#TeamKris

 

Sa dalawang KASHITAN na pinag-uusapan mula pa yata noong isang araw sa buong Pilipinas, yung tungkol kay (1) Chiz Escudero–Heart Evangelista (2) James Yap-Kris Aquino, dito sa James-Kris na usapin ako mas interesado. Hehe!

At bilang isang aminado na CHISMOSA, tutok to the max ako sa ingay ng kashitan ng dating mag-asawa.

Heniweys, wa ako pakels sa sasabihin ng iba, basta Team Kris ako. Period!

Kever kung masuka, maumay at magtae kayo sa kababasa ng tungkol kay KRIS basta bibigyan ko pa rin sya ng espasyo sa blog ko at iko-quote ko pa rin ang mga tweets na tungkol sa kanya ng isa sa mga personalidad na kina-AALIWAN ko ng sobra sa Twitter – si Nunca Valderama. Pareho kasi kami ng manok. :D

 

PART 1 – March 21, 2013

Nunca Valderama ?@NuncaValderama

“I read before that "There are two kinds of men you don’t eff with: Those who are into women & those into men. Find the one who is into YOU".”

Nunca Valderama ?@NuncaValderama 

“My favorite Tita Cory once told Tetay: "For someone so intelligent, bakit pagdating sa lalake, napakaboba mo?"

Nunca Valderama ?@NuncaValderama

“Yes, Tetay Aquino is an intelligent woman but when it comes to her man, she gives it all. Hindi siya nagtira for her self. She gambled all.”

Nunca Valderama ?@NuncaValderama

“James Yap is CLEARLY not into Kris. He is into women. He is into comfort. He is into Kris’ millions. Proof? The 50/50 agreement. #GoldDigger”

Nunca Valderama ?@NuncaValderama 

“But Tetay AQUINO like a true child of law, did not even prolong the case but GAVE what James demanded. Millions she toiled in hard SWEAT.”

Nunca Valderama ?@NuncaValderama

“Did Tetay ever used her MEGAWATT influence to get even with James Yap? A FAT NO. Mr James Yap plays for San Miguel to this day. Now tell me

Nunca Valderama ?@NuncaValderama 

“James Yap’s love for Tetay was MEASURED during their annulment case. And boy, he FAILED when he demanded 50% of Tetay’s OWN money.

Nunca Valderama ?@NuncaValderama

“If James Yap truly loved Tetay, even if the law was on his side, he wouldn’t demand $$$ he didn’t truly deserve. That is GOLD DIGGING!

Nunca Valderama ?@NuncaValderama

“You have to realize that Tetay’s millions is not from the "katas of Hacienda Luisita" but from her years of pagpupuyat and pagsusumikap.”

Nunca Valderama ?@NuncaValderama 

“In short, the millions that Tetay gave and PAID James is from the blood, sweat and tears of this self-made woman. You should remember that!”

Nunca Valderama ?@NuncaValderama

“The mere FACT that Tetay did not REQUIRE James to sign a Pre-Nuptial agreement is TESTAMENT to her true intention that she loves him 200%.”

Nunca Valderama ?@NuncaValderama

“Tetay Aquino was MEASURED when she entered the marriage without any protection from the law. That is the true meaning of UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.”

Nunca Valderama ?@NuncaValderama

“And James Yap used that to his advantage when they separated by DEMANDING $$ he did NOT clearly deserve. Now tell me who is the MANIPULATOR!”

Nunca Valderama ?@NuncaValderama

“How dare James Yap use the "Malacañan card" on this current saga. It is NOT in the character of the Aquinos to power-trip. We all know that!”

Nunca Valderama ?@NuncaValderama

“Now let’s go to the request for Permanent Protection Order that Tetay filed in Makatí court. She was given a Temporary PO for 30 days.”

Nunca Valderama ?@NuncaValderama

“Republic Act 9262 or The Anti-Violence against Women and their Children provides redress for violations of the rights of women & their kids.”

Nunca Valderama ?@NuncaValderama

“The RA penalizes an act committed against a FORMER WIFE which result in psychological harm or suffering thru acts of COERCION or HARASSMENT.”

