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Monday Humor

 
 
 
 

SALESGIRL: “You can’t smoke here.”
CUSTOMER: “But I bought from this shop.”
SALESGIRL: “We sell condom too, but it doesn’t mean you can fuck here.”

TEACHER: “What is meant by serial killer?”
GIRL: “The man who adds poison in someone’s cereal.”

GIRL: “Any love cards?”
SHOPKEEPER: “How about this, it says ‘To the only boy I ever loved’.”
GIRL: “Great! I want 10 of them .”

REPORTER: “How does it feel to become a millionaire?”
MILLIONAIRE: “Sad, because I am not a billionaire.”

TEACHER: “Why are you late for school?”
KID: “Because of the Sign.”
TEACHER: “What Sign?”
KID: “It says "School ahead, go slow"

LITTLE GIRL: “Mom! Boy next door have a penis like a peanut.”
MOM: “Do you mean it is small.”
GIRL: “No Mom! Its salty.”

A French in a hotel in NY, phoned room service for pepper.
ATTENDANT: “Black pepper or white pepper?”
FRENCH: “Toilette pepper!”

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Kalurkey!

With matching kapeng barako sa umaga, kinumpleto ng mga piktyurs na itu ang umaga ni Mamaru.

Sino ba naman ang hindi mangingiti dito.

 

Kalurkey!!!!

Photos via: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/

GOOD MORNING, PILIPAYNS! :P

The Longest Password

For your daily smile, peeps!

During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:

“mickeyminnieplutohueylouiedeweydonaldgoofysacramento”

When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.

Ano Ang Pagkakaiba?

Ng Mendoza hostage-drama pictures na ‘to kagabi…

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Dito…

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Kalurkey!

Kalokang Imahinasyon

Gustong-gusto ko ang mga ganitong piktyurs. Aliw!

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Ang Galing! Nakaka-el! Lol!

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Gwaaark! Uwak!

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Kapag nagigipit...sa patalim kumakapit?

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Babyboom!

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Napapagitnaan ng dalawang nag-uumpugang itlog?

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Funny Wedding Pics

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Foto A Day

SMILE! Everyone loves a moron.

Happy weekend, folks!

Oral Sex

Nagbago na ako.

Hindi na ako nagpupunta sa mga porn sites. Lol!

Kaya naman sa mga ganitong larawan na lang ako tumitingin at nai-enhance pa imagination ko. :P

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Hays…eh kasi naman, mahigit kalahating taon pa hihintayin ko bago umuwi si Kups ko. Saklap talaga buhay ni Mamaru. Lol!

Buti pa ang sepilyo…may totpeyst! :(

How a Real Man uses a Post-It-Note:

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Quote of the day:
“He who laughs last thinks slowest.”

Summer Naaaa!

Ramdam nyo na ba ang init ng panahon?

If YES, eh ano naman ngayon? Wahaha!

Hays… dagsaan na naman ang mga pipol sa mga beaches.

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Siempre kung may beaches, siguradong dudumog din ang mga bitches.

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Tiyak ko, palawlawan at paiksian na naman ng damit ang mga bebot.

Sa mga nasa bahay lang, sigurado ko rin na biglang spike ang electric bill nyo ngayong buong summer dahil sa halos 24 hours na andar ng air conditioner nyo.

At dun sa mga nagbabalak maglagay ng air condition unit sa tinitirhan nila, huwag nyo sana gagayahin ang engot na ‘to na parang nakikipag appointment na rin kay San Pedro magka-AC lang. Wag maging pasaway!

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