories kaysa sa good ones. It’s time for you to walk away.”

Weder-Weder Lang

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Malalaglag na yata utong ko sa tigas at lamig ng panahon ngayon ah! Lol!

Since last week pa nag-uulan dito sa “bansa” namin sa Mindanao. Sa umaga, ang ginaw-ginaw. Hirap bumangon at talagang masusubukan ang tapang mo sa lamig ng tubig kahit maghihilamos lang. Eh wala pa naman akong water heater sa banyo namin, that means last week pa akong walang ligo at puro wisik-wisik lang akey. Waaah! Charot lang.

Hays, buti na lang alaws akong jowa na aamoy-amoy sa akin. :D

Heniwey, di naman buong taon taglamig ang panahon dito sa Pinas kaya keri lang ang ganitong weder. Pansamantala lang ‘to.

Kesa ma-imbyerna, mas minabuti kong samantalahin at i-enjoy ang weder sa pamamagitan ng paglalabas ng mga tinatago kong mga turtle neck blouses, mufflers, mga sosyaling fur coats ko at magsuot ng leather hand gloves at boots kahit nasa bahay lang ako. Exajs! Hahaha! Walang basagin ng trip.

Happy Thursday, lovelies!

 

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“One of the most rewarding moments in life is when you finally find the courage to let go of what you can’t change.”

Thursday Humor 01.16.14

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LALAKE: “Good afternoon, baby! Kamusta ang araw mo?”
BABAE: “Ok naman, baby, ikaw? Kamusta?”
LALAKE: “Great. Namamasyal. Lahat ng nakikita ko ay nagpapaalala sa magandang mukha mo.”
BABAE: “Awww! Nasaan ka ba ngayon, baby?”
LALAKE: “Sa zoo.”

TANONG:  Ano’ng  gamot ang ‘hayop’ panlunas sa pigsa?
SAGOT: Cat-ialis

Kapag pinakyu ka ng crush o asawa mo, dapat matuwa ka!
Pucha!
Inaya ka na nga, tatanggi ka pa?

Scientists have revealed today that they have found a new drug for depressed lesbians.
It’s called TRYADIXAGAIN.

Tweet ni Sen. Nancy Binay:
"Nakaka trauma talaga diyan sa Quiapo. Magsisimba ako nung pista, bigla ba naman akong pinagbabato ng towels!"
Maligayang Pista ng Poong Nazareno!

Sa isang klase..
GURO: "Boys, remember nothing is impossible!"
PEDRO: "Ok, sir! Paano niyo po mababalik iyong toothpaste doon sa tube niya?"

MEN say they are stronger than WOMEN.
I think that’s a big fat lie.
*Can MEN carry a 7 pound baby in their belly for 9 mos?
*Can they cook, clean & talk on the phone at the same time?
*Can they walk all day on a 5-inch heels?
*Can they cry all night & then wake up the next morning like everything is ok?
*Can they stay alive after 5 days of bleeding?
Remember, women are only helpless until their nail polish dries!

Magka-text ng dalawang magkaibigang babae:
MARIA: "Yeah! Nabawasan ako ng 5 pounds!"
LINA: "Bakit? Tinanggal mo na ba  iyong make-up sa mukha mo?"

A man bought a cheese grater for a blind friend.
Said the blind man, "It was the most violent book he ever read."

Kapag ang isang babae ay hindi hindi kagandahan pero maganda ang katawan, ang tawag "HIPON." Eh paano kung isang grupo? "OKOY," ganun?

A wife is suffering from depression. She phoned her husband, "I feel like jumping in front of a bus and you’re not doing anything to help me!"
He sent her a bus timetable.

A 13 year old girl at a lingerie shop..
GIRL: "Can i see your bras?"
CLERK: "36?"
GIRL: "Smaller."
CLERK: "32?"
GIRL: "Smaller."
CLERK: "24?"
GIRL: "Smaller."
CLERK: "20?"
GIRL: "Smaller."
CLERK: "Miss, you must put some Clearasil, it must be pimple!"

**All of the above jokes courtesy of MIKE.

 

 

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"Treat your guy on how to treat you like a queen."

Shoe Selfie

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Naks! Sumu-shoeselfie ang Mamaru.

Haping-hapi akels kasi may nag-donate ng shoepatos para pangrampa ko sa palengke.

Oo, pampalengke ko ‘to kasi palengke lang naman ang madalas na puntahan ko pag lumalabas. :D

Maiinggit na naman sa akin ang mga tindera ng isda sa bagong shoeses ko. Charot!

 

 

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"Do the things that makes you happy."