Nunca Valderama ?@NuncaValderama

“James Yap tried to kiss Tetay in her very swanky One Roxás Triangle apartment which traumatized her. What a douchèbag this James. Horrors!”

Nunca Valderama ?@NuncaValderama 

“And you have stupid fans now who are hating Tetay for making "api" James. QUE BARBARIDAD naman dear fans. MAG-ISIP cayo! Mga boba! Mga gago!”

Nunca Valderama ?@NuncaValderama

“What is equality? It is treating equal the rich and the poor EQUAL in the eyes of the law. Let us be fair to Tetay in this case.”

Nunca Valderama ?@NuncaValderama

“Let us NOT use it against her that just because her brother is the President, she does not have any right of redress against that James Yap.”

Nunca Valderama ?@NuncaValderama

“Tetay Aquino like every Juan De La Cruz and Pacita Santos have the RIGHT to be heard in court and be given remedy. That is equality.”

Nunca Valderama ?@NuncaValderama

“When you’re on the side of truth, you can touch the sky. Rise, Tetay. Good night and good luck! Xx”

PART 2 – March 22, 2013

Nunca Valderama ?@NuncaValderama

“I BELIEVE Tetay 1000%. She is CREDIBLE, HONEST and is a GREAT MOTHER. Can the gutter James Yap say the same? A FAT NO. Let me enumerate why.”

Nunca Valderama ?@NuncaValderama

“Who is James Yap? To say he is a MAN is a lie. Binaboy niya ang pagkababae ni Kris & their marriage when he allowed Hope to suck his cock.”

Nunca Valderama ?@NuncaValderama

“Niyurakan ni James Yap the unconditional love Tetay gave her when he DEMANDED and GOT 60 MILLION of Tetay’s blood, sweat and tears.”

Nunca Valderama ?@NuncaValderama

“Tetay Aquino NEVER discounted her love for James when she embraced his uncouth family even INVITING her "Mom-in-law" to live in One Roxas.”

Nunca Valderama ?@NuncaValderama

“Pero ano ang ginawa ni James? He LIVED like a King. Sinandalan niya ang cayod calabaw na si Tetay. He NEVER paid for electricity nor food.”

Nunca Valderama ?@NuncaValderama

“To quote my Yaya no. 2 last night who is so MAD on James "Titi lang ang puhunan ni James". He doesn’t have the qualities of a good father.” 

Nunca Valderama ?@NuncaValderama

“I recommend SOLE CUSTODY of Bimby to Tetay. To allow James to be with Bimby is to allow him to POLLUTE his son, a potential President.”

Nunca Valderama ?@NuncaValderama

“Do we need another James Yap in this country? A FAT NO. Bimby should grow into the loving household of the Aquinos and NOT with this player.”

Nunca Valderama ?@NuncaValderama

“No good mother will allow her son to grow in an environment of hate. Bimby deserves to live in peace. To find his own road in this world.”

Nunca Valderama ?@NuncaValderama

“The character of James Yap is dubious. Remember when he hit a PBA player na "patraydor" and he ran away. Is that a quality of a GENTLEMAN?”

Nunca Valderama ?@NuncaValderama

“But Tetay Aquino has balls. The type of people who usually hates her are the inggiteras, social climbers, idiots, crabs, & the pretentious.”

Nunca Valderama ?@NuncaValderama 

“Now tell me! Are you hating Tetay because you envy her life? You envy that millions love her? And that you will never have her prominence?”

Nunca Valderama ?@NuncaValderama

“To the haters of Tetay, you will never win. Your obscurity will eat you up. May you all rest in peace. (((hyena laugh)))”

 

 

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"Mga buwiset kayo, Kris and Heart!!" – Sultan Kiram

