BOY: "What’s a man?"
DAD: "A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you."
BOY: "When I grow up, I’ll be a man like Mom."
Sa Star Magic Ball, ano nasa isip ni Papa PJ nang makita si Shaina?
1. “oh, nice boobs, sarap.”
2. “kakainggit, sana may ganun din ako.”
If you are going to criticize a woman’s figure or any aspect of her appearance, please make 100% sure that you are either Brad Pitt or Johnny Depp.
“Alam niyo ba kapag binaliktad niyo ang SABAW?”
— Matatapon ito.
MAN1: "I don’t understand the point of lap-dancing clubs!"
MAN1: "If I wanted a woman to take my money and sexually frustrate me, I would have stayed home with my wife!"
NURSE sucked Dave’s FINGER in HER MOUTH after BLOOD TEST.
Then Dave STARTED DANCING .
NURSE: "Why are you DANCING?"
DAVE: "Next is URINE TEST!"
A man found a lamp in the street. He rubbed it. It blasted & the man died.
Moral Lesson: not everything belongs to ALADIN, some things belong to BINLADIN..
First day ng school, nagpakilala yung titser sa mga estudyante nya,
TITSER: “Class, My name is Miss Pukre, remember with an ‘R’!” (para hindi magkamali yung mga estudyante nya)
"Good Morning Miss Pukre," sabi ng mga estudyante. Napansin ni titser na hindi nakikinig si Juan.
TITSER: "Hoy Juan, nakikinig ka ba?"
JUAN: "Opo Ma’am"
TITSER: "O sige anung pangalan ko? Remember with an R!"
JUAN: "Ah..eh..Miss Prekprek?"
A man sat in a bar with his wife. She looked at him and said, "Why are you looking at that women with the big breasts sitting over there?
"You’re crazy! I didn’t even noticed her big breasts!" he replied.
"So why are you staring at her?"
"She got no panties on."
UTOT– Yan yung kaluluwa ng mga pagkaing kinain mo.
Saan kayo dito?
Photogenic -gwapo/maganda sa picture..
Telegenic – gwapo/maganda sa video..
Autogenic – gwapo/maganda dahil may auto
Layogenic – gwapo/maganda kapag malayo
Talikogenic – gwapo/maganda pag nakatalikod0
Peragenic -gwapo/maganda maganda dahil rich
Akogenic – gwapo/maganda sa personal
“Turn On: Yung lalakeng kumakain ng bubog.”