Friday Humor 09.18.15

11138100_504872329670888_1440181836318338858_n

INDAY: “Ma’am, ginapang ako kagabi, di ako ‘sure’ kung sino kasi madilim. Pero palagay ko, si Sir yun kasi may bolitas!”
MA’AM: “Hoy!.. wag mong mapag-bintang-bintangan ang sir mo ha! Yung driver natin ang me bolitas, hndi ang Sir mo, ano ka?”

Lahat ng itlog umaalat kapag pinapawisan.
Lahat ng tahong nangangamoy kapag di hinugasan.
Lahat tayo may baho. Huwag magmataas diyan!

“Doctor, I keep thinking I am a goat.”
“How long have you had this feeling?”
“Ever since I was a kid.”

A man called his doctor and said, “Doctor, I think my wife has come down with a case of laryngitis.”
“Bring her into my clinic then,”
the doctor replied, “and I’ll see what I can do.”
“Actually, I was hoping you could tell me how to prolong it.”

TANONG: Alam mo ba theme song ng mag-asawang bulag while making love?

SAGOT: Eh di “Dito Ba”

Dear Boys,
Kung mag-GF kayo isa-isa lang, ha? Kasi di yan raffle promo na the m0re entries u have the m0re chances of winning.

Dear Girls,
Kung madami nanliligaw sa inyo, isa lang sagutin, ha? Kasi di ka kape na 3-in-1.

Dear Gays,
Kung manglalaki kayo, isa-isa lang, ha? Kasi di naman yan eat all u can!

Minsan mas suwerte pa sa lovelife yung mahilig sa porn kaysa sa telenobela. Kasi hindi sila nag i-expect ng fairy tale love story. Alam nila realidad.

Things only men do:
    1. Look at the tissue after blowing nose.
    2. Touch how things just to see how hot it is.
    3. Set off early and then arrive late.
    4. Order food and still keep looking at the menu.
    5. Fart and be proud.
    6. Piss in the shower.
    7. Fart in the bath.
    8. Lose the house keys at home.

Reacting to Vice President Binay’s statement, Senator Grace Poe says it’s important to have “honest leaders.”
The VP and his UNA spokeperson have yet to respond. Rumors say they’re busy looking up the meaning of “honest” in the dictionary – which some people believe is not in their vocabulary.

A woman asked her husband, “When we go to Egypt, can we go on a camel?”
He replied, “It would take ages to go there on a camel.”

From a Manila Craiglist:
FOR SALE: Parachute. Used only one. Never opened, small stain.

Grabe yung salpukan ng jeep kanina, sobrang daming patay! Naaawa ako dun isang gumagapang papunta sa driver, Sabi niya ..




“Manong, Yung sukli sa bente”

GHOST-HUNTING 101:

(Kasama ni Boy na nag Ghost-hunting si Girl sa isang lumang bahay. Nung binuksan ni Boy ang pintuan ng bahay, bigla siyang napasigaw)

BOY: “Uy naramdaman mo ba yon?!”

GIRL: (biglang natakot at sabay hawak sa arms ni Boy) “Ang alin?!” 

BOY: “NA MAHAL KITA.” ♥

 

oOo

“Wala namang taong pangit. Di ko lang alam bakit pinatunayan mo pang meron.”

Thursday Humor 01.08.15

lol

A guy told a psychiatrist, “I’m not sure if I’m a man or woman.”
The doctor replied, “Right. Just pull your pants down for me.”
The guy said no, so the shrink said, “You’re a woman!”

BOY: “May kanta ako para sa inyo ng bagong BF mo!”
GIRL: “Wow! Ang sweet mo bestpren… Anong title?”
BOY:  “Ang title ay… “Mabuntis ka sana at masira buhay niyo pareho.””

  •  

MAN1: “My father always told me that it is better to give than to receive.”
MAN2: “Was he a philanthropist?”
MAN1: “No… he was a BOXER.”

SON:  “Daddy, what happens if a condom breaks?”
FATHER: “Look at yourself.”

  •  

Paalala sa Kababaihan:
Huwag niyong pakitaan ng motibo ang mga lalake kung ayaw niyong makatikim ng embutido. :p

You know when people always say, “He escaped alive?”
How can you escape when you’re dead?

