Student: “Sir, kamusta po grades ko?”
Teacher: “Aba, Iha. Kasing ganda ng buhok mo!”
Student: “Talaga po?!”
Teacher: “Oo iha. Parang hair mo! …Bagsak na bagsak!”
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QUOTABLE QUOTES
- Ang taong nagigipit…sa bumbay kumakapit.
- Pag may usok…may nag-iihaw.
- Ang taong naglalakad nang matulin… may utang.
- No guts, no glory… no ID, no entry.
- Birds of the same feather that prays together… stays together.
- Kapag may sinuksok at walang madukot, may nandukot.
- Ang buhay ay parang bato, it’s hard.
- Walang matigas na tinapay sa gutom na tao.
- Birds of the same feather make a good feather duster.
- Kapag may taga, may tahi.
- Huli man daw at magaling, undertime pa rin.
