Latest Cinema Releases 1

Madami akong movies na na-miss last year – mga hindi napanood. Mantakin mo, eh ako na lang yata ang tao (magandang tao po ) dito sa mundo ang hindi pa   nakapanood  ng AVATAR hanggang ngayon. Hays, aym sats a loooser!

Pramis ko this year…hindi na ako magpapaiwan sa panahon. Magsisipag na ako manood ng latest porn movies.

Buti na lang at may apps akong nai-download dito sa selpon ko para ipaalam sa akin ang mga latest movies na out na ngayon sa mga sinehan.

Sa mga latest movies na nakalista sa phone ko, eto ang mga trip kong panoorin pag nahagilap ko ang mga dibidi nila dun sa mga pirata.  Hehehe! Joke! lang! Sus, sa kuripot kong ‘to, walang mapapala sa akin ang mga pirata. Wala silang kita sa akin, hindi nila ako mabebentahan. Masipag si Kevin at mga pamangkin ko magdownload ng movies galing internet…mangongopya na lang ako sa kanila.

  • “The Tourist”

The TouristGenre: Thriller
Cast: Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie

Short Synopsis: The Tourist revolves around Frank (Depp), an American visiting Italy to mend a broken heart. Elise (Jolie) is an extraordinary woman who deliberately crosses his path. Against the breathtaking backdrop of Venice, Frank pursues a potential romance but soon finds himself the pursued as he and Elise are caught in a whirlwind of intrigue and danger.

  • “Love And Other Drugs”

love and other drugsGenre: Comedy
Cast: Jake Gyllenhaal, Anne Hathaway

Short Synopsis: Hathaway portrays Maggie, an alluring free spirit who won‘t let anyone – or anything – tie her down. But she meets her match in Jamie (Gyllenhaal), whose relentless and nearly infallible charm serve him well with the ladies and in the cutthroat world of pharmaceutical sales. Maggie and Jamie‘s evolving relationship takes them both by surprise, as they find themselves under the influence of the ultimate drug: love.

  • “The Girl Who Kicked The Hornets’ Nest”

The Girl Who Kicked The Hornets' NestGenre: Cult / Foreign language / Thriller
Cast: Michael Nyqvist, Noomi Rapace

Short Synopsis: Lisbeth Salander is plotting her revenge – against the man who tried to kill her, and against the government institutions that very nearly destroyed her life. But it is not going to be a straightforward campaign. After taking a bullet to the head, Salander is under close supervision in Intensive Care, and is set to face trial for three murders and one attempted murder on her eventual release. With the help of journalist Mikael Blomkvist and his researchers at Millennium magazine, Salander must not only prove her innocence, but identify and denounce the corrupt politicians that have allowed the vulnerable to become victims of abuse and violence. Once a victim herself, Salander is now ready to fight back.

  • “Unstoppable”

unstoppable Genre: Action / Adventure / Thriller
Cast: Chris Pine, Denzel Washington, Rosario Dawson

Short Synopsis: A massive unmanned locomotive, nicknamed ‘The Beast‘ and loaded with toxic cargo, roars through the countryside, vaporizing anything put in front of it. A veteran engineer (Washington) and a young conductor (Pine), aboard another train in the runaway‘s path, devise an incredible plan to try and stop it – and prevent certain disaster in a heavily populated area.

  • “London Boulevard”

london blvd Genre: Romance / Crime
Cast: Keira Knightley, Colin Farrell, Stephen Graham, Jamie Campbell Bower, Anna Friel, David Thewlis, Ray Winstone, Ophelia Lovibond, Eddie Marsan, Ben Chaplin

Short Synopsis: Based on the book by Ken Bruen, “London Boulevard” is the story of a man newly released from prison who falls in love with a reclusive young movie star and finds himself in a duel with a vicious gangster.