Mag-shota nakahiga sa damuhan..
GIRL: “Ang Romantic kahit ang kati ng damo.”
BOY: “Pero…”
GIRL: “Pero ano?”
BOY: “… Mas makati ka pa sa damo.”

In a drug store, a pharmacist told a customer, “Sorry, ma’am, that is impossible. We sell potassium cyanide only with prescription. Just a photo of your husband is not enough!”

QUESTION: What’s the basic difference between the case of VP Binay & that of CPNP Purisima?
ANSWER: The former involves overpricing; the latter underpricing!

LOLA: “Apo, pwede bang makahingi ng pera? Naiinip na kasi ako dito sa bahay eh.”
APO: “Lola naman, pwede ba tigilan niyo na pag ma-mahjong niyo?”
LOLA: “Hindi naman ako magma-mahjong eh, bibili lang ako ng manok.”
APO: “Ano naman ang gagawin niyo sa manok?”
LOLA:” Maglakaro kami ni Lola Petra mo ng sabong, natalo kasi ako kahapon eh.”

  •  

A wife tells her husband while watching a teleserye, “Look how much he loves her…”
He replied, “Yes, but do you know how much he’s being paid for that?”

A lady calls a drug store, “Excuse me, do you have pregnancy tests?”
    “Yes, we do,” the owner replied.
    “Are the test questions difficult?”

A girl tells her boyfriend, “After our marriage, I will let you kiss me where nobody else has kissed me.”
    “Where is that?” her man asks.
   “In Hawaii.”

At an emergency room…
DOCTOR: “There is no doubt that you have been poisoned!”
PATIENT: “For goodness’ sake, with what, Doc?”
DOCTOR: “Don’t worry, we’ll find that out during the autopsy…”

**All of the above SMS jokes courtesy of MIKE.

 

 

oOo

“Pag singkit na maputi, CHINITO. Pag singkit na maitim, PRINITO.”

Monday Humor 01.05.15

missing poster

PATIENT: “Doctor, Doctor! My family thinks I’m mad!”
DOCTOR: “Why is that?”
PATIENT: “I like sausages.”
DOCTOR: “There’s nothing strange about that. I like sausages myself.”
PATIENT: “Really? You must come and see my collection — I’ve got thousands!”

At the grocery’s checkout, the cashier was having trouble finding the price of cucumber.
“Maybe the list is alphabetical,” the customer offered.
So the cashier started searching from the bottom of the list: “Q… Q… Q…”

Define MASAKIT during Sex:
   Wrong Hole, Wrong Hole! 😛

PAALALA SA MGA BABAE:
Kung talagang mahal ka niya, hindi dapat siya mapagod na mahalin ka…
Kahit IHI lang ang pahinga niya.

At a restaurant, a sign read, “Karaoke Tonight!” An old lady studied it before asking, “What kind of fish is that?”

SEN. MIRIAM’S  THESAURUS : 
    1) Bigamous:Man with 2 wives-RAMOS
    2) Polygamous:Man with many wives- ERAP
    3) Monotonous:Man with 1 wife-Villar
    4) Autonomous:Man with  No wife at all , a self-service man -NOYNOY!

BANAT:
Para kang asin.
Bagay na bagay sa itlog ko. <3

At a grade school class…
TEACHER: “What’s the outside layer of a tree called, class?
CLASS: “We don’t know.
TEACHER: “BARK, class!”
CLASS: “WOOF, WOOF, WOOF!”

The China National Tourism office gave tips for its citizens going abroad:
    1. Don’t steal life vests from airplanes to give as gifts.
    2. Don’t leave footprints on the toilet.
    3. Don’t dry your underwear on lampshade.

Sabi nila ang side effect daw ng pagkain ng mani eh magkaka-tigyawat.
Hindi totoo yon. Naglasang pH Care lang iyong panlasa mo.

Ang alam mo ba iyung tuwing tumutugtog ang kanta ng pag-iibigan niyo…
Feel na feel mo ang paghawak niya ng Microphone mo!

A woman texted her husband who was out shopping, “Pick something up for the little ones while you’re shopping.”
So he brought her a bra.

PATIENT: “Doctor, I think I swallowed a SPOON!”
DOCTOR: “Just sit patiently and try not to STIR!”

** All of the above SMS Jokes courtesy of MIKE.

 

 

oOo

“Sabi nila, hindi daw sapat ang pagsasabi lang ng MAHAL KITA. Kailangan may kasamang EFFORT. Kaya “Mahal kita Effort.””

