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My guy has low-hanging balls that get in the way during sex. What are the best positions for us? Girl-on-top and doggie-style.
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What happens at sex clubs? Lots of exhibitionism—everything from couples having sex to swapping partners.
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I’ve heard it’s unsafe to do it on a trampoline. Why? If things get bouncy, his penis can slip out and ricochet off the trampoline, breaking it.
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What should I do if a condom falls off inside me? Stop, remove it, and use a new one. And, take a pregnancy test, just in case.
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Are there aphrodisiacs that usually work? A recent study found that a cup of coffee stimulates the part of the brain that controls arousal.
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My partner asked if he could ejaculate onto my face. Why would he want to do that? Every porn a guy watches ends that way, and he’s likely curious to try it in real life.
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What’s the best sex position for getting pregnant? Missionary, with your legs on his shoulders.
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Is anal sex safe? Yes, if done carefully. Go slowly, and use a lot of lube to avoid tearing.
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Can all women have multiple orgasms? Yes, but not always one right after the other. Climaxing during both foreplay and intercourse counts.
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What about men? Dudes can have multiples as well, but will ejaculate only once.
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Does the size of guy’s balls matter? Big testicles indicate he has more testosterone and sperm. Translation: He’s horny and fertile.
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Is it possible for him to get hard in cold water? Yes, especially if it’s freezing.
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Which animal has the longest penis? Whale penises clock in at 10 feet long.
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Is it possible for me to masturbate too much? Is it possible to be too happy?
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If he gets frequent boners during his sleep, is he not satisfied? No. Most men get an erection several times while snoozing.
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Should I always pee after sex, even if I don’t have to go? Yes. It flushes out bacteria and helps prevent a urinary tract infection.
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Do men have G-spot, too? Sorta: the prostate. Stimulate it by pressing between his testicles and butt with your thumb.
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If he shaves all his pubic hair, will sex feel better for me? No. It could feel worse, if he has stubble.
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Why does he think it’s hot to shave me down there? It’s a fantasy and it’s also a primitive instinct to groom your partner.
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If a guy has a big penis, is he more likely to get you pregnant? No,it won’t give his sperm a swimming head start.
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Do arousal cream work? Some women say so, but since there aren’t scientific studies we can’t say for sure…or if they’re safe.
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What’s the most popular type of porn for guys? Videos that feature MILFs, according to Web traffic for a popular porn site.
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Can men get yeast infections? Yes, if they have sexual contact with a woman who has one.
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Are humans the only animals that have sex for pleasure? Nope. Many others, like primates and manatees do too.
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Why is semen so gooey? So, it can stick to the back of the vagina, where the sperm need to go to make a baby.
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Crazy Dirty Sex Questions Answered In 20 Words Or Less – (Last Part)
Crazy Dirty Sex Questions Answered In 20 Words Or Less – (Part 3 of 4)
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My guy and I have sex frequently, and he always comes inside me. Is it possible to have too much sperm in my vagina? Nope, it won’t cause any health issues, since the vagina self-cleans and gravity takes care of the rest.
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My boyfriend asked how I masturbate, but I’m not comfortable describing it. What should I tell him? Guide his hand, and say, “Let me show you instead.”
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Can I be too wet for sex to work? No, if he slips out, keep your legs closer together.
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I’ve just heard of the cremaster muscle. What is it? It surrounds the testicles and raises them up closer to his body when he’s aroused.
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How many erections does the average man get per day? Eleven.
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Can guys be allergic to their own semen? Yes.
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Do tongue rings make oral more pleasurable for men? Maybe. But typically, it just feels different, not better.
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Can I get pregnant from pre-ejaculate? Yes. While it’s sperm-free, it can mix with swimmers in his urethra from a previous ejaculation.
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What’s female ejaculation? It’s a fluid that’s released through the urethra when the G-spot is stimulated.
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Can women have wet dreams? Yes. But unlike men, women don’t have the ejaculatory evidence.
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How do I stop queefing during sex? Use extra lube to reduce friction.
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Is it normal to cry after sex? Yes, occasionally. Sex unlocks a hormonal wave that can make you emotional.
