1. You know anything about PMS? No? I thought so.

- Honga, aber, alam mo ba ang ibig sabihin ng PMS?

Tama! Pre-Marital Sex. Lol!

2. Don’t just be quiet when asked if you think we’re fat. Lie and say no.

- May kasabihan na hindi lahat ng TOTOO ay kelangan sabihin. Lalo na kung tungkol sa pagiging tabachingching namin. Kung gusto mo ng matiwasay na pagsasama at matahimik na pamumuhay, at higit sa lahat kung ayaw mo saktan ka namin, oo, magSINUNGALING ka na! Leche!

3. Pompous, self-important ways are worse than bad breath. Imagine if you had both.

- Allergic ako sa mga mayayabang sa totoo lang. Kasi gusto ko ako lang ang mayabang. Hehe! Joke! Hindi nga, may mga paraan naman kung gusto mo magpa-impress sa chick pero wag naman yung lantaran. Napansin ko, madalas pag mayabang ang lalaki, eh maliit ang titi.

4. We take great pains to be hairless on the legs, underarms, upper lip and bikini line. How about you with your nose hair.

- Be fair. Nagkakanda-duling kami sa kabubunot ng buhok namin sa kili-kili, tinitiis namin ang mga hagupit ng sabay-sabay na bunot ng mga bolbits namin dun sa ober der pag nagpapa-bikini line o Brazilian wax kami, tapos TUTSANG nyo di nyo man lang makuhang magupitan? Where is justice, sir!?

5. Bear with us when we cry in movies. We do the same when you drag us to see your favorite slapstick flick.

- Mas mabuti siguro kung sabayan nyo na lang kami sa pagiging crayola namin sa mga senti-eksena ng mga movies. Wag lang yung mauuna pa kayong iiyak. Taena lang ha!

6. No one is too cool to ask a girl out nicely.

- “Coffee tayo.” – Eto madalas na hirit ang napapansin ko pag gusto i-date ni boy si girl. Tapos dadalhin sa mga kapehan si girl gaya ng Starbucks para kunyari sushal! Well, wala naman masama. Pero pansin ko lang, bihira na talaga ngayon yung gumagawa ng panliligaw sa loob mismo ng bahay. Minsan nakikilala na lang ng buong pamilya si boy eh, sinagot na o shuta na pala sya ni girl. Makakapag-isip ka tuloy, saan kaya sila nagligawan? O nagkaligawan nga kaya?

“Tara! Kumain tayo sa labas. Isama mo na buong pamilya mo. Libre ko.” O ha! May mas ko-cool pa ba kung ganito mo aayain si girl para lumabas? 

7. There is more than one way to kiss a girl. Ask her to teach you.

- O ha! Guys, take note. Gandang teknik nito. Sa totoo lang, mas marami ang mayayabang pero hindi lahat ng lalaki ay marunong humalik. Plis lang, wag nyong hayaan na tumutulo din ang laway nyo habang kumi-kiss. Ambaboy nun. Kelangan swabe lang mga ‘tol! Charot!

8. The compliments you give are our best beauty secret. If we’re not feeling or looking too good, it’s of course your fault.

- Madalas naririnig namin ang mga kakakilig na compliments pag nanliligaw pa lang o kaya nag-uumpisa pa lang ang relasyon o pagsasama. Hoy lalaki! Wag naman ganun. Kung ako sa inyo, gawin nyo ng hobby ang pagbibigay ng compliments. Oo, araw-arawin nyo na. Araw-arawin nyo na ang pagsisinungaling. Kever!

9. We get amused when you act a little jealous, livid when you’re obnoxious, and suspicious when you’re envious.

- Totoo ‘to. Pero please do it in moderation. Wag din kayong exajs at paulit-ulit na lang. Kakapikon din kasi.

10. We believe when you say, “I was lookin’ ‘cause I think I know her from somewhere.” Of course you do. From Fantasy Land.

- Style-bulok yan. Pero ako, di na lang ako naninita o nagsasalita. Kinukurot ko lang agad sa tagiliran…ensigueda!.

Source: by Tweetie De Leon Gonzales, Esquire Magazine,  December 2011.

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“Hindi mo naman kasalanan kapag binigay mo na ang lahat at iniwan ka pa rin. Baka di lang talaga kayo para sa isa’t isa.”

Oo, wala na nga siguro ako sa kabataan ko pero hindi ko naman sinasabi din na  nakaka-avail na ako ngayon ng  20% discount benefits ng mga Senior Citizen. Chooos naman…kahit papano eh medyo matagal-tagal pa siguro bago ako makagamit ng sariling Senior Citizen card ko noh! Hehe!

‘Lam nyo, maniwala kayo sa hindi…hindi ko masyado nami-miss ang kabataan ko.

Kasi pag nagmumuni-muni ako at nagpa-flashback ng nakaraan ko (insert any New Wave music here)…eh parang puro kalituhan lang ang nasa isip ko noon e. Ang klase ng pag iisip ko noon ay puro  olats!

Paano ko naman mami-miss ang mga panahon na yun kung saan lahat yata ng ginagawa ko ay akala ko ay tama, tapos matatauhan na lang ako sa ending na joskopo! – ako pala talaga ang original na Lady GAGA! Dahil nga nuknukan ako ng kagagahan noon!

Dami kong palpak sa mga diskarte ko noon! Hays..pag bata ka kasi, talagang eengot-engot ka at mapusok ka sa lahat.