Esep-Esep 5

  • Nag-iba na naman ang  takbo ng body clock ko. Kung dati rati nagigising ako ng 5:30 ng umaga, ngayon as early as 4am, gising na ang lola nyo! Waaah! Tulog pa yata ang Diyos, eh gising na aketch! Mag–iisang linggo na akong ganitetch, kaya naman nilalatag ko na lang sa kama ng maaga rin ang pagal pero yummylicious kong katawan. Sinisikap kong 9pm pa lang, nakahiga na ako para makakuha ng 7 hrs na tulog. Hays… isa lang talaga ang ibig sabihin  nitetch…tanders na nga ako. Huhuhu!
  • Maingay na pinag uusapan ngayon dito sa Pilipinas yung tungkol sa lumabas na cellphone video ng isang police brutality. Yung video ng pagto-torture sa isang snatcher slash holdaper slash kriminal sa Tondo. Dios mio! Tinalian ba naman yung etits nung kawawang mama at hinila-hila ang ting-a-ling-a-ling-ding-dong nya! Hmmmn! Nabibigyan tuloy ng idea yung mga nagdurusang misis kung ano gagawin dun sa ari ng mga mister nilang hindi makuntento sa iisang pekpek.
  • Araw-araw na lang at tuwing hapon umuulan dito sa amin. Pag napapatingin ako sa ulan na bumabagsak sa lupa, isa lang ang nasasabi ko sa sarili ko. “Mabuti pa ang lupa…nadidiligan!” Wahaha!
  • Ang pinay ay known na resilient, matiisin hangga’t kayang magtiis. Mapag pasensya, mapag intindi at yung iba ay martir pa nga kahit na inuumbag na sila ng mister nila.  Sa  usapang hiwalayan nina Kris Aquino at James Yap, gusto pa ni James Yap na ayusin ang marriage nila di ba? Eto ang masasabi ko,  bihira sa pinay o sa babae ang hindi mapagbigay. Pero pag ang babae  talaga ay naibigay na ang lahat ng kaya niyang ibigay ng sarili nya sa isang  relasyon, at pag umayaw na si babae , eh ayaw na talaga!  Kaya ikaw James Yap, asa ka pa!
  • Tip para sa mga nagbabalak kumuha ng katulong o kasambahay. Pag  ang katulong na bagong hire ay malakas ang loob  na gusto na agad umutang o kaya nakikiusap na agad ng advance kahit kabago-bago pa lang  – wag na kayo mag anu-ano pa, tsugihin nyo na agad! Maniwala kayo, hindi magandang palatandaan ang ganung klaseng katulong. Hindi yan magtatagal sa inyo, pramis! Sayang lang ang effort nyo sa pakikisama.  At least man lang sana ay 3 months muna sya magtrabaho sa inyo bago sya magpakapal muks na mag advance o mangutang, di ba?

Esep-Esep 2

  • Similarities meron si Jason Ivler at Michael Scofield of Prison Break? Parehong tadtad ng tattoo ang bodylicious ng dalawang hombres, parehong mga skinhead cuties at parehong yummylicious! Wraaar! Lol! Kaibahan? Isang kontrabida at yung isa ay bida. Kay Jason Ivler, wag na wag kang tatanga-tanga sa pagda-drive dahil pag natiyempuhan ka ng mokong na yan sa daan…siguradong may paglalagyan ka. Nyay!
  • Sa hiwalayang Kris Aquino at James Yap: Tama si Ai-ai de las Alas sa advice nya kay friendship Krissy nya: isauli si James sa nanay nya! See, kung ano laki ng titi ni James (“Big Bird” tawag sa kanya nung girl sa James Yap-Hope Centeno scandal di ba?) ay sya naman liit naman yata ng utak nya. Ewan ko ba, natatangahan ako sa mukha ni James Yap. Parang hindi marunong mag isip eh. Naaalibadbaran lang ako sa mga sagot nya tuwing may interview sa TV.
  • Sa mala-gintong presyo ng asukal ngayon (more than 1$ ang isang kilo): pasalamat ako that I’m sweet enough. Derpor, hindi ako affected.
  • Pag nakikita ko ang campaign Ad ni Rey Langit sa TV: sana ma-realize ni Rey Langit na hindi nya talaga kasangga ang langit. Ang kulit nya ha!
  • Sa 2.5  feet na haba ng balota na gagamitin sa darating na “computerized” election, isang word lang ang inaasahan kong siguradong mangyayari – CHAOS!
  • Habang tumatagal, mas lalo lang ako nai-inlab sa Kups ko. Uyyyyyy!  Di nga, just a mere thought of him…nakikiliti na agad ang t*ngle ko. Wahaha!

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