Tuesday Humor 09.09.14

evolution-of-a-filipino-politician

Best Answer Kapag Mag-aabot ng Pamasahe sa JEEP.
1. #MedyoJinggoy na sagot.
DRIVER: “Saan galing ang P20?”
PASAHERO: “Manong, wag nyo kong husgahan please. Ang perang yan ay hindi galing sa gobyerno.”

2. #MedyoParanoid na sagot.
DRIVER: “San yung bente?”
PASAHERO: “Ano? Kaaabot ko lang nawala agad yung bente ko?”

3. #MedyoMayabang na sagot.
DRIVER: “Estudyante?”
PASAHERO: “Mechanical Engineer. 2010 Board Passer.”

4. #MedyoHarotToTheNthPower na sagot.
DRIVER: “Estudyante?”
PASAHERO: “Opo. 2nd year high school. Hindi pa nireregla pero may anim na crush na.”

5. #MedyoDumadamoves na sagot.
DRIVER: “Ilan dito sa P20?”
PASAHERO: “Dalawa po. Isang manhid at isang nagmamahal ng palihim.”

6. #MedyoHarotPart2 na sagot.
DRIVER: “Saan galing?”
PASAHERO: “Nag group study po. Tapos alam niyo ba andun din yung crush ko. Magdamag niya akong tinuruan sa math. Tapos nung nag exam kanina, zero nakuha ko. Hihihi!”

7. #MedyoDefensive na sagot.
DRIVER: “Saan galing?”
PASAHERO: “Nagmotel. 3 hours kami dun. At wag kayong judgmental please. Gumawa lang kami ng loombands.”

8. #MedyoNakahithitNgPentelpen na sagot.
DRIVER: “Saan ang baba ng bente?”
PASAHERO: “Tung-inuhhh!! Naglalakad yung bente!!”

9. #MedyoHighblood na sagot.
DRIVER: “Saan ang baba?”
PASAHERO: “Sa gitna ng kalsada. Para patay ako tapos kulong kayo.”

10. #MedyoEmoH3artZ na sagot.
DRIVER: “Ilan dito sa P20?”
PASAHERO: “Isa lang. Wag nyo na din sanang itanong kung bakit. Sanay na ako na palaging iniiwan. Kaya nasanay na rin akong mag-isa. Keep the change.”

11. #MedyoSenti na sagot.
DRIVER: “Walang barya?”
PASAHERO: “Yan tayo eh. Sobra sobra na nga ang binigay, pero parang kulang pa rin. Parang pag-ibig.”

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
June!
June who?
Wag June! Wag June! May kiliti ako June! Wag June!

BABAE: “Hahalikan mo pa ba ako kahit na pangit ako?”
LALAKI: “Oo naman, Goodbye kiss.”

10 SIDES: Decagon
100 SIDES: Hectogon
1000 SIDES: Chiliagon
10,000 SIDES: Myriagon
1M SIDES: Gagomeganon?

TANONG: Anong english ng ATIS?
SAGOT: Eh di SISTERS.

ATOY: “Bruno, may urine test kami bukas.”
BRUNO: “Ah ganun ba.”
ATOY: “Anong gagawin ko?”
BRUNO: “Ano pa nga ba, eh di magreview ka!”

MGA NAKAKALOKO, NAKAKATAWA, NAKAKAINIS AT WALANG KWENTANG TANONG:

1. Saan ka pumupunta pag hindi ka umaalis? (Hindi nga umalis di ba?)
2. Anong ginagawa mo pag wala kang ginagawa? (Eh wala ngang ginagawa di ba?)
3. Sinong kinakausap mo pag wala kang makausap? (Siguro sarili ko, close kami eh.)
4. Ilan kayong pupunta kung wala kang kasama? (Malamang ako lang.)
5. Kung rereypin ka ng crush mo, payag ka? (May choice pa ba ako, eh rape nga yun!)
6. Nagso-softdrinks ka ba pag coffee break? (Bakit, bawal?!)
7. Ang hirap siguro bumili ng “Happy Meal” pag malungkot ka noh? (Buset ka!)
8. Nanonood ka ba ng morning news sa umaga? (Hindi, sa gabi!)
9. Paano pag wala kang bahay, saan mo gagawin homework mo? (Try mo sa sanga ng malunggay!)
10. Bakit kaya ang init pag summer? (Kasi hindi winter!)