Bilibit or not, mas enjoy ako nung tumuntong na ako ng 30 hanggang sa edad ko ngayon.  Totoo pala talaga yung kasabihan na WISDOM comes with age. Habang ako ay tumatanders, napansin ko na ang dami na rin nabago sa akin. Mas lalo akong naging yummy at mas naging malandi! Joke! Wahaha!

Seryusli, minsan nga hindi ako makapaniwala na ang daming nabago sa ugali ko. Maipagyayabang kong sabihin na, MAS naging mabuting tao at nagpapakatao ako ngayon. Dati kasi unggoy-ungguyan ako eh.

Ngayon ko lang naranasan ang maging sigurado talaga sa mga gusto ko at sa sarili ko. Mas alam ko na kung ANO at SINO ang magpapasaya sa akin. At yung tungkol sa natitirang pangarap ko sa buhay? Ay naku! mas pursigido akong sundin yun hanggang sa matigok ako.

Heniways, may nabasa akong isang article na gusto kong i-share sa inyo, dear readers. Lalo na  para sa mga babae…na hindi dapat  ikabahala kung lagpas kalendaryo na kayo at lalong mas hindi dapat katakutan ang pagtanders. Di ko ma-credit yung site na pinagkunan ko kasi ang tagal na neto sa DRAFT box ko.

Why Women Above 30 Are Better?

Andy Rooney says:
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?” She doesn’t care what you think.

If a woman over 30 doesn’t want to watch the game, she doesn’t sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it’s usually something more interesting.

A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a hoot what you might think about her or what she’s doing.

Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won’t hesitate to shoot you, if ;they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it’s like to be unappreciated.

A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn’t trust the guy with other women. Women over 30 couldn’t care less if you’re attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won’t betray her.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always know.

A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They’ll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don’t ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it’s not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free”. Here’s an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage. Amen to that!!

Reason why some women would really resort to diet pills that could reduce body fat, lower blood cholesterol, suppress appetite and decrease food cravings is that having slender body gives women more feeling of self-confidence. Being slim, thin, looking good, is what women all around the world wants to be.

A lot of reason why women want to possess at least one designer bag. I can state two reasons.

• One is durability because most designer handbags are amazingly durable.
• Two, most women are status-conscious. See, if a woman wants to be noticed and be prominent in a crowd, sometimes all she can do is simply to carry an authentic and stylish designer bag. Believe it or not, but a bag can really put character to the woman who carries it.

Designer bags are a woman’s pride. That is why don’t to be surprised if a woman is willing to spend more than of her one month salary on a piece of handbag she long admired.

I wish I had their expertise in choosing figure-flattering clothes for women. Part of their job is keeping abreast on what is the latest of women fashion trends, knowing the women’s clothing designers, and isn’t that a pure glamorous profession?

Who wouldn’t get envious the perks they enjoy in their job that includes the travel, the free clothes, accessories and the chance to work with a variety of people including celebrities?

Sabi ko na nga ba! Nabasa ko yan kanina sa Yahoo Philippines. Aktwali matagal ko ng alam na mas matatalino talaga kami mga gerls kesa mga boys. Hehe!

C’mon, pagbigyan nyo na ako – it’s women’s month!

Tsaka ang komontra – mamamatay!

Hindi nga lang ako masyadong natuwa dahil according to statistic…

• “Filipino women have a projected life expectancy of 71.6 years, higher than Filipino men’s 66.1 years…” 

- Ibig sabihin ba mas mahaba ang tsansa namin na mag durusa habang nabubuhay? Oh noes!

• “Although males had higher labor force participation rate at 78.9 percent against females’ 48.6 percent, the average annual income of household headed by a man was only at P167,013 against those headed by a woman at P197, 629.“

– Hala! pwede ko na rin bang sabihin na mas magaling talaga ang kababaihan na mamuno sa buhay? No wonder, mas madalas kaming tawagin na “kumander” at ang lalaki naman ay “manedyer” lang. Ops! mas mataas ba ranggo ng kumander sa manager? O mas nakakasindak lang ang mga kumander? Lol.

• “The elective positions in the Philippines remain men’s territory as they occupy 76.8 percent of these posts, against 23.2 percent occupied by women…”

– kaya naman pala mas rampant ang graft and corruption sa bansa natin. Tsk! Haler! Oo nga, babae nga siguro ang kasalukuyang presidente, pero mas madalas o karamihan naman na involve sa pagiging kurap ay ang mga men. Sampol ko dito si FG.   Kung anong sipag ng misis nya mag trabaho…sipag din nya mangurakot.

Hmmmn… kung bumaliktad  kaya ang figures, may tsans kaya na mas maging maayos ang gobyerno ng Pinas?

• “…33.2 percent of Filipino males would approve of a woman having an abortion against four percent of females.” 

– Hmp! Mga walang puso at konsensya! Pagkatapos makipaghubaran, makipaglaplapan, makipagbaliktaran at magpakasarap, mas hayagan pa silang aprub daw sa abortion. Hmp ulit!

• “…more Filipino women would support a bill to legalize divorce in the Philippines with 40.2 percent against 8.4 percent of men.”

– kaya pala mas marami sa amin ang mas pabor na sumuporta sa bill na ‘to. Hehe! Palaban na talaga ang mga pinay. Go Pinay!

Oist! Bato-bato sa langit ang tamaan ay pangit! Peace tayo mga bro! Mwah!

Quote of the Day:

“I am my own woman.”

Evita Perón

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