Monday Humor

 
 
 
 

SALESGIRL: You can’t smoke here.
CUSTOMER: But I bought from this shop.
SALESGIRL: We sell condom too, but it doesnt mean you can fuck here.

TEACHER: What is meant by serial killer?
GIRL: The man who adds poison in someone’s cereal.

GIRL: Any love cards?
SHOPKEEPER: How about this, it says To the only boy I ever loved.
GIRL: Great! I want 10 of them .

REPORTER: How does it feel to become a millionaire?
MILLIONAIRE: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.

TEACHER: Why are you late for school?
KID: Because of the Sign.
TEACHER: What Sign?
KID: It says "School ahead, go slow"

LITTLE GIRL: Mom! Boy next door have a penis like a peanut.
MOM: Do you mean it is small.
GIRL: No Mom! Its salty.

A French in a hotel in NY, phoned room service for pepper.
ATTENDANT: Black pepper or white pepper?
FRENCH: Toilette pepper!

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The Longest Password

For your daily smile, peeps!

During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:

“mickeyminnieplutohueylouiedeweydonaldgoofysacramento”

When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.