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Sometimes, I sneeze when I’m aroused. Why? A likely explanation: The nose tissue becomes engorged, just like the tissue in your vagina does, causing you to sneeze.
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Do penis pumps really make a guy bigger? Unfortunately, no.
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So, is it the same thing as an orgasm? No. Usually, they happen at the same time, but like guys, women can ejaculate without a climax.
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Can a guy ejaculate and pee at the same time? Nope. Just before climax, the tube leading to his bladder seals off so semen can shoot through his penis.
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I have braces on my teeth. Can I still go down on a guy? Yes—just use your lips to cover your teeth.
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How can I get him to dominate me? Tie him up with a scarf and pleasure him, then ask him to return the favor.
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How fast do sperm travel? Not fast at all—about three-quarters of a foot per hour.
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What color of lingerie do men find arousing? Red. It’s the hue men find most alluring, according to a study.
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He wants me to call him daddy during sex. Does that mean he has effed-up fantasies? Probably not. To some men, it’s the same thing as a playful “yes, sir!”
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His neck cramps up during oral sex. How can I make him more comfortable? Prop up your hips on a pillow so he doesn’t have to bend his neck as far.
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My guy has a third nipple. Is it as sensitive as his other two? Probably not, but you might as well try.
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Are we the only animals to engage in prostitution? Oddly, no. Female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests.
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Will having sex stretch out my vagina? No, but as you age, the lining gets thinner, so it feels less tight. Kegel exercises do the trick.
Via: COSMOPOLITAN Magazine (March 2011 issue)
Crazy Dirty Sex Questions Answered In 20 Words Or Less – (Part 2 of 4)
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How many calories does semen have? Thirty-six per teaspoon.
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What is the average size of a testicle? At least two inches long and one inch wide.
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Is it possible for someone to be asexual? Yes, but it’s rare: one in 100 adults is asexual. Still, they can enjoy other aspects of intimacy, like cuddling.
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Is it possible to have sex in your sleep? Yes. Called sexsomnia, it affects eight percent of sleep-clinic patients, according to a study.
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Can room temperature affect my ability to orgasm? Yes. Warmer temps increase blood flow, making it easier to become aroused.
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Is it okay to use an electric toothbrush as a vibrator? No. It can harbor bad bacteria, and the abrasive surface can irritate your clitoris.
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My guy sniffs a pair of my panties while he masturbates. Weird, right? It’s uncommon but not strange. Scent is sexually intoxicating. You could consider it a compliment.
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Do vaginas feel pretty the same to men? No. They feel similar but with subtle differences in shape and size.
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I like girl-on-girl porn, but I’m straight. Is that normal? Yes, Some women prefer watching chicks since they seem less intimidating.
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My guy has asthma, Does that mean we should take it easy during sex? No, it shouldn’t be an issue, but like with any athletic event, it doesn’t hurt to keep an inhaler nearby.
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Why do I occasionally get headaches during sex? Tightening of the neck muscles can bring one on. Try focusing on your breathing to relax.
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Are smaller nipples less sensitive? No. They have same number of nerve endings as larger ones do.
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I know guys are horniest in the morning, but when are women? Guys have daily cycle, and women have a monthly one. Seven days after your period is when you;re horniest.
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How big do clitorises get when stimulated? As much as twice their normal size.
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He wants me to give his butthole oral attention. Is that sanitary? Only if he’s showered and you stick to his cheeks. Otherwise, you can pick up all sorts of bacteria.
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Does show size really correlate to penis size? Nope, and neither does hand size or height.
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Do guy’s balls really turn blue if they don’t orgasm? No.
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Is it life-threatening for a guy to blow air up your vadge while going down on you, or is that an urban legend? It’s dangerous, since an air bubble could travel to your heart, causing a fatal embolism.
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What happen if semen gets in my eye? Can I go blind? No. Just flush with cool water, and if your partner might have STD, see a doctor ASAP.
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Do older men still get uncontrollable boners? Yep. But, the frequency decreases with age, since testosterone levels dip.
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How do I know if his porn habit is normal or addictive? If he watches it more than he has sex with you, it may be addictive.
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My clitoris sometimes goes numb during foreplay. Why? Too much direct stimulation. Encourage him to play with other parts of your vagina, and use more lube.