 

oOo

“Hindi lahat ng matigas ay nasa freezer, yung iba, nasa loob ng zipper.”

Friday Humor 09.05.14

stallone

GIRL: “Joke ka naman.”
BOY: “Ok. Anong hayop ang pinagnanasaan ko?”
GIRL: “Ano?”
BOY: “COW” siyempre.”

GF: “Hihiwalayan na kita! Hindi na talaga kita maintindihan!”
BF: “M4h4L kh03! W4g m03 gh4w!n sXh4kh3n +0!”

SENYORA: “Bakit tuwing darating ako ng bahay, inaabutan kitang nanonood ng TV?”
INDAY: “Mam, ayaw ko po kasing abutan nyo ako na walang ginagawa!”

  •  

MONEY isn’t everything. It causes pain and suffering. I’m telling you this because I’m your friend and I want to take your pain and suffering. So send me your money and I will suffer for you.

MANAGER : “Miss, anong masarap na almusal dito?”
MISS : “Tapsilog, sir.”
MANAGER: “Wala na ba iba? Nakakasawa na eh. Yung medyo light lang.”
MISS: “Meron Puke, try mo, sir.”
MANAGER: “Pilya ka pala ha. May opis pa ako. Balikan kita mamayang gabi.”
MISS: “Si sir naman, PUto  na may KEso yon!”

OBAMA CARE: If you can’t afford a doctor, go to an airport – you’ll get a free x-ray and a breast exam, and if you mention Al Qaeda, you’ll get a free colonoscopy!

A THOUGHTFUL HUSBAND is one who holds the door open for his wife to carry in the groceries from the car.

TEACHER: “Simon, can you say your name backwards?”
SIMON: “No Mis.”

Pari nakarinig ng sigaw sa palengke na, “Alleluyah Alleluyah!”
PARI: “Bakit ka sumisigaw ng Alleluyah, eh wala ka naman sa simbahan?”   
MARKET VENDOR: “Syempre nag titinda ako ng luya, kaya sigaw ko “Ale Luya, Ale Luya,” ale bili na kayo ng luya!”

According to the Tax Management Association of the Philippines, Filipinos pay the highest taxes in Southeast Asia. The same study revealed the Filipino politicians were in the happiest in the region.

**All of the above jokes courtesy of MIKE.

 

 

oOo

“Not all goodbyes are sad. Example: “Goodbye, class”

Thursday Humor 09.04.14

csi 

JINGGOY: “Pa, how do you face your problem?”
ERAP: “l do not boobs it!”
JINGGOY: “Anong I do not boobs it?”
ERAP: “In tagalog, HINDI KO DINIDIBDIB!” Ang bobo mo!”

QUESTION: How does a pickpocket fall in love?
ANASWER: At PURSE sight.

MISIS: “Inday, magluto ka ng marami mamaya. Dadating ang mga amiga ko.”
INDAY: “Yes, mam! Anong klase ng luto ang gusto nyo. Iyong babalik pa sila o iyong hindi na?”

Bakit mas mahal ng Diyos ang mga lalaki kaysa babae?
Kasi ang lalaki, pinabaunan na Niya ng hotdog, may kasama pang dalawang itlog. Samantala ang babae, daing lang ang pinabaon Niya, hinati pa?

Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of the heart, so wear a smile wherever you are. Just don’t smile nang nag-iisa ka, iba na ‘yun, baka may makahalata!

GUY: “You’re the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen.”
GAL: “You just want to have sex with me.”
GUY: “And you’re smart too, I like that.”

MARRIAGE is like a comfort room. Those waiting outside are desperate to get in. Those inside are desperate to get out.

HUSBAND: (suspicious) “Ang ganda ng necklace mo ah! Di ko yata maalalang binigyan kita niyan!”
WIFE: “Ah ito? Napulot ko ito sa kotse mo kagabi!”

A report indicated Viagra can cause temporary hearing loss in men. So, guys, you can have sex, but you can’t hear the woman talk afterwards. In a related story, Viagra sales have skyrocketed.

Kapag pinadalhan mo ako ng text message para mo na rin akong binigyan ng piso. Kaya kapag pinadalhan mo ako ng isang milyon na text, huwag mo na lang ituloy, perahin mo na lang!

People say LOVE is the best feeling. But I think finding a toilet when you are having diarrhea is better.