  • “Machete”

machete Genre: Action / Adventure / Thriller / Crime
Cast: Danny Trejo, Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba, Steven Seagal, Michelle Rodriguez, Lindsay Lohan

Short Synopsis: He looked like just another day laborer from the streets, and the perfect fall guy for a crooked political assassination. But he turned out to be MACHETE, a legendary ex–Federale with a deadly attitude and the skills to match.Left for dead after clashing with notorious Mexican drug kingpin Torrez, Machete has escaped to Texas, looking to disappear and forget his tragic past. But what he finds is a web of corruption and deceit that leaves a bullet in a senator and Machete a wanted man.
Machete sets out to clear his name and expose a deep conspiracy. But standing in his way are Booth, a ruthless businessman with an endless payroll of killers; Von, a twisted border vigilante leading a small army; and Sartana, a beautiful immigrations officer torn between enforcing the law and doing what is right.Helping Machete even the odds are Luz, a sexy taco–truck lady with a rebellious spirit and revolutionary heart, and Padre, a priest who‘s good with blessings, but better with guns.Carving a path of bullets, blood, and broken hearts, Machete‘s quest ultimately leads him back to Torrez for an epic battle of revenge and redemption.Or as Machete puts it: “They just f––––d with the wrong Mexican.”

  • “The American”

the american Genre: Drama / Thriller
Cast: George Clooney, Bruce Altman, Thekla Reuten

Short Synopsis: Jack reports to the Italian countryside, where he holes up in a small town and relishes being away from death for a spell. The assignment, as specified by a Belgian woman, Mathilde, is in the offing as a weapon is constructed. Surprising himself, Jack seeks out the friendship of local priest Father Benedetto and pursues romance with local woman Clara. But by stepping out of the shadows, Jack may be tempting fate.

  • “Burlesque”

burlesque Genre: Drama / Music
Cast: Christina Aguilera, Cher, Kristen Bell, Stanley Tucci, Cam Gigandet, Alan Cumming, Julianne Hough, Eric Dane

Short Synopsis: After stumbling upon The Burlesque Lounge, a majestic but ailing theater that is home to an inspired musical revue, Ali lands a job as a cocktail waitress from Tess (Cher), the club‘s proprietor and headliner. Burlesque‘s outrageous costumes and bold choreography enrapture the young ingenue, who vows to perform there one day. Soon enough, Ali builds a friendship with a featured dancer (Julianne Hough), finds an enemy in a troubled, jealous performer (Kristen Bell), and garners the affection of Jack (Cam Gigandet), a bartender and fellow musician. With the help of a sharp–witted stage manager (Stanley Tucci) and gender–bending host (Alan Cumming), Ali makes her way from the bar to the stage. Her spectacular voice restores The Burlesque Lounge to its former glory, though not before a charismatic entrepreneur (Eric Dane) arrives with an enticing proposal…

  • “Little Fockers”

little fockers Genre: Comedy
Cast: Ben Stiller, Robert De Niro, Owen Wilson, Blythe Danner, Jessica Alba, Teri Polo, Harvey Keitel, Laura Dern, Barbra Streisand

Short Synopsis: It has taken 10 years, two little Fockers with wife Pam (Polo) and countless hurdles for Greg to finally get ‘in‘ with his tightly wound father–in–law, Jack. After the cash–strapped dad takes a job moonlighting for a drug company, however, Jack‘s suspicions about his favorite male nurse come roaring back.

When Greg and Pam‘s entire clan – including Pam‘s lovelorn ex, Kevin (Owen Wilson) – descends for the twins‘ birthday party, Greg must prove to the skeptical Jack that he‘s fully capable as the man of the house. But with all the misunderstandings, spying and covert missions, will Greg pass Jack‘s final test and become the family‘s next patriarch…or will the circle of trust be broken for good?

  • “The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader”

Narnia Genre: Action / Adventure / Fantasy
Cast: Ben Barnes, Skandar Keynes, Georgie Henley, Will Poulter

Short Synopsis: Lucy and Edmond are spending a dreary holiday with their cousin Eustace Clarence Scrub, who is a rather dour and mean spirited little boy. They are unexpectedly drawn into Narnia when a painting of a ship on the wall of Lucy‘s room comes to life, and the three children fall into the ocean to be rescued by The Dawn Treader.

Once safely on board, Lucy and Edmond are greeted by their friend Caspian (now King Caspian) who has undertaken a quest to find the seven lost Lords of Narnia, as he had previously promised to Aslan. Lucy and Edmond are delighted to be back in Narnia, but Eustace is less than enthusiastic. Reepicheep is also on board, as he has vowed to find the seas of the ‘utter east‘.