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Do all women have a G-spot? We think so, but scientists debate it. For most women, it’s located about two inches past the vaginal opening.
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Do animals (besides us) masturbate? Yes. Actually, a lot do. Deer and monkeys are just two examples.
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Wait, even female animals? Uh-huh. Lady apes and monkeys have been observed using sticks for solo sessions.
Via: COSMOPOLITAN Magazine (March 2011 issue)
Happy Valentines, Boners!
Free condoms with Valentine’s flowers in RP
MANILA, Philippines – Men buying flowers on Saturday for Valentine’s Day were given something else for the weekend in the Philippines, Asia’s staunchly Roman Catholic outpost – free condoms.
The health department set up two tents and booths carrying the slogan “Are You Sexually Active?” at Manila’s Dangwa wholesale flower market on the day before St Valentine’s.
They also handed out leaflets promoting them as safeguards against sexually transmitted diseases with the “Be Safe Always, Valentine” packs of condoms.
Read more … Free condoms with Valentine’s flowers in RP – INQUIRER.net, Philippine News for Filipinos.
Ayos yan! Pabor ako dyan sa gimik ng DOH. Eh kasi naman kung napansin nyo netong mga nakaraang weeks, laman lagi sa TV/Radio news yung tumataas na (naman) bilang ng mga may HIV/AIDS dito sa Pilipinas.
Hala! Karamihan pa man daw sa mga tinamaan ngayon eh yung mga nagtatrabaho sa mga call centers. Nyay! Koling-koling! Pareng Dennis aka Callcenterguy, trulili kaya yan?
Balentayms pa naman ngayon, kayong mga taga-lupa na mahihilig sa laman, kung hindi nyo rin lang kaya ang maging faithful sa partner nyo o kaya hindi kayo makuntento chumukchak sa iisang partner lang…aba eh paalala lang – magsuot po kayo ng “medyas”!
Isipin nyo na lang na pag hindi kayo protektado eh may tsansang ganitetch ang itchuraness ninyo en da pyutyor.
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O sha sha, agen agen… Happy Valentines, Boners!
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Category: Love, Romance and Relationship |
Tags: AIDS Awareness, HIV, sex, unprotected sex, valentines
Sex Trivia
How much sex trivia have you heard? Here are some strange things about sex that might be of interest.
Male doctors in Bahrain can examine women’s genitals, but are limited to look at them only through their reflection on mirrors.
The word "sex" was coined in 1932.
Francis I of France once said, "Anyone who doesn’t have a mistress is a nincompoop."
Foreplay usually lasts from 14 to 17 minutes.
The missionary position was the favorite sexual position of both modern Europeans and ancient Romans.
For most Americans, summer is the season for losing their virginity, particularly in June.
Neutering a cat extends its life span by two or three years.
Think ostrich eggs are huge? Apparently, sharks lay the world’s largest reproductive eggs.
Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. Apparently, Anne Rice’s version of Sleeping Beauty is not the first sexualized imagination of the tale. In the original fairy tale of Sleeping Beauty, the Prince rapes her while she sleeps and then leaves before she wakes up.
**Sources: The Lilith Gallery of Toronto, New York Erotica, and Cosmopolitan Magazine
Sex Myths: Trulili o Eklavu?
Sagutin kung ang mga sumusunod ay TRULILI (true) o EKLAVU (false):
1. WOMEN GET MORE JEALOUS THAN MEN.- Eklavu. Anuvah! Men and women get equally jealous. Pareho lang noh at walang MAS! Pero more on biological grounds ang pagseselos ng lalaki, dahil kung halimbawa kayo ay mag asawa siempre gusto ng lalaki makasiguro na anak niya yung lalabas sayo at hindi kay kumpare o kaya sa kapitbahay. Habang tayong mga babae naman, we get jealous of emotional territory, mas nag aalala tayo na maaagawan ng lalaki (as if 3 na lang ang natitirang lalaki sa mundo at ang isa dun ay hindi pa tiyak).
Parang Kami Na Hindi
Mahirap nga ba makipag MU?
“Kami na ba?”
“Parang mag-on, parang hindi.”