**All of the above jokes courtesy of MIKE.

 

 

oOo

“Hindi lahat ng taong nagpapakatanga sa pag-ibig, nagtatagumpay.”

Wednesday Humor 09.03.14

How to prevent people from urinating in public—Czech Republic style

 How to prevent people from urinating in public—Czech Republic style.

Paano manligaw?
Madali lang yan. Isama mo sya sa lugar na hindi nya alam. Tapos iwan mo.

Girls, huwag ikahiya ang itim na utong.
TANDAAN: Walang tutong na utong pag patay na ang ilaw.

A man claimed that things turned ugly at his house last night.
His wife removed her make up.

A couple was making love and he dies. The medical examiner asked the wife what happened. She replies, “He was moaning and groaning and I thought he was coming, not going.”

Nearly 26% of Filipino adults were without jobs in June, according to the SWS. Those Filipinos have done nothing and haven’t accomplished anything in recent months. In fact, they have a nickname for themselves: Congressmen.

A couple who has been married for 40 years were asked for the secret of their longevity. The husband replied, “Well, we share in decision making. I let the wife make the small decisions and she lets me make the big decisions.”
The husband was then asked what big decisions he has made and he answered, “For 40 years, I can’t remember any.”

Little David was at his cousin’s wedding and asks his mother, “Mommy, why does the girl wear white?”
His mom replies, “The bride is in white because she’s happy and this is the happiest day of her life.”
David thinks about this, and then says, “Well then, why is the boy wearing black?”

Last night, I punched the wife in the mouth as I was angry at the poor dinner served.
On reflection, I may have over-reacted.
We were in a restaurant at the time.

An expert has predicted that computers will eventually replace paper altogether.
He has obviously never tried to wipe his butt with a laptop!

Ancient Chinese wisdom. Question to Confucius.
WOMAN ASKS:
”If I sleep with 3 men, everyone calls me a slut. But when a man sleeps with 10 women, everyone calls him a Real Man. How come?”
CONFUCIUS REPLIES:
”It’s very simple. When 1 lock can be opened by 3 different keys, it’s a bad lock. But when 1 key can open 10 locks, we call it a Master Key!”

The bill collector offer some advice on managing money to a guy with overdue bills. “Why do you let your wife spend so much money than the two of you make without objecting?”
“Because,” the husband replied. “I’d rather argue with you than with her.”

How to spot a TEXTER:
1. May muscle ang hinlalaki.
2. Bobo sa spelling.
3. May bangga ang kotse.
4. Laging nakayuko.
5. Naka simangot kapag di naka-send.

**All of the above jokes courtesy of MIKE.

 

 

oOo

“Ang pag ibig ay parang imburnal. Pag nahulog ka ng walang nagtulak sa ‘yo, tanga ka.”

Sunday Humor 09.29.13

good in goodbyes

  •  

Husband/Wife conversation:

WIFE”: “Hon mahal mo ba ako?”
HUSBAND: “Oo naman:.”
WIFE: “Patunayan mo nga.”
HUSBAND: “I love you very much… At you should be proud sa lima na sinabihan ko ng I love you ikaw lang yung very much.”
WIFE: “Awwwwwwwww!”

Naliligo si Erap ng biglang lumindol… Taranta siyang lumabas na hubo’t hubad…
GUARD: “Sir, may nakalimutan po ata kayong suotin.”
ERAP: “Ay shet! ang Wristband ko!.. Oh No!”

HARI: “Ano gusto mong parusa? Ipakain sa leon o  pasukan ng bubuyog sa pwet?”
PEDRO: “Mas gugustuhin ko pong  pasukan ng bubuyog sa pwet.”
HARI: “Mga kawal! Ilabas si  Jollibee!”

  •  

PINOY INGENUITY?
A Filipino doctor has introduced the use of a device that enlarges a man’s sex organ by up to 5 times with no side effects. It is called a …
MAGNIFYING GLASS.

  •  

MRS1: “Suko na ako sa mister ko, lagi na lang ako binubugbog bago niroromansa.”
MRS2: “Mas grabe yung mister ko. Binubugbog ako tapos si Inday ang niroromansa.”

  •  

GIRL: “Ang puti naman ng bird mo…”
BOY: “Aba, syempre ah! Likas papaya ata gamit ko diyan!”
GIRL: “Ginagamitan mo rin ba ng Downy?”
BOY: “Baket? Bango ba?”
GIRL: “Lambot eh!!!”

