"Oh she takes care of herself. She can wait if she wants. She's ahead of her time. Oh and she never gives out. And she never gives in. She just changes her mind..."
-- Billy Joel's "She's Always A Woman To me" 
Juan: badtrip pare! Nanood ako sine kanina, ubos P1000 ko!
Pedro: ha? Bakit?
Juan: bili ako ng bili ng ticket, pinupunit kc nung babae sa pinto, parang tanga!
attorney: kailan birthday mo mr. president?
erap: april 19.
attorney: anong taon?
erap: taon-taon! tanga! attorney ka ba talaga?!.
Anak: itay, anO tawag sa english ng UTOT?
itay: WIND Of Change..
Anak: eh ung utOt n wLang 2nOg?
itay: SOUND Of SiLence..
Anak: ung utot n my daLang ebak?
itay: DUST in d Wind..
Anak: eh ung ndi cnasdyang utOt?
itay: yan ang CareLess Whisper!
Customer: ibalik mo pera ko Nkasulat sa tag ng t-shirt na bnili ko: “Guaranty No Shrinking”
Isang laba ko lang, nagshrink na.
Tindera: Ma’m, Made in China yan, right to left ang pagbasa pag
Chinese. ”Shrinking No Guaranty”