“Kayo pero hindi pa rin kayo”.
Pamilyar ba sa inyo ang ganyan? O na-experience nyo na ba ang makipag-MU (mutual understanding)? Eh ano naman ang kinalabasan? At may kinahangtungan ba?
Naisip ko lang ang gumawa ng ganitong entry kasi may mga tatlong blog yata akong napasyalan last week at lahat ay may tema tungkol sa pakikipag-MU nila na nauwi sa pagiging broken-hearted na sa palagay ko naman ay hindi dapat nauuwi sa ganung sakitan, iyakan o sa pagiging luhaan sa huli.
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Tags: emyu, lovehurts, MU, mutual relationship, sex, sexuality
When Love Hurts
STD and AIDS are not only the disasters that you can encounter in the bedroom. Today you can also have sexual injuries to fight. I talking about lower back pain that sex may cause.
Why do back pains or lower back pains occur during sex?
According to the article Sexual Injuries that I have read in Woman Today magazine dated
The lumbar region is in a stable position when the body is perfectly straight in the vertical or horizontal position. During intercourse, stresses that could cause lower back injuries include flexion (bending at the waist) and torsion (twisting at the waist)
One doctor notes that although there is already some risk of lower back pain in the missionary position, and the risk increases with the “doggy-style” position.
The causes of lower back pain of coital origin include a torn muscle or a herniated disk, wherein a strong force pushes the vertebral disk into the area where the spinal nerves are located. Sciatica can also occur when a vertebral disk applies pressure on the sciatic nerve. When this happens, pain occurs not only in the lower back but also in the legs.
Thankfully, 90% of lower back injuries are cured with rest and exercise within 6-8 weeks. Recent studies have shown that it is best for a patient to have complete bed rest – alone – during the first 2 or 3 days of rehab. Visit www.losethebackpain.com for more Info on Back Pain, Low Back Pain, and Sciatica.
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Men Most Common Sexual Turn-Off In Women
nagka-tsikahan kami kanina ng isang long-lost college girl friend ko sa YM. nalungkot ako kasi di pala sila nagkatuluyan ng bf nya for 8 years. haysss… akala ko pa naman eh sila na talaga magkakatuluyan kasi they look so perfect couple talaga.
nways, dami nga naman nilang issues sa isa’t isa ang hindi ma-resolve kaya minabuti nilang maghiwalay na lang. related sa topic ko ngayon ang isa sa naging cause ng break-up nila.
1. Women should not behave as if they hate sex.
– sex is one way that a man may express his feelings and their vulnerability to the women they love. kaya hate ng mga lalaki ang pakiramdam na parang pinagbibigyan lang sila ng pabor kaya nakikipagtalik ang girl sa kanila.
girls, tama na yung arte o iwasan na yung drama o chuva na kesyo di ka naman pokpok para ganunin ka. ayaw ng mga lalaki yung pakiramdam na parang nanggagamit lang sila. eh di naman sila hayup noh? nakakawala nga naman yun ng dignidad at pride para sa kanila. sino ba naman ang di mapapahiya pag may mga side comments ka pa o kaya resistance habang nakikipagtalik sa kanila. siempre frustrating yun. pag ganun ang arte at ugali mo sa dyowa mo pagdating sa sex… ikaw din, walang sisihan pag naghanap sila ng iba.
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. women who never initiates sex.
– hindi manghuhula ang mga lalaki o mind-reader. kaya pag nag iinit ka at type mo makipag make-love sa partner mo then GO sister! at wag mag alinlangan! maniwala ka, gusto rin ng mga lalaki yung paminsan-minsan inuunahan sila sa pangangalabit o kaya nilalambutsing.
kung gusto mo ipaalam sa dyowa mo na accepted mo sya then wag ka na magpakipot. ora mismo, dambahin mo o kaya isalya mo sya sa kama. nyahahaha! (sampalin mo pag pumalag! joke!!!!)
3. women who are unresponsive in bed.
– josko! eh sino ba gusto makipag sex sa taong masahol pa sa malamig na cadaver? Love is a two-way street. its important that u do your share so as in a passionate love, romance, lovemaking or whatever you may call it to keep the flames of passion come alive. eh kung dedma lang reaction mo sa sexual activity nyo eh mas mabuti pang umahon ka na lang jan sa kama nyo at mag cross-stitching ka na lang for the rest of your life.
4. women who talk too much during sex.
– some men are turned on if women talk dirty during sex. pero kung nagsasalita ka na tipong tsini-tsismis mo yung kasalukuyang hiwalayan nina ruffa at yilmaz bektas habang nakasampa sa yo ang partner mo, aba eh nakakawalang-gana nga naman yun sa lalaki.
5. women who don’t care about their looks
– oo na, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. pero ang tinutukoy dito ay kung panu mo iprisinta ang iyong katawan sa dyowa mo. kelangan maging neat and clean ka in all ways. ibig sabihin nyan eh maghugas ka ng fekfek mo. nyahahhaa! standard rule na yan at itinuro na yan sa atin ng mga magulang natin mula pa pagkabata. kung wala kang pakialam sa sarili mo eh ibig sabihin nyan ay di mo nga mahal ang sarili mo.
6. women who are over concerned with their looks.
– kabaliktaran naman to ng number 5. girls, ayaw ng mga men yung babaeng obsess masyado sa itsura nila. baka naman pati sa lovemaking nyo ng partner mo eh kontodo alahas ka pa sa katawan. alisin na ang mga garnishing na yan sa body at baka mamaya eh matigok pa yung partner mo dahil nalunok na pala yung pendant ng kwintas mo. nyahaha!
for guys, girl’s natural beauty is better. baka naman kasi naka make-up ka pa. buti sana kung may flavor yung foundation make-up mo sa face habang hinihimud ka ng partner mo. hahaha! mga lovescenes sa pelikula lang po maganda tingnan na yung girl eh naka-make up.
7. women who have no sense of humor.
– men are so hard on themselves, feeling pressured to always do the right and to be responsible. therefore, men need a little laughter to lighten up themselves. mga sisters, kelangan meron ka neto para pampagaan o pampawala baga ng tension sa mga dinadala ng mga kalalakihan natin sa araw-araw.
8. superficial women.
– women with superficial values turn their men off. eto yung mga klase ng mga kababaihan na may kababawan, wala ibang inaatupag kundi ang sarili at wala ng pakialaman sa mga nangyayari sa kapaligiran. di mo naman kelangan maging intellectual o may mataas na edukasyon. pero hindi rin nila kelangan ang mga babaeng makasarili, self-absorbed o superficial.
9. women who are proud and boastful.
– this is an opposite of the above. eventhough men are proud of smart women, ayaw naman nila nung too smart women. they hate women who are boastful in just about everything… mapa-career man o sa looks nila. dehins type ng mga hombre na inferior sila noh.
10. women who talk about past lovers.
– comparing your current boylet to your past lovers is a big no-no! men doesn’t want to hear anything about your past or which men you’ve been before. mas lalong wala syang pakialam kung mas malaki etits ng ex-bf mo!!! wahihi!
11. women who wear dirty, old, and ugly underwear.
– kapatid, itapon mo na yang mga funties mong nauso pa nung panahon ng lola mo. wag na wag magsusuot ng mga long-sleeved funties…yun bang halos abot hanggang dibdib sa laki pag isinuot mo. eto ha, makinig ka. wala pa akong nakilalang mister na umangal sa mga misis na mahilig o maluho sa pagbili ng sexy undies and lingeries. e
h kasi para din naman sa kanila yun noh… para maging appealing. aktwali, di naman kelangan maging mamahalin ang undies mo…basta ba maganda at malinis eh ayos na yun.
12. women who aren’t sexually spontaneous.
– men want spontaneous sex, that one which is not planned. the biggest complain most men say about their sex life are when their mates always make a big deal each time they make love. nakaka turn off daw yung maraming excuses. di naman kasi lahat ng panahon eh may energy ang mga lalaki for a major seduction. kumbaga dapat ready beauty mo sa mga quickies at dapat bukas isipan mo sa mga hindi inaasahang sumpong ng pagkalibog ng dyowa mo. basta ba wag nyo lang gawin sa gitna ng daan kasi….baka magka trapik. lols.