SAKRISTAN: “Father, may libangan din ba ang mga Pari?”
PARI: “Oo, naman, pag dating ng hapon, kaming mga pari dito sa bayan ay naglalaro ng Mahjong.”
SAKRISTAN: “Bakit po naman Mahjong pa ang napili niyong laro?”
PARI: “Kasi, dito lang kami nakakasalat ng flower, Iho!”

Nag-uusap si Boy at ang Tatay nya…
TATAY: “Boy, anong gusto mong gawin paglaki mo?”
BOY: “Parang ginagawa mo tay!”
TATAY: “Ang galing naman ng anak ko! gusto ring mag-abogado!”
BOY: “Hindi tay! gusto ko ring tumira ng katulong!”

  •  

SI LOLO AT LOLA
LOLA: “Make luv tayo!”
LOLO: “Sandali lang, kukunin kong condom ko.”
LOLA: “Ano ka ba di na ko mabubuntis!”
LOLO: “Alam ko! Pero me rayuma ang BIRD ko, di pwedeng MABASA!”

LOLO AT GRO 
A LOLO went to karaoke bar and was asked: "Sir, ano gusto nyo GRO o CG?"
LOLO:”GRO alam ko, pero anong CG, yan ba yung Call Girl?”
MANAGER: ""Hindi sir, Care Giver!"

  •  

LOLO AT APO
APO: “Lolo bkit mas mblis pumuti ang buhok sa itaas kaysa sa buhok sa ibaba.”
LOLO: “Kasi, apo, sa itaas puro problema. Eh sa ibaba, puro ligaya!”

 

oOo

“Masaya naman talaga maging single. Walang hassle. Walang pressure. Walang kailangan intindihin.”

Tuesday Humor 04.16.13

hairy potter

Sa bus station, magkatabi sa upuan ang itim at puting Kano. May dalang saging ang itim at may dalang unggoy ang puti.
ITIM: "Bro, bibili lang ako ng tubig, paki tingnan ang saging ko."
(pagbalik ng negro, wala na ang saging)
ITIM: "Ba’t nawala ang saging ko?"
PUTI: (tinuro ang unggoy) "Kinain ng kapatid mo. "
(tahimik si itim)
PUTI: "Bro paki tingnan lang ang unggoy ko, bili lang ako ng softdrinks."
(pagbalik ni puti patay na ang unggoy)
PUTI: "Ano nangyari bro?"
ITIM: "Away pamilya ito. wag kang pakialamero, labas ka na!"

BOY: "Mahal kita!"
GIRL: (di pinansin)
BOY: "Hoy! Sabi ko mahal kita!"
GIRL: "Ano namang gusto mong mangyari?
BOY: "Mamatay ang lalaking mahal mo. Para naman mapansin mo na ako. Tsk."
GIRL: "So? Gusto mo nang mamatay? Ganun?"

Halimbawa ng mixed emotion.
Nakita mo ang mortal mong kaaway nahulog mula sa 20th floor ng gusali at siyang bumagsak sa bagong bili mo na SUV.
Di mo alam kung ikaw ay matawa o iiyak.

    Continue reading

    Sunday Humor 04.14.13

    pickpocket

    BOY: "Red Horse ka ba?"
    GIRL: "Bakit?"
    BOY: "Kasi ang lakas ng tama ko sayo!"
    GIRL: "Wag ka nang magdahilan lasenggero ka lang talaga!"

    BOY: "Ang pangit naman ng crush mo!"
    GIRL: "Ang yabang naman nito. Kung yung crush mo kaya sabihan ko ng pangit?"
    BOY: "Eh di… sabihan mo yang sarili mo!"

    Pag may gusto kang halikan,
    halikan mo agad,
    sabay banat ng dahilan,
    "Tuyo kasi lips mo.
    Binasa ko lang.
    Galit ka?
    Sori ha, nagmamalasakit lang!"

    DOC: "Ano pong problema?"
    LADY: "May lumalabas na green substance sa pekpek ko."
    DOC: "Ilang beses ka makipagsex?"
    LADY: "Once a year po.."
    DOC: "Wag ka sanang mabibigla… Pero dahil sa tagal na wala kang sex, lumot na yung lumalabas sayo!"

     

    